What's the worst pick up line you've used/had used on you?

[Sticky Squid]

I'm sure somebody has some terribly hilarious ones.

 

[funguy2121]

What's with starting and not contributing? It's been happening more lately?

OP, what are yours?

My favorite pick up line used to be "all men are pigs." It's like bandwagon advertising.

But they're all dumb.

 

[Rex Fallout]

What's with starting and not contributing? It's been happening more lately?

OP, what are yours?

My favorite pick up line used to be "all men are pigs." It's like bandwagon advertising.

But they're all dumb.

I don't understand how is that used as a pick up line?

I was around when one of my friends walked up to some chick and said, "Are you an angel because- damn I messed it up! Let me try again, 'did it hurt?' 'When you fell from heaven of course!"

Needless to say he isn't the smartest or fastest individual. Surprisingly he got her number though.

 

[Condor219]

Not sure, but I recently figured out that Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet" says, "Hey baby, if you were a shrine, I would pray to you all day."

But it must've been pretty effective 'cuz they got married 18 hours later.

 

[funguy2121]

What's with starting and not contributing? It's been happening more lately?

OP, what are yours?

My favorite pick up line used to be "all men are pigs." It's like bandwagon advertising.

But they're all dumb.

I don't understand how is that used as a pick up line?

I was around when one of my friends walked up to some chick and said, "Are you an angel because- damn I messed it up! Let me try again, 'did it hurt?' 'When you fell from heaven of course!"

Needless to say he isn't the smartest or fastest individual. Surprisingly he got her number though.

Sounds like a sympathy fuck, if it got that far for your friend. Or maybe she liked that he was so smitten with her that he stumbled.

"All men are pigs" was used quite a bit in the 90's because it was being said anyway, and it became a way to excuse bad behavior as part of one's inherent identity. "What? I know I'm a pig. I'm a dude." For whatever reason, a great many women are far more impressed with men who lie to them than with men who are honest. Hell, some women have told me that they were impressed with a guy who told them some total bullshit and a few minutes later "admitted" that he had lied because he really wanted to get to know them. Unsurprisingly, these women slept with the guys right away and never got another phone call. Apparently these women didn't realize that they lying hadn't stopped.

What "all men are pigs" is really saying to a woman is that she might as well be talking to you, because she's not going to find a non-swine to talk to tonight. Also, since cynicism and cliche are forms of conventional wisdom, it's easier to build false empathy using such language.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

"Get your cock out!"

Yeah? No. It did nothing for me except make my lip curl with disdain.

That said, if someone extremely attractive whispered it into my ear in a seductive manner...yeah that'd work.

 

[Wireframefool]

"Will you please please go out with me?" Way to go sounding desperate, at least try to be cool about it!

 

[dex-dex]

a guy was saying how he was an expert in fucking because he had lost his virginity at thirteen and the girl said that he shaved his balls ( he did have any to start with)
how that was suppose to make me want him I don't know.

 

[amadhatter]

Since I can't have your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?

 

[loc978]

All the best ones are boasts that are obvious lies, such as, "I have a 12-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears."

That said, I've never used one, per se. I just relate them to people I already know.

 

[Zac Smith]

I don't think i've ever actually used a pick-up line, or had one used on me. I've been with my 1st (and only) girlfriend for nearly 4 1/2 years.

We got together by me saying "do you like me" her saying "what would you say if i said yes" and I replied "I would say I like you too"

BANG! Instant romance

 

[Rex Fallout]

What's with starting and not contributing? It's been happening more lately?

OP, what are yours?

My favorite pick up line used to be "all men are pigs." It's like bandwagon advertising.

But they're all dumb.

I don't understand how is that used as a pick up line?

I was around when one of my friends walked up to some chick and said, "Are you an angel because- damn I messed it up! Let me try again, 'did it hurt?' 'When you fell from heaven of course!"

Needless to say he isn't the smartest or fastest individual. Surprisingly he got her number though.

Sounds like a sympathy fuck, if it got that far for your friend. Or maybe she liked that he was so smitten with her that he stumbled.

"All men are pigs" was used quite a bit in the 90's because it was being said anyway, and it became a way to excuse bad behavior as part of one's inherent identity. "What? I know I'm a pig. I'm a dude." For whatever reason, a great many women are far more impressed with men who lie to them than with men who are honest. Hell, some women have told me that they were impressed with a guy who told them some total bullshit and a few minutes later "admitted" that he had lied because he really wanted to get to know them. Unsurprisingly, these women slept with the guys right away and never got another phone call. Apparently these women didn't realize that they lying hadn't stopped.

What "all men are pigs" is really saying to a woman is that she might as well be talking to you, because she's not going to find a non-swine to talk to tonight. Also, since cynicism and cliche are forms of conventional wisdom, it's easier to build false empathy using such language.

Ah I understand now! Partly. Just didn't think very had about it I guess.

 

[Rathcoole]

I don't use pick up line's. I normally just find some half assed excuse to start a conversatin. I am not the best looking by any standard but I can talk bullshit with the best of them and am alway's polite so that works for me. Even when I insult people it never seems to go against me so I guess either I have a charm I don't know about or people are just really F**king stupid.

 

[Wibble]

I escorted this guy for his grad who I didn't really know and just before we went to walk out he said in a nasale voice "You smell like a rose" it was the biggest fail I've ever seen. And the sad thing was most of the girls in the school had a crush on him.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"D'you want pumped?"

Honest to god, that was the first 3 words my boyfriend ever said to me. That's right people, that line worked.

 

[Sir_Auron_the_Badass]

Please, nearly every woman I've met in the past 5 or so years (even ones I haven't thought about dating) seem to think men should always be the ones to ask women out, not the other way around, which really sucks for me given how shy I tend to be.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I knew a girl that got a kick out of sharing goofy pick-up lines, (the shrine one posted earlier was one) but I don't think it was meant to be flirtatious. Regardless, the worst I heard from her was "Do you work at subway, because you gave me a foot-long!" That it was a female saying it did not help.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I'm sure somebody has some terribly hilarious ones.

"The worst pickup line" is like saying "The smelliest dump". They all smell.

I've never used one, nor ever will. They don't work, and I'll feel as if my intelligence has been insulted if anyone uses one on me.

 

[Thamous]

"Did you fall from heaven, cause your face is pretty messed up"
She wasn't the only one with a jacked up face after that.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Sure this thread has been done before, but oh well.

I've had a guy come up to me and my girlfriend at a party and say: 'so I heard you two are gay. Care for me to fix that?'

Yeah... the guy quickly got slapped and we left.