What's the plain weirdest thing that has happened to you at school?

[Demlemon]

Weird in any shape or form, all goes, but I'm just curious to what kind of weird stories about school there are out there.

On to mine,
Living in an area where hardcore internetting/gaming is hardly common (Lol, internetting), I was in art class busy looking around some drawings that we had to replicate for a grade, I'm looking through all of these and suddenly find Nyan cat and a badly drawn Troll face on the back of a piece of paper, which is, as I said, very unexpected, as far as I'd known, if I had shown anyone in my school nyan cat/troll face, they most likely would not be familiar with/not ever have seen them.

P.S. This was in the time that nyan cat was just starting to get popular

P.P.S Sorry if there's anything wrong with this thread, I haven't made a thread on the escapist before.

 

[Jonluw]

A guy once threw an eraser at a seagull, making it fall to the ground and break a wing or something. The teachers then had to euthanize it, I think.

Can't say I feel bad for the bird. Fuck, how I hate seagulls.

Oh, and pupils installing Wrath of the Lich king on school computers and playing it during recess.

And for some reason, they used to stack lockers full of soda-bottles...
And there was this fad that was going on where a bunch of guys would start chanting "the closet, the closet", and then they'd grab a random guy and lift him up on a closet in the hallway.

In elementary school, there was this long staircase going up the height of the building (5 floors, I think), making a rectangular spiral.
When standing at the top, you could see all the way down to the basement-floor through the hole in the centre of the spiral. We used to throw stuff down there. Milk cartons, bags of water. Then one day, I was near the bottom of the stairs when we were dropping stuff down there, and I saw a teacher standing right by the stairs. She had her back turned towards the stairs, and as I watched, a bag of water raced down behind her, splashing one floor below.
She seemed to be oblivious to the entire episode though.

During arts and crafts, we'd flip out...
The teacher didn't take notice when the entire class was lacking from the classroom, and she didn't reprimand us either. So during these classes we once wrapped one guy in packaging tape and left him in the hallway (I think it was voluntary), and another we shut in between a window and the bars covering it (I think that was voluntary too).

 

[zombie goat fetish]

The only weird thing that happened to me was...........actually nothing weird has happened to me except once I was standing at one sport for ages eating my lunch and the second I moved a birds shit landed right were I was sitting. What is a Nyan Cat, actually forget it, it will probably only annoy me.

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

I once saw a fight break out and a teacher got in the middle, lobbing the one on top across the hall and carrying the other to the office. In another instance I walked into a bathroom stall and saw a giant shaving creme penis. Apparently someone wasn't happy they had to shave...

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I once came across a baggie of what was either cocaine or powdered MDMA just sort of laying in the middle of the hallway. That was just random.

 

[SimpleChimp]

This stray cat came to school, so the janitors adopted him. They kept him in the janitors room, fed him, allowed him to hang around campus. It was a sweet cat, and it made the janitors day alot better because of the little fluff ball.

A few weeks before graduation some sick fuck put the cat in a bag and started hitting it against walls and throwing it around. The cat died and the janitor was heart broken.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

..What is a Nyan Cat, actually forget it, it will probably only annoy me.

I was right, I really could of gone through life not knowing about this.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

One time someone got up in my face and shouted "What?!"

So, I headbutted him.

 

[Demlemon]

This stray cat came to school, so the janitors adopted him. They kept him in the janitors room, fed him, allowed him to hang around campus. It was a sweet cat, and it made the janitors day alot better because of the little fluff ball.

A few weeks before graduation some sick fuck put the cat in a bag and started hitting it against walls and throwing it around. The cat died and the janitor was heart broken.

Holy crap, I'd hate that guy so much for that, why would he do that?!
I hope everyone that knew hated that guy from then on, that kind of person just doesn't deserve any caring in my honest opinion

 

[retyopy]

..What is a Nyan Cat, actually forget it, it will probably only annoy me.

I was right, I really could of gone through life not knowing about this.

