what's the opposite of a pony?

[Akytalusia]

So i was going to archive my MLP:FiM shows onto DVD's, but to throw off any detectives, i was going to label them with every word being the opposite of the truth, and came up with "Your huge ----: Enmity isn't Mundane" but i can't think for the life of me what to replace 'pony' with... by it's very nature there's no antonym... what should i put there?

 

[KoalaKid]

monchhichi maybe?

 

[TheIronRuler]

What in the name of proper grammer, spelling and the dictionary are you talking about?

 

[onewheeled]

War horse?

 

[Slenn]

Put the "A-Team" or "Scwarzenegger" on there.

 

[PureChaos]

now you've announced what you're doing, is there any point in alternately labelling them?

anyway. the opposite would be donkey, i suppose. go with an innuendo, they always work

 

[emeraldrafael]

A troll.

<spoiler=Case in point>http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/099/551/original/1297578126683.png?1297579523

But even more so in the context f the show, I'm pretty sure the trolls hunt the ponies.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

So i was going to archive my MLP:FiM shows onto DVD's, but to throw off any detectives, i was going to label them with every word being the opposite of the truth, and came up with "Your huge ----: Enmity isn't Mundane" but i can't think for the life of me what to replace 'pony' with... by it's very nature there's no antonym... what should i put there?

Humanization?

Or you could go with "Tree" - plants being the opposite of animals and all.

Plus you'd get the in-joke about Fluttershy being a tree.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Dragon. Think about it, in all those fantasy paintings, you have knights on horseback, with dragons on the other side. Also, in MLP Fluttershy had to deal with the dragon, and the cockatrice and hydra both had dragon-like elements. Plus, Steven Magnet. So if you had to say that something was the opposite, I say dragons.

 

[Radoh]

I had nothing until Bara here posted, so I came up with Greek Pantheon. It certainly is something to consider, since inanimate is the opposite of animate and doubly so against animation.

 

[RaNDM G]

Why so secretive? It's just a TV show.

 

[RatRace123]

I'm guessing a Transformer is the opposite of a pony. Think about it, what was the boys answer to My Little Pony?

 

[TheTutonicDrone]

Opposite of a pony is a large swamp.

Reasoning: A pony is a small horse. Horses are used as a means of travel quickly between two locations. So logically the opposite should be something that slows travel. AKA a swamp.

 

[Hungry Donner]

Nag
Glue
Plecostomus

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Ynop obviously.

 

[Akytalusia]

i think i'm gonna go with troll. ponies are all cute and friendly and innocent, etc. and trolls are ugly and hostile and corrupt, etc. thanks all.

 

[whtkid6969]

War horse?

The Mighty War Pony... no your right, it's totally war horse

 

[Bags159]

Giant Robot covered in chainsaws.

 

[lokiduck]

pffft obviously the complete opposite of a pony is a horribly purple mushroom with diabetes.

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Hmm, can't really think of anything. But instead of a complete opposite name, shouldn't you make it something more nondescript? A weird name like "Your huge ----: Enmity isn't Mundane" may actually draw unwanted attention.