Same here. Though the only way I could ever see myself actually using it is if I'm incredibly drunk.Kipohippo said:
What's the worst pick up line you've used/had used on you?
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Wow. I love reading these damn things.
Hmmmm... Only ever discussed these with friends i used to have, never used or had them used on me. From books, TVs and funny instances i heard in high school or from friends:
"If you were a booger, i would totally pick you."
"Can you see yourself in my eyes? Cuz i can totally see myself in you..."
"Wanna fuck?"
"I'd like to get to know you better, wanna blow this joint?"
"Heaven must be missing an angel, cuz damn your hot! Oh, no, i meant the girl next to you." (Said girl replied with "I'm Atheist, jackass," and then walked off with the others).
Hmmmm... Only ever discussed these with friends i used to have, never used or had them used on me. From books, TVs and funny instances i heard in high school or from friends:
"If you were a booger, i would totally pick you."
"Can you see yourself in my eyes? Cuz i can totally see myself in you..."
"Wanna fuck?"
"I'd like to get to know you better, wanna blow this joint?"
"Heaven must be missing an angel, cuz damn your hot! Oh, no, i meant the girl next to you." (Said girl replied with "I'm Atheist, jackass," and then walked off with the others).
hhmmmm I've used so many that I can't decide which one is the worst one I've used. Oh I got it
"you better call heaven because it seems their missing an angle" (points at self)
It sadly didn't work but I enjoyed saying it.
Also this really isn't a pick up line but I enjoy tricking girls with it
"did you know it's impossible to touch your elbows together"
Sometimes their smart enough to not fall for it but it is enjoyable when they do ;P
"you better call heaven because it seems their missing an angle" (points at self)
It sadly didn't work but I enjoyed saying it.
Also this really isn't a pick up line but I enjoy tricking girls with it
"did you know it's impossible to touch your elbows together"
Sometimes their smart enough to not fall for it but it is enjoyable when they do ;P
I think the "worst" one was either this guy who was too drunk to really speak clearly and was sorta all over me's friend telling me that he was a "good man" while making allusions to his friend being well endowed.
The other is one of my mom's friends, who's in his 70's, who asked me if I wanted to be his houseboy.
Both were pretty creeptastic. How do you even correctly respond to approaches like that?
I don't even know.
The other is one of my mom's friends, who's in his 70's, who asked me if I wanted to be his houseboy.
Both were pretty creeptastic. How do you even correctly respond to approaches like that?
I don't even know.
Based on a lot of the pick-up lines in here I'd consider myself lucky that I've never had any used on me. Also, a bit too shy to to use any of my own.
I had a girl say 'I like your coat. Want to leave it at mine later?' needless to say, it was a good night. Girls are weird. I also used 'how about we skip the awkward conservation bit?' and it actually worked!
It was for a bet. I hope the mods don't ban me for this one...
Hey honey. I have the entire dictionary tatoed on my penis (Penis being a eufemisme
). How would you like it if I came by later and put some words in your mouth.
The result I was expecting was a drink in my face. Ended up just being a slap. Still won the bet tho.
One that was used on me by a girl was:
Can you imagine us making out in 5 seconds?
Hey honey. I have the entire dictionary tatoed on my penis (Penis being a eufemisme
). How would you like it if I came by later and put some words in your mouth.The result I was expecting was a drink in my face. Ended up just being a slap. Still won the bet tho.
One that was used on me by a girl was:
Can you imagine us making out in 5 seconds?
Well, I can't beat this one for insane creepyness:
"If you want romance, honey, you don't have to read about it."
Dodgy enough on it's own, but in context, downright creepy.
Why?
Well, this was at an open-air market.
I was going through the stuff at a stall selling used books.
Now, I was actually looking through the science fiction, but the romance novels were to my left.
So... This guy comes up to me, and feeds me that line...
Thing is, I was twelve, and by the looks of him, he was about 35...
Yeah...
As if the line itself wasn't disturbing enough... >_<
"If you want romance, honey, you don't have to read about it."
Dodgy enough on it's own, but in context, downright creepy.
Why?
Well, this was at an open-air market.
I was going through the stuff at a stall selling used books.
Now, I was actually looking through the science fiction, but the romance novels were to my left.
So... This guy comes up to me, and feeds me that line...
Thing is, I was twelve, and by the looks of him, he was about 35...
Yeah...
As if the line itself wasn't disturbing enough... >_<
I've never used a pick-up line in my life but the worst one used on me was: "Hwargu gra ruraruru?" (Actually, I have no idea what the actual line was, he was so drunk everything he said was gibberish.)