Seriousl? In the few seconds since watching this, I'm significantly more fit, my IQ has gone up, I'd say, over 9000 points, and I now have a non-crap job!

This stray cat came to school, so the janitors adopted him. They kept him in the janitors room, fed him, allowed him to hang around campus. It was a sweet cat, and it made the janitors day alot better because of the little fluff ball.

A few weeks before graduation some sick fuck put the cat in a bag and started hitting it against walls and throwing it around. The cat died and the janitor was heart broken.

Can I just say that the guy how did that is going to end up dead in an alley, his limbs twisted at all the wrong angles, staring blankly into space, his face caked with a mysterious white powder.

 

[varulfic]

Once, the garbage men in my city were on strike. Us kids decided to show our support the only way we knew how: by making as much of a mess as possible. Trash bins were tipped over, food was thrown on the ground. For about a week and a half, it was anarchy! I was out in the hallway, talking to a teacher when I see this kid behind her lighting fire to a piece of paper and throwing it in a bin. This was like five meters behind the teacher, she didn't notice at all. Not until the fire really caught on that is.

A burning trash can in school. Not an everyday occurance.

 

[Scarim Coral]

One time a mate told me that during the very last day of six formers, a few of them pull of this stunt by getting into one of their car (the school allow six formers to drive in the car) and perform alot of skit and drawing in circle in the school field, completely ruining the grass.
Oh another time when there was a trip to go to this theatre in the evening, one of them got into the coach while drunk (they drank a lot before the meet up) so he was suspended and hold up in the headmistress office during that night (it was the same night on the parent teacher night). That guy vomited in her office and slept on it. Needless to say he was suspension had increase (I guess he was lucky not to get expel).

 

[Jonluw]

Oh, and pupils installing Wrath of the Lich king on school computers and playing it during recess.

Oh wow, that reminds me how back when I was in elementary school someone installed the original Warcraft onto a computer there. Then Columbine happened and the grown ups became chickens with their heads cut off so they got rid of it >=/

Hmmm...
Maybe the videogames was what caused those kids to ruin the school computers...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

about five first years got wasted on the night of the christmas dance.
then went to it.

plus pretty much every computer has Visual Boy loaded onto it and a few ROMs of pokemon games just so people can play them at school without having to bring the games in.

 

[Esotera]

Loads of guys in my year always used to set fire to the bins, which was a great way to spend lunch. Probably the weirdest thing that happened was 2 days before the end of exams, me and two friends skipped a lesson and went up my house to get a gigantic bottle of whiskey. We took it back down to some fields and about 10 of us got drunk. Then we went back to English literature and did so well that she told me whatever I'd been doing today, I should do it more often.

Also, there was a time when we made an assault course in our sixth-form out of 100 chairs and held a championship.

 

[Rin Little]

My friends were walking around the campus at night and somehow wound up chasing one of the security cruisers down the road... Yeah, they chased the cops down the road and the cops actually sped up to get away from them...

 

[steampunk42]

i was hanging out with a friend and her roommate pulled out a vibrator, set it upright on the floor and turned it on. she left it there for a few moments. she called it her dancing dildo. i think i win this post.

 

[Captain Cress]

I have a heapload of stories of weird things happening in my highschool. My highschool, Broadway Community, was one of 'those' schools you hear about only in heated rumors. Like all the kids were armed to the teeth with butterfly knives; which was only true to 8 students out of the whole establishment.

My school was (to lightly put it) downtrodden, the occasional mega summer brought in a whole menagerie of infestations; ants, wasps and even mice. Ants would seep and bleed through the walls like something out of a Lovecraft novel, so do you know what was the grandmaster solution to this unwanted congregation of insects? The little ones, the first years, they spat at them. Tried to drown them with group effort and saliva. And the outcome was that every time I pass the English block, I would see this gooey, slimy amalgam of insect hoarder and human spit slowly traversing toward the assembly hall. It was a weird glutenous, struggling entity you would only see in B-Movies, The Attack of the Multilegged Semen Creature.