I mean, I understand the lead 'actor' was also writer, director, producer, bell boy, coffee maker, and stunt double, but come on. Not only is the acting absolutely atrocious, the plot is full of holes and makes no sense. There are so many inconsistencies that I can't even begin to fathom it all.
It's like the guy just wanted to film himself having sex and whinging like a moron.
Transmorphers, a transformers knock off only got through 10 minutes. Anything with Owen Wilson is second because he can only play that garbage hippie ass role.
Me and my friends bought Transmorphers for £1. It started us on an odyssey of terrible movies and some of the best times we've ever had. It's unbelievably, epically bad, and on the special features everyone is super serious and excited, making it even better.
OT: Deuce Bigalow, 50 pence, and still overpriced. TOTAL. BULL. SHIT.
And glad to see so many mentions of Troll 2, my friend is doing his Spanish coursework about it.
If that was the worst movie you've ever seen, the animated Titanic movies would likely make your brains melt out of your ears. Mind you, there's a good chance of that happening regardless of your opinion of Titanic.
There are two animated Titanic movies. One is a musical that involves a rapping dog...and that's the better(and less historically insulting) one. Scary concept huh?
Honestly? That fell into my "so bad it's hilarious pile". The Cage always delivers a quality pile of stupid.
I think the worst film I've paid money to see has to be the Expendables. Awful start to finish, boring action, hideously predictable, and frankly, the worst part is that even good martial artists like Jet Li are second fiddle to the ultimate of has-beens, Sylvester Stallone.
I can see why you'd say that. It takes the movie a really long time to do anything. But you can't watch it with a modern perspective, and you do have to really appriate the special effects. Its more one of those art-house movies, that you have to be into movies to like.
OT:
I don't ever walk out on movies, or turn them off, or whatever. But I decided to give Fast and Furious 5. I got 15 minutes in then turned it off. I would have shot myself, but I was on a plane so...
It was an awful movie.
I guess I have to go with the only movie I've every paid money to see, then walked out of:
Due Date.
That movie was GOD AWFUL. Not a single likable character in the movie, all the jokes fail, and it's just generally unpleasant, which is a HUGE flaw when you're trying to make a comedy.
The sad part is, I love Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis, but they both SUCK in this movie. One is totally unlikable, and the other is incredibly annoying. I'm still not sure which is which yet.
I got more entertainment playing a broken Rampage machine in the theater lobby than watching that movie.
Not the worst movie ever by any stretch of the imagination, but I fucking hated watching Wanted. It was so stupid, and tried so hard to be cool. And I could predict everything that was going to happen and when.
I'm a James Bond fan and have been since childhood. I've taken the ludicrous, the sleazy and the outright goofy in my stride but Quantum of Solace? I have more respect and appreciation for Moonraker than that travesty.
It just didn't work for me with it's poorly written, complete "revenge wannabe" misery and a theme song that....well I've smothered the memory of that with a mental block.
When I heard that Postal was Uwe Bolls best movie, I didn't expect much. My expectations were on the level of studying a deer poop to find berries.
And still that proverbial poop was instead filled with aids and parasites. It moved Boll from "unbelievably bad director" into "How does someone so insane communicate with the outside world" territory.
The movie tried to sell with political incorrectness, but you'd get a better shock movie by giving a first grader the permission to swear and make poop jokes for a day. If that was the only movie on earth, I'd rather watch white noise.
Dragonball Evolution, why is Goku in High School? Why does Piccolo look so stupid? Where is the rest of the characters why was Krillin left out? He was a main character. Also why was I stupid enough to pay to go see this movie? I mean I knew full well it would be shit and yet I went anyway. As far as am concerned there was no Dragonball live action movie.
Also Vegeta's and probably every other DBZ fan's reaction after seeing this shit stain of a movie.
I reviewed this film for my first and latest review
I thought it was a m'eh movie but I wouldn't rate it as the worst film I've seen. It did have some redeeming qualities... few but some.
I think for a film to the worst... it as to have absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. It as to be so bad that I cannot even put the film on again or sit through it. Can't point out one positive thing about the movie. Now I haven't seen every movie so I can't say its the worst movie ever but its the worst movie I've actually seen all the way through and not in reviews (otherwise I'm sure a few Cinema Snob movies would appear here).
The movie that is the worst I've seen is Epic Movie. I've sat down and wondered what I can point out in this movie that is good... Just one thing. Nothing. Its made with absolutely no competence, for reference here... My Mum (who I live with at the moment) likes to watch channel 5 afternoon T.V movies (I imagine a few Brits will know what I'm talking about) so when I'm working on the laptop in the front room... I have to watch those movies... There bad, my God are they bad. However they were made with more competency and more effectively than Epic Movie.
The film is a bag of shite. The jokes aren't funny, most of them are just references to other movies, the props are cheap, the acting is non-existent and I just can't sit through it. I can sit through many number of bad movies, I like Batman and Robin, I can find some redeemable qualities in that film even if they are unintentional. I can sit through the second Mortal Kombat movie. However Epic Movie? no its flat out bad.
I hear Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie and a few of the other more recent ones from them are worse but I haven't watched them. I've stayed well the fuck away from those movies and thus I can't put it up on here.
So there goes my nomination Epic Movie. Hands down worse that I've actually seen.
King Arthur - the only film I ever walked out on...and this is coming through a guy that actually sat all the way through Paranormal Activity, so you know King Arthur was bad.
Not the worst movie ever by any stretch of the imagination, but I fucking hated watching Wanted. It was so stupid, and tried so hard to be be. And I could predict everything that was going to happen and when.
Not to mention that the people behind it didn't even want to wreck a car so they threw together some slipshod CGI. What a travesty - completely obliterated my respect for one Morgan Freeman, who I am only now forgiving.
Intellectual troll is mad. I loved Inception. Also I felt like I learned something because halfway through the movie I figured out what "dream" really was. That train thing was wierd though. The worst movie I've ever seen was Bridge to Teribithia. From the boy saying the rope swing was unsteady I knew the plot of the movie. I really only remember the part where that girl died.
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