What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

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Neo10101

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well, drive my car into a house of children, set other houses on fire with Molotov cocktails, and maybe if there's enough time bathe in their blood. Gotta stay sparkly clean!
 

Xlr8DETH

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the most evil thing i could do is nothing at all and let hitler and other evil doers from the past be resurrected
 

vanthebaron

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kill my mother and father with my flamebladed sword...don't give me that look i'm realistically answering the question
 

Jake0fTrades

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Grab a kitchen knife, run next door, break open the window, stab the unfortunate owners and desecrate the bodies.
 

Harkwell

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Continue about my business. If Hitler isn't shot/stabbed/bombed on his first day back to life I'd be fuckin' amazed.
 

TheTurtleMan

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Why would I stop the devil from resurrecting my childhood hero?

I guess if I had to do something really evil, I could go to the neighbors house and eat the children in front of the parents saving the heads for the parents of course, then proceed to deficate on said parents before eating them. Don't know what I would do with the leftover four minutes though . . .
 

Neuromaster

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"Screw you Satan, let Hitler be the bad guy. How's it any better if I prevent his resurrection by being even worse?"

Then probably post on the Escapist about this idiot devil who was harassing me.
 
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Annex France in Hearts of Iron as Germany. That way, the Holocaust would roll into Jerusalem itself (as the West Bank is French/British territory in the game).

That was even horrible to think of, even if it is a game.
 

1rednose

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Well, guess I would take my gun and break into some random family's house. Force the son/daughter to sleep with their own mom/dad and film it. At the end, shoot the kid and leave the tape, so the last memory they have of their kid they get to watch anytime they want, and it's banging their own parents. Seems pretty sick and twisted.
 
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I would laugh at the devil and tell him to stop being a wuss and go destroy heaven like he is supposed to. Then I would go about my business because this is just my mind playing tricks on me again.
 

Link55557

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I could call the girl I have an unrequited love for and tell her that her friend's death last week was her fault.

But I'd rather have to face Zombie Hitler.
 

Zeromaxx

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Blow up the 3 gas stations on the corners down the street that will take out the freeway overpass and shut down my old highschool, the trainyard nearby, and the freeway shutting down commerce in the area for a time as well as killing a lot of people and polluting the environment...that's uh...horrible that it's realistically possible...
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Well if I wanted to I guess I could murder my family, rape the dead bodies, kill our pets, rape their bodies, burn our house down, go on a rampage of the neighbor hood killing and raping everyone in it, burn down all the houses, maybe set off some cars as bombs, and hopefully by then I will have found a gun with which I could kill the police with. Don't know how much I'd get done in ten minutes but I bet I could at least get around to destroying our house.

Wow, that was the most fucked up shit I have ever thought about. I feel bad just thinking that all up...