I probably would've just walked out about half way through if I hadn't been there with a friend who'd really wanted to see it and walking out on your friend is kind of a dick move.Dan Steele said:
What's the worst Movie you ever saw?
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Oh my god, that was fucking hilarious. Thank you for that laughgmaverick019 said:
.OT: Twilight was really really bad. The Notebook sucked ass too. Uhm...that's all I can think of right now.
The worst movie I've ever paid to see would probably be Eragon. It's bland, but *sarcasm mode activated* at least it doesn't rip off any other movies in the least. *sarcasm mode overloaded* The argument can be made that it's just following the "Hero of a Thousand Faces" formulae to a T. I make the argument that liking Eragon is understandable because I liked Star Wars when I was a kid, too.
Outside of the cinema, "After Last Season." I first became aware of this movie through the Spoony Experiment, found the movie and watched it with the Spoony One's rifftrax. It made the movie considerably less painful, but I could tell without the rifftrax, it would be the most agonizing movie-watching experience possible.
Outside of the cinema, "After Last Season." I first became aware of this movie through the Spoony Experiment, found the movie and watched it with the Spoony One's rifftrax. It made the movie considerably less painful, but I could tell without the rifftrax, it would be the most agonizing movie-watching experience possible.
haha yeah your welcome, that shit is just...who in the hell wrote that scene? that is so fucking bad, if you try to make logic of it, you just end up with your brain hurting.Kenbo Slice said:Oh my god, that was fucking hilarious. Thank you for that laughgmaverick019 said:
OT: Twilight was really really bad. The Notebook sucked ass too. Uhm...that's all I can think of right now.
Transformers, there, I FREAKEN SAID IT.Gwarr said:
Who gives a shit about special effects, this isnt how the transformers were meant to look. Megatrons and Starscreams voice, what the fuck, seriously.
And the plot? Don't even make me start.
With each sequal it became worse.
Deathstalker.
Its only saving grace is that MST3K did an episode featuring it. The film itself is dreadful, even by MST3K standards.
Its only saving grace is that MST3K did an episode featuring it. The film itself is dreadful, even by MST3K standards.
I have to agree. That is the only film where I felt the need to clean myself then sleep so I could forget.sibrenfetter said:
Let's not talk about that anymore.
I'm probably going to get railed for saying this but the worst movie I have ever seen was American Pie. A friend brought it over when it first released on VHS and I got maybe 20 minutes into the movie before I told him to either take it out of the VCR or the whole VCR was going to end up in the pond behind my house. It was just so absolutely stupid.
Transmorphers was pretty horrible too. I went into it knowing it was going to be bad, but I was hoping there would be something campy or fun about it, but no... just no.
I really do love some low budget campy movies. I don't really consider them bad, just some good old thoughtless fun.
Edit: I would have said Twilight but when I took my younger sisters to go and see it I slept through most of the movie anyway.
Transmorphers was pretty horrible too. I went into it knowing it was going to be bad, but I was hoping there would be something campy or fun about it, but no... just no.
I really do love some low budget campy movies. I don't really consider them bad, just some good old thoughtless fun.
Edit: I would have said Twilight but when I took my younger sisters to go and see it I slept through most of the movie anyway.
I haven't actually seen the movie, but I'm planning to. Isn't there the possibility that it may have been a grindhouse thing or perhaps a layer of irony was used which you missed? Anyway, I hasn't looked so bad to be so far.Gwarr said:
For me it has to be either Mission Impossible or Lions for Lambs, but since Lions for Lambs at least carries an actual message with it, Mission Impossible is what goes down the drain for me, its only positive contribution to cinematography being its goofy spy soundtrack.
Yeah, but that just means it didn't live up to your expectations. That doesn't necessarily make it bad. Trust me, if that's the worst movie you've ever seen, you should count yourself lucky.themutantlizard said:
I think that guy was talking about the spoof of 2001 but yea, as bad as some of the movies mentioned, we should be happy that we missed the golden age of crappy films.bigsby said:
If you want an idea, watch MST3K and try to imagine watching it without the three comic relief guys. There's little anything from the past 20 years could do to touch them...except maybe The Doom Generation. Basically, people only went to these movies to have a private place to do some "necking."
As for "serious" films that were total crap, there's no shortage of them either. Metropolitan, Sex in the City 2, actually, most movies are crap.
Made me laugh (your post, that is, not the movie, God no). I hated 9 as well. Welcome to the club, you will be receiveing your t-shirt in 2 to 3 weeks.DaKiller said:
Obviously nobody has seen Bucky Larson: Born to Be A Star. It premiered at #15 in the box office.
The Machinest, with Christian Bale in it. It finished and I thought "WTF just happend? Iv wasted 2hrs of my life"
Also I hate Fight Club, seen it like 3 times, each time hoping to understand what the hell actually happens. It is THE most misleading film title in the world as well. Makes fuck all sense to me and I managed to understand Inception AND the Matrix films
Also I hate Fight Club, seen it like 3 times, each time hoping to understand what the hell actually happens. It is THE most misleading film title in the world as well. Makes fuck all sense to me and I managed to understand Inception AND the Matrix films