What's the shortest relationship (bf/gf) you've ever had?

[lolmynamewastaken]

12 am until about 9 am.
9 whole hours...
i slept for all of them.

 

[Cheesebob]

About 3 foot 6 inches.

 

[TheMatt]

23 hours.

Evidently i was a mistake.

Funny, my parents tell me the same thing.

 

[Aur0ra145]

About a week. We went to my formal together. I got drunk and slept with some other girl. She wasn't happy, so we broke up. As revenge, the next week I hooked up with her best friend.

 

[Le_Lisra]

Six weeks.

But its not like I had that many, even some of my friends who I regard highly with no ounces of sluttishness or anything managed 48h and stuff. The only moral is that everyone makes mistakes..

 

[Rascarin]

A week. A guy I was sort-of friends with sort-of asked me out, and after a week I decided I really, really didn't like him trying to kiss me or touch my leg.

My longest relationship was about a month and a half... with the best friend of the guy mentioned above. Hurr hurr. I'm a real *****, apparently.

 

[Mardy]

I had a gal for five minutes, literally.

 

[VaioStreams]

2.5 weeks

 

[Fulax]

2 weeks.

We were friends before and friends after. Just didn't work as a couple.

 

[Kif]

Proper relationship, not just a one night thing or a random kiss exchange of numbers and nothing further, around 3 weeks, didn't really work though... We didn't click on anything but a sexual level.

Longest is 5 years, so I've not had many proper relationships as she sucked a fair chunk of my adult life so far away.

 

[Blanks]

Shortest eh? A month and half, she broke up with me said we didn't have much in common; which was true but why are we still friends then?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

about 10am- 9pm she dumped me after she found out i'd attempted suicide the day before

Wouldn't that contribute to the suicide? But seriously, you deserve better than that. I wouldn't date someone who couldn't handle the fact that I've been unhappy before. What kind of reason is that?

 

[Booze Zombie]

I had a long distance relationship... for a year or two, with a whiney emo Australian girl called Rose, who I would listen to for hours talking about nothing, slitting her wrists and writing emo poety.

I got tired of even bothering trying to convice her life was worth a damn and just stopped used MSN. Best thing I ever did.

 

[AngloDoom]

Two hours, I believe. Some random red-head asked me out when I was about nine. I said yes, because I had a thing for red hair, then two hours later she dumped me for some other guy, and delivered the news to me as if I'd forever have a bleeding heart. My reply was "Uhm, 'kay?" then went back to playing bulldog.

 

[Lexodus]

I was pushed into a relationship by her friends, and I was too nice a guy to say, 'Hey, you're actually really, really ugly and I don't like you'. So, like the nice guy I was, I tried to talk to her. Then she tells me that she's taking her driving test in a week and I totally freak out (at this point, I was only just 14). I break up with her, roughly two or so minutes into our 'relationship'.

 

[Blackadder51]

2 weeks... found out she cheated on me with my best friend

 

[Rafe]

My shortest was one week, then next shortest was one month, guess I'm getting better

 

[Golden Gryphon]

Six months, another six months with the same guy about a year later, six months with a different guy and then technically a year with someone else but he got ill about six months in and I became more of a carer than a girlfriend. Hmm... I'm sensing a pattern here.

 

[Ghostkai]

Couple weeks I guess. Probs when I was younger.