What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

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triggrhappy94

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make the human centipede. that'd only take me ten minutes, i already have three people chained up in my bassment
 

Mcupobob

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I could light a up a cig and blow it in the devil's face. Other than that I don't have any resources or people to do evil things. I live in the middle nowhere.
 

Macgyvercas

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Gather all the guns, ammo, gas and knives/swords I can get my hands on and prepare for when Hitler comes back so I can take the ************ down.

Yeah, I make it a point not to be evil unless I feel like it and not to be an asshole to people who don't deserve it.
 

Dr. Whiggs

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interspark said:
so the devil has appeared before you and has announced that people on earth are not nearly evil enough anymore, and to that affect he will RESSURECT HITLER! (and possibly several other very evil people from history) in TEN MINUTES!!!! you have that much time to prove the devil wrong by being the most evil bastard imaginable! WHAT WILL/CAN YOU DO???
Fuck the devil.

In the butt.




Twice.
 

Sacman

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Kill my co-workers... yeah Nick at the register has been giving me funny looks all morning anyway...
 

Thedayrecker

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Rasputin1 said:
I could kill all my family, and all the animals, then hang the decapitated bodies between the phone lines going across the road...

Evil enough?
Something like this.

But what's the point. Hitler comes back to life? Big deal. Everybody knows him, so he can't hide, and I'd say 99.5% of the Earth's population disagrees with him, so he wouldn't be able to cause much trouble.
 

firedfns13

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interspark said:
so the devil has appeared before you and has announced that people on earth are not nearly evil enough anymore, and to that affect he will RESSURECT HITLER! (and possibly several other very evil people from history) in TEN MINUTES!!!! you have that much time to prove the devil wrong by being the most evil bastard imaginable! WHAT WILL/CAN YOU DO???
Start by asking him to proceed to the roof of my 11 story dorm. Proceed to break the door that has the alarm on it to get onto the roof. Push the devil off.

If that's not evil enough, I'm sure he'll crush some innocent passersby; or maybe a bus!
 

GenericAmerican

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I could walk in the other room, start shooting at the neighbors; which I probably need to do anyway, they are being loud right now.
 

qeinar

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actually i would not really do anything, ressurecting hitler would really not cause the world any harm, hitler would be awakened 6 feet under to die by lack of air, if he was transported then ressurected hitler would just awakned a confused man, and also nearly everyon in the world have heard he is evil.. he would nearly instantly be impriossoned.. there is really not much he could do..
 

blackwolf445

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Kill my self.

Because depriving the world of my awsome-ness, is so evil the very fabric of are univase would tear apart....


(fun fact. my sweat is the fabric)


And in its dispear the univase will then utter the words ''do a barrelroll''. It's last despreat attempt to bring awsome-ness back even if it is only for a split secon in time, that only amounts to 1/9000 of the awsome that i am....


and thus i would save and condemn the hunman race......
 

savageoblivi0n

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interspark said:
so the devil has appeared before you and has announced that people on earth are not nearly evil enough anymore, and to that affect he will RESSURECT HITLER! (and possibly several other very evil people from history) in TEN MINUTES!!!! you have that much time to prove the devil wrong by being the most evil bastard imaginable! WHAT WILL/CAN YOU DO???
if you really want to know......look behind you.... *giggles maniacally*
 

interspark

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blackwolf445 said:
Kill my self.

Because depriving the world of my awsome-ness, is so evil the very fabric of are univase would tear apart....


(fun fact. my sweat is the fabric)


And in its dispear the univase will then utter the words ''do a barrelroll''. It's last despreat attempt to bring awsome-ness back even if it is only for a split secon in time, that only amounts to 1/9000 of the awsome that i am....


and thus i would save and condemn the hunman race......
i think the human race can do without this so-called "univase", i dont even know what it is! perhaps some kind of highly educated vase?

sorry, i wouldnt normally be so facecious but you made the same spelling mistake twice! (its universe)
 

SimuLord

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Dunno, I already told that guy who thinks he has cancer that he's as good as dead and only has six months to live. I think I've used up all my Evil Points for today.