Surprisingly, most of my high school teachers were fairly smart. But we had a lot of pretty stupid moments with this long-term substitute teacher while our normal teacher was pregnant.
I remember we were reading a excerpt from "Gulliver's Travels," and the book was telling us to look out for the social commentary and parodies that were related to life in England at the time. We read it silently.
When we discussed the book, she started asking "did anyone see the social commentary?" and I pointed out the part where they were waging war over how to crack their eggs. It was obviously making fun of the religious conflict in England at the time. She replied "Very good! Did you get that on the first read through?
"Uh, yes."
That's pretty good. I had trouble getting it, I had to read many parts of this book about 3 times over to understand them. Its like he was hiding a lot of his criticism and parodies in here."
What? It was obvious. Everybody got it except her.
She was also annoyingly religious. As we discussed the book, the topic of religion eventually came off and we sort of went off topic, until the teacher started discussing her nephew. "His parents raised him Catholic, but he said he's not sure yet and is still thinking about what religion, if any, to choose. But I don't understand why he doesn't just suck it up and go with Catholicism. I know a lot of kids his age are like that, but he's being so stubborn about it, But you know, one day it all passes and eventually they mature and accept it."
Oh, stop being silly and thinking so much! Just choose Catholic you silly kid, why would you want to be something else? Ugh...
Les Awesome said:
My history teacher said justin bieber was a boy
no joke =D
Hahahaha. Your avatar fit perfectly with that.