My roomate took a hankerchief to a bar and asked a woman, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
I had to bail him out of jail.
I had to bail him out of jail.
What's the worst pick up line you've used/had used on you?
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I find the classic:" Nice shoes,let's fuck" to be the worst,and most entertaining one.
I encompass it's drunken variations too.
I'd share some I've invented on the spot,but my ethanol-intoxicated brain never seems to remember those things,which is too bad,because I manage to become quite the womanizer when I start drinking,oddly enough.
I encompass it's drunken variations too.
I'd share some I've invented on the spot,but my ethanol-intoxicated brain never seems to remember those things,which is too bad,because I manage to become quite the womanizer when I start drinking,oddly enough.
baby baby slow down, we just go to know eachother, lets have a drink.
I was like in shock at his stupidity and brashness. needless to say the night ended with a drink on his head and a shoe solidly up his arse.
I was like in shock at his stupidity and brashness. needless to say the night ended with a drink on his head and a shoe solidly up his arse.
Hello Miss, you are very attractive. would you like a drink? Worst part is that it worked.....because the only place it went was drunken Super Smash Bros. Brawl where my game is strong
I once had a girl say to me "You look like John Travolta".....and yes, I did ask if she meant it in a good way or bad way.
I've also heard of one where a guy said "get your tits out!" and got a "get your cock out first!" response. Oddly, he did it and hooked up with the girl.
I've also heard of one where a guy said "get your tits out!" and got a "get your cock out first!" response. Oddly, he did it and hooked up with the girl.
me: you feeling lucky
girl:"Kicks me in ther nuts and runs"
me:geuss that was the worst pickupline ever geuss i won that bet *groans in pain*
girl:"Kicks me in ther nuts and runs"
me:geuss that was the worst pickupline ever geuss i won that bet *groans in pain*
Once I was walking alone in London at around midnight, having just come out of a theatre performance. Some random stranger comes up to me and starts going on and on about my eyes and how they'd regret it forever if they didn't approach me. Then this person grabs my arm and tries to plant one on me.
Revolting. Absolutely revolting. Thank goodness I have the ducking skills of a ninja...at least when it comes to random idiots touching me.
Revolting. Absolutely revolting. Thank goodness I have the ducking skills of a ninja...at least when it comes to random idiots touching me.
The only one I've ever used...
"You, ah... You wanna go out?... or Whatever..."
Worked 1 out of 2 times... it was probably a pity date anyway...
The worst one used on me, I was at this party I was playing CoD4 cause it's the only thing they had and than this guy comes up sits next to me and starts brushing my hair with his hand and he kept whispering in my ear telling me that my hair was just so soft and that he wished he had hair like that... it was pretty weird...
"You, ah... You wanna go out?... or Whatever..."
Worked 1 out of 2 times... it was probably a pity date anyway...
The worst one used on me, I was at this party I was playing CoD4 cause it's the only thing they had and than this guy comes up sits next to me and starts brushing my hair with his hand and he kept whispering in my ear telling me