What's the worst injury you've inflicted on someone else?

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Mr Companion

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bleachigo10 said:
stabed a guy with a pencil once broke the skin barley and it was an accident

crap now i feel pathetic for not being more violent
Almost exact same here, I was trying to stab a little kid while some friend held him, but instead of hitting the kid I hit the guys arm,I felt terrible until he was quite jerk about it (told all his mates, whined about it for a full year or something equally cretinous) but I do recall him getting lead poisoning and it it was quite a deep blow (Bleedy bleedy) And somehow in all this all these other posts seem superior in comparison on so many levels.

Edit: On second thoughts I have done a bit worse than that, I once shot two of my friends in the face with a BB gun in about 3 secs (fire reload and turn, fire.)
Not really nasty but damn quick shot
 

Mr Companion

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Obtusifolius said:
I made my brother's arsehole bleed once (by kicking it, of course).
Well its a good thing you added that last bit I can tell you, I thought that post was REALLY weird for a bit there :D
 

barryween

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Most people like me and don't fight with me....
I once made a kid cry via verbal abuse because he was fucking with me and my friends. And this was in 6th grade.
 

barryween

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Mr Companion said:
bleachigo10 said:
stabed a guy with a pencil once broke the skin barley and it was an accident

crap now i feel pathetic for not being more violent
Almost exact same here, I was trying to stab a little kid while some friend held him, but instead of hitting the kid I hit the guys arm,I felt terrible until he was quite jerk about it (told all his mates, whined about it for a full year or something equally cretinous) but I do recall him getting lead poisoning and it it was quite a deep blow (Bleedy bleedy) And somehow in all this all these other posts seem superior in comparison on so many levels.

Edit: On second thoughts I have done a bit worse than that, I once shot two of my friends in the face with a BB gun in about 3 secs (fire reload and turn, fire.)
Not really nasty but damn quick shot
Try not to triple post, and as awesome as that is 1)how "little" was this kid and 2) you can't get lead poisoning from a pencil...
EDIT:Sorry 'bout the double post...
 

Trivun

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Well, I have self control, so although I could probably beat someone to a pulp, I don't ever actually do it. I'm a brawler and my brother likes to attack me if he doesn't get his own way despite being two years younger than me, he always complains that I'm a dirty fighter. I mean, surely in a fight, there aren't any rules? I went to the Sam Vimes School of Self-Defence, that is, hit the other bugger harder than he's hitting you. And maybe have sharpened pennies sewn into your hat brim, to be on the safe side. Wilikins ain't got nothing on me.

Anyway, as I say, I have self control. But I went to an all boys grammar school, though we did have girls in Sixth Form. During those last two years, I and my friends would sometimes play a game in the common room known as 'Sack Shot'. Basically, two guys sit open legged at opposite ends of the room and have a tennis ball, and have to throw it at the other guy's crotch. If you cry out in pain or try and close your legs then you lose. I generally made sure I was wearing my old cricket box whenever it was likely anyone would play that day, just in case... Usually worked, too :)
 

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I once broke some kid's eye socket in a fight a good few years back. Amusingly enough, he was one of a number of school bullies who then left me alone after that, and I haven't been in a fight since.

Let that be a lesson to you, kids!
 

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Lordmarkus said:
AH, nostalgia... Me and some kids (fourth grade) improvised a game where you should run as fast as you could and slide on the icy ground - towards each other and try to knock the other one over. It was great fun - til' my rockhard body broked another kid´s collar bone.

Good news: I hated him.
Bad news: It became a rather abrupt end on our little game.
At least you ended on a high point, right?
 

PureFuzz

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The only thing i can think of is when i was a kid i stuck a stick through the spokes of my sisters bike, she flipped over the handlebars and landed on her head. It was funny till my parents came out the house.
Oh and I got my girlfriend pregnant which hurt her a lot.
(the birth not the impregnation) ;-)
 

master m99

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erm... im not sure i don't tend to hurt people much...i guess running full speed into my brothe on my bike its not my fault theres was i bus like 2 feet behind me and beeping at me so i had to get on the pavement didn't see him till it was to late should have taken down the buses licence plate oh well. oh but a friend of mine did kick me in the balls for no reason ya he was drunk and stoned at the time =(
 

Yokai

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I shot my brother in the face with an arrow (blunt-ended, most fortunately) several years ago when we were dicking around with a friend's bow. He was standing a little close to my line of fire and, being a skinny little kid, my aim faltered and the arrow went an extra foot to the left. Whoops. Hit him right in the jaw, he had a horrible bruise there for a few days. We were both being morons. And we both realized this pretty quickly.
 

Dusty Donuts

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Well, once I punched someone's tooth out. They waved the money they got from the "tooth fairy" (I was very young, very young) in my face. I took very...retaliatory (if that's how you spell it) action. Well, nothing too bad, but I made sure he got laughed at.
 

Blackmagic1515

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I'm not really that violent so the worst things I've done where accidents. I remember when I was about nine, my little brother was badgering me because I was on the swing in the garden and he wanted a go. Ended up getting mad and throwing the swing at him. It cut him above the eye and he had to go to hospital. Another time (I don't remember when, was too young) I threw a screwdriver at my little brother's head. He still has the scars from both injuries.

The only other one I can think of was playing cricket in Primary School. I was batting and the guy behind me was standing to close. Swung back to hit the ball and cut his head open. He had to go to hospital. He forgave me eventually though...still feel kinda bad even though it was his fault.
 

Conetang Wallace

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When I was 16 my girlfriend's best friend had a party that we went to, it was an amazing party and everything was going great. At around midnight it became apparent that my girlfriend had had one too many so I asked the hostess if it was alright if she could pass out in her bed which was cool so I carried her upstairs and put her to bed. I stayed in the room with her for about an hour just to make sure she was ok and once she could form a sentence she said she was cool and just needed to pass out (which she promptly did).

At this point in the night a group of 6 or so crashers arrived but seemed to be behaving themselves so the homeowners decided not to make a big deal about it and let them stay. It's one of my deepest regrets that that decision was made.

After I came downstairs I noticed someone I didn't recognize walking upstairs (I knew everyone at the party beforehand) but thought nothing of it, I spotted the hostess and walked over to her to let her know that Nat was ok. We started talking and after about a minute I asked who the stranger going up the stairs was, the hostess informed me that some randoms had shown up but were behaving themselves. That's when the warning light went off in my head and I rushed upstairs.

Even now, two years later when I think of what I saw when I opened the door still fills me with burning rage and makes me sick to my stomach. M girlfriend, the nicest, most innocent girl in the world who I loved (and still do) more than anything was still unconscious but topless.

Topless.

This filthy piece of human garbage had walked up stairs, seen an unconscious 16 year-old girl removed her clothes and had started feeling her up and heaven knows what else before I arrived. There are no words that can describe what I felt at that moment, it was kind of a drunken mixture of intense, primal rage, shock and horror. But what surprised me the most was the heavy wave of sorrow that hit me, the moment my mind processed what I had just seen made me feel the way you'd feel he moment you find out that someone close to you has passed away.

I was hysterical. I had an empty beer bottle in my hand an a full one (cap on) sticking out of my pocket, by the time I had walked within a foot of him he still had no clue I was there. I grabbed him by the hair, thrusted him into the timber floor and brought the empty bottle down on the bridge of his nose with the kind of force I would never have been capable of in my normal state. Without letting go of his hair or even acknowledging he was even there I dragged him to the back door and threw him down the stairs. He hit the concrete at the bottom so hard I could hear the wind being knocked out of him from the top of the stairs, that wasn't enough, I descended the stairs quickly while simultaneously bringing the sealed bottle out of my jeans pocket. You'd be surprised how much harder it is to break a full, sealed bottle of beer so the first few blows to the cranium were brutally blunt, After the bottle broke I continued to bludgeon this bag of trash until I ran out of glass to hold on to.

As I looked down into the now completely indistinguishable facial features of my victim reality hit hard, I was in a lot of trouble but fortunately no one had seen the beating. I began to panic but realized he was still breathing so I dragged his limp body around the block and called an ambulance before dashing back to the house to wash the blood from my hands and the back steps.

I am extremely lucky that no one saw what happened and he never saw my face, otherwise I wouldn't be typing this right now. No one at the party knew who he was and he didn't know anyone at the party.

What I did was wrong and I live with the guilt of my actions to this day, but I still don't regret teaching that human maxi-pad a lesson he will never forget.

This is the first (and probably last) time I have told this story.





Holy moley. That post turned into a novel.
 

Hellion25

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I once accidentally knocked a friend out in front of his entire extended family by dropping him off my shoulders onto a lawn lamp. That was embarrassing. Apart from that no other major injuries dealt.
 

TheZapper

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Once about four years ago I randomly punched someone in the face in the middle of a conversation, I don't even remember why. I broke his jaw apparently.
 

notsosavagemessiah

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I repeated slammed a drunken man's face into the pavement because he wouldn't stop fucking with me while i was on watch. It broke his nose, and several other parts of his face. This comes after he tried to fight a marine, and recieved a promptly broken arm.
 

Chimpaco

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i had a psycotic rage when smashed a guys face into a steel locker door repeatedly then turned on my friend who was trying to stop me and broke his arms, kicked the was a face of the first guy... He was being a douche to me, he was my highschool bully... Then started picking up things and smashing them into all off his idiot friends... I was suspended for 2 days. Because it was a religious school and i said something along the lines of but jesus will forgive me and they let it go... That was NOT a shot at religion... Also the school hated the kid to