What's the shortest relationship (bf/gf) you've ever had?

[blalien]

Does not having one disqualify me from competeing? Because it would be a negative number...

You dated a Doctor Who companion? Was it Rose?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Umm...no?
I was alluding to the fact that since I haven't been around a girl in about 7 years, my time would be -2555 days.

 

[Insomniac Gamer]

3 days. I was 7.

 

[jamesworkshop]

two days, unfortuantly also my longest relationship as well

 

[JimmieDean]

My shortest actual dating relationship was about 1hr and 40mins long. I was shitfaced at a party.. I told this girl who'd been chasing me for awhile that we should go out.. then when I woke up an hour later she was all like "morning boyfriend" and I was like "what the fuck did you call me?!" she told me I said we should go out at the party and then I told her well obviously i was drunk and thats just not going to happen. The end haha.

 

[lacktheknack]

Never? I'm the antithesis of Casanova.

 

[Hippobatman]

Half a day.

She texted me, asking if I wanted to hook up with her. Sure, why not? I thought, as she lived 40 kilometres away from me. Not taking it serious at all.

Later that afternoon, she texted me yet again, telling me it's over. We didn't even see eachother during the "relationship".

My shortest serious relationship (at least for my part) lasted for about a month. Apparently, I wasn't fun anymore.

EDIT: However, I'm still going strong in my current relationship which has lasted over three months so far. =)

 

[quiet_samurai]

About 25 mins.

Know what I mean Vern?

 

[Crowghast]

What I like to term the [i\]One Hour Stand[/i]. A relationship that was destined to fail before it began. Completely meaningless, perfunctory, and demeaning.

For her anyway. I had loads of fun.

 

[Crowghast]

6 hours, for the school-end dance, an old class-mate returned from italy, where she's living now. After a year away from her i confessed my love, we made out and around 12 she left(party started at 6 pm). Next morning i try to get her number and a mate who gave it asked me what for? she's back in italy now.... Needless to say i was feeling... well, it took 2 bottles of JD to get over it... I taught she was back for good!... love is a cold-hearted 5$ hooker...

That almost sounds like the plot synopsis on the back of a three inch romance novel I was browsing through a day ago. [/tasteless jape]

That sucks man, you should totally pull a Casablanca. Act like Humphrey Bogart and run a gin joint. She'll be back one day, it'll help you prepare! Or at least follow her to Italy and pull a "I-searched-the-ends-of-Earth/Italy-to-find-you" style routine.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A week, a huge snow/icestorm pretty much wasted any chance of seeing each other the day after we started going out.

 

[Mozared]

Shortest and only real relationship was 10-11 months.