What's the problem with guys who have long hair?

[FirmlyUninformative]

'I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.'

Confectionery for anyone who gets this.

That was from Withnail and I, wasn't it?

 

[Motiv_]

I've got long hair, and I see no discrimination. If anything, I get more flak for being Irish then having long hair.

 

[Kinguendo]

I have long-ish hair, I get some stick for it but only from chav guys... the ladies love it!

 

[GrinningManiac]

I've got hair that reaches the top of my neck/chin, and I don't get THAT bad a deal.

Sure, people call me a hippy or a tramp for a joke, and I laugh.

My Freind* still thinks it's hilarious to call me a greebo/tramp, and thinks it's original everytime. But he's a sheep, and follows around another group of 'tards.

*He's a sort-of friend. We've been good friends since we were 4, but he's steadily grown into the kind of bigoted douche I would normally despise. I sometimes think it's only our history that stops me breaking his snivelling little nose

Hurrah, fake-hippies unite!

I feel your pain. I was walking down the street in the boonies near my town and I was accosted by a couple of rednecks. They tried to beat me down, saying I was a 'goddang liberal hippeh'

This is why you always carry a pen knife. Hurrah, concealed weapons!

Hurrah! I just brought my first proper Swiss Army Knife today!

The knife component looked very...familiar.

I was running around the house shouting "I'm going to gut you like a cornish gamehen, GENTLEMEN!!!!"

 

[Flying-Emu]

I've got hair that reaches the top of my neck/chin, and I don't get THAT bad a deal.

Sure, people call me a hippy or a tramp for a joke, and I laugh.

My Freind* still thinks it's hilarious to call me a greebo/tramp, and thinks it's original everytime. But he's a sheep, and follows around another group of 'tards.

*He's a sort-of friend. We've been good friends since we were 4, but he's steadily grown into the kind of bigoted douche I would normally despise. I sometimes think it's only our history that stops me breaking his snivelling little nose

Hurrah, fake-hippies unite!

I feel your pain. I was walking down the street in the boonies near my town and I was accosted by a couple of rednecks. They tried to beat me down, saying I was a 'goddang liberal hippeh'

This is why you always carry a pen knife. Hurrah, concealed weapons!

Hurrah! I just brought my first proper Swiss Army Knife today!

The knife component looked very...familiar.

I was running around the house shouting "I'm going to gut you like a cornish gamehen, GENTLEMEN!!!!"

O:

I've got an actual butterfly knife. That shit is dangerous, I'll tell you what...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

People give me shit for my hair, but it's mostly just insults. Also, I'll show them radical hair when I show up the first day at school with dreadlocks.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

*He's a sort-of friend. We've been good friends since we were 4, but he's steadily grown into the kind of bigoted douche I would normally despise. I sometimes think it's only our history that stops me breaking his snivelling little nose

Same here. Have a friend that I've known or a couple of years, and he's always flinging insults as jokes. Then when I try to fling insulting jokes back, he yells at me like I'm the bad guy. I'm not actually sure I want to hang out with him anymore, he's grown into such a jerk. I can at least be happy that he sucks at insults.

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

People give me crap for having long hair,but hey most of them are old balding men.It does not really bother me.

Same here :/ Being Asian and having 5 feet of hair does attract some weird people.

Never been to England, so I wouldn't know...

Don't come here! You will be shouted at by random strangers for lovely locks!

Come to think of it, I love my hair.

 

[BKtheKITTY]

People around here (the North East) are all very aware that their background is a far more manual and labourious one than that of the south, the coal mining and ship building industries. The entire area was built on those. I would guess that long hair is not an asset in these conditions, as well as the fact that accompanying the work would be a social life involving a great number of men in a pub, my guess would be so many men that being forceful about your heterosexuality is a must, to the point of paranoia of what others think. And it's important to remember that the men down those mines weren't some discant relic of the past, as it often seems, but these dumb kids' fathers. Those of us moving here from the south are far more comfortable with who we are, for myself to the point of foppish dandy-ism, I find the trick to looking gender confused hassle free is to A) be broader than them and B) strut like you own the goddamn town. Still, the charvs make us look like freakin' Oscar Wilde, what's not to love?

Wow! just Wow.

Eee by gum tis grim up north working in pits allday long 'n that. Yes kids everyone in the North East of England does conform to that stereotype. They actually have to bring in outsiders to do coal mining related work.

Also the Welsh are ALL without exception Rugby players (Babies & Grannies too), The Scots all wear kilts & the Irish are perpetually drunk.

Oh and anyone south of Birmingham is a delusional prejudiced jumped up little toff who eats pippins at teatime. They also have a butler & cant pronounce the letters of their own language properly. R say r its ther fora reason.

You sausage, we were talking about the ones who hate guys with long hair =P I assume you can adjust your concept of what you read to fit the context of the conversation? Well that's okay then =3 sirry XP

Lookit- "these dumb kids' fathers" (These- the subject of the post.)

 

[Dogstile]

They're disgusting and need to get a haircut.

How is it disgusting exactly?

It makes them look like a doofus.

That makes no sense. Looks and hygiene are totally different.

 

[Agent Larkin]

My only complaint about long hair is this. It is a ***** to manage.

 

[iTz Br3nd3n]

i have long hair (earlobe to neck)

 

[iTz Br3nd3n]

Your christian i like that some one on the escapist is .

 

[Viggo]

Well what kinda "long hair" do you got? just greasy and unwashed? styled with wax? My dad always tell me to go get my hair cut when it gets past a certain length

there's nothing wrong with being ginger, dammit!

Ginger girls are sexy :]!

And what exactly is a chav?

 

[Insanum]

Ive got relatively medium/long hair, the only person i get any trouble off is my mum.

 

[Andalusa]

Well what kinda "long hair" do you got? just greasy and unwashed? styled with wax? My dad always tell me to go get my hair cut when it gets past a certain length

there's nothing wrong with being ginger, dammit!

Ginger girls are sexy :]!

And what exactly is a chav?

If only English people thought that. *sigh*

I think these [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav] will adequately explain. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav]

 

[Credge]

There's nothing wrong with having long hair if you can pull it off. Most people can't and they look like sissies. That's just how it is.

It's like a bald head. Sometimes you look retarded, other times you look great.

 

[gewuerzgurke]

Actually most of my friends have long hair but none of them ever got in trouble because of it.

Also I love long hair on men, i just can't help it. And beards. yes.

 

[Viggo]

If only English people thought that. *sigh*

Don't trust the English, they bred chavs after all. Red hair is sexy. Period.

I think these [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav] will adequately explain. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav]

Oh so THAT'S a chav. I recognize the type now...