What's the worst Movie you ever saw?

[Whateveralot]

I watched the horrendous:

"Epic Movie"

In cinema.
We only sat through it so we could finish the beers we took with us, HOPING it would get funny. All the funny parts are LITIRALLY in the trailer. It was a horrible, horrible movie which deserves to be rated with something below the lowest possible score.

 

[Whateveralot]

I watched the horrendous:

"Epic Movie"

In cinema.
We only sat through it so we could finish the beers we took with us, HOPING it would get funny. All the funny parts are LITIRALLY in the trailer. It was a horrible, horrible movie which deserves to be rated with something below the lowest possible score.


Edit: Metacritic NEARLY agrees with me: http://www.metacritic.com/movie/epic-movie

Shame on the people rating this movie above 3/10. I hope they lost their job.

 

[Furioso]

Birdemic, I will let this video speak for itself.... my favorite part is at 1:40, oh and those explosions are being caused by birds flying into things if you can't tell, and the sound cut outs are part of the movie

 

[SkullKing84]

WORST MOVIE(s) EVER!

One with a quality budget: Avatar-the last air bender.
One with no budget: Redneck Zombies
The 2 movies I never finished watching: 8mile (watched 30 minutes) and In the bedroom (watch only 10 minutes)... other then these i tend to force myself to watch entire movies.

The movies i'd rather get stabbed with a fork then watch ever again: (besides what i've already mentioned)Open water (1 & 2), epic movie, meet the Spartans, date movie, Scary movie 3 (Refuse to see 4 and the up coming 5th movie), Superhero movie, Alot of movies by Asylum films or brain damage films, TERROR TOONS (1 & 2), dragon wars, Birdemic

Thats enough for now... i feel sick from remembering these bad movies.

 

[Furbyz]

How have Garbage Pail Kids and Neverending Story 3 not been mentioned yet?

Garbage Pail Kids will leave you feeling completely defiled. From its horrible editing, nightmarish animatronics, completely backwards moralizing, and pedophilic plot lines, it is truly a terrible, irredeemable film.

Neverending Story 3 takes jumping the shark to an entirely different level. What they did to the Rockbiter is more like jumping seven sharks, beating them to death with the shattered remnants of a million broken childhoods, and raping their bodies. Only redeemable thing in the movie is a young Jack Black playing the antagonist. It's just plain funny seeing him be all serious.

North is pretty bad too.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

Anything by uwe boll, seriously. If he just made shit movies, I couldn't give a shit. But movies that ruin "good" games gets me spitting bullets, like Hitman. If that had stood on its own, I'm sure it'd been alright. But they made Hitman into some action hero, which he's not. You can play the game as one, but the idea (well the objective to get the highest, "Stealth Assassin" rating and unlock all the cool stuff), is to fire ONE shot, and kill YOUR TARGET ONLY. Not as the movie portrayed, but fuckit, it's hollywood.

One movie that I just could not stand was The Spirit. Man, that made me want to hammer rusty nails through my jaw.

 

[D Moness]

Funny how many movies named here i love and/or even own.

Worst ones : Cat in the hat (someone need to shoot the people that worked on that piece of crap).
I know what you did last summer(got so bored of that movie i started to clean the room i was in).

 

[Yosato]

The Box - closest I've ever been to walking out of a cinema

 

[walrusaurus]

Worst movie i've seen. Ghosts of Mars. A mining colony on mars is attacked by zombies, or possibly aliens that are essentially the members of KISS. Its awesomely terrible.

Worst movie i've paid to see? Probably, Funny People, its an adam sandler/seth rogan movie that came out a 2ish years ago. It wasn't funny in the slightest and it was soooooo long: nearly two and a half hours. We almost walked out.

 

[walrusaurus]

Anything with Owen Wilson is second because he can only play that garbage hippie ass role.

<3 i despise Owen Wilson i will avoid movies that i would otherwise be interested in specifically because of him. I also generally dislike Ben Stiller, though not quite as universally.

 

[Dan Steele]

Vallha rising. Its nothing like described in the trailers, the characters are not emotionaly attaching and the story line was practicaly non existant.

Eragon. The only thing they got right in the movies from the books was the character names. Thats it.

 

[Hamish Durie]

transformers dark of the moon
and it's dopy inbred brothers come in equal second at the shiet olympics

god number 3 was bad

 

[Dan Steele]

So many, so many, but if I had to pick one, then Eragon is right freaking up there. The books are some of my absolute favorites, and knowing the reputation of movies made from books, I did not want to go ever. BUT I went against my better judgement and saw it anyway because one of my friends wanted to see it. To avoid a full on rant I'll just say that it felt like the entire goal of this films creators was to systematically destroy almost every imporant scene in the book.

When I saw that pile of shit, I was thrown out of the theatre for protesting it. What was Christopher Palini smoking when he signed that deal?

 

[Evaheist666]

probably Spiderman 3 for a big budget movie.

 

[sephiroth1991]

I would say a horror film called "Population 436" however the Giant Bomb Whiskey Media yesterday showed me a film called "The Third Society" yes it was so bad it was funny.

 

[Terminate421]

Sharkboy vs Lavagirl 3D

*vomits*

I dare everybody to find me a worst film than Disaster Movie.

Already said it before but:

 

[Jared Domenico]

Jason X.

Just... ugh.

 

[bigsby]

The amount of good movies named in this thread really leaves me speechless... 2001: Space Odyssey? Really?
OT: Worst movie I have seen whole: The Room, I still maintain that it is the most horrible act of money-laundring ever.
Worst movie I walked out of: The Planet of the Apes Remake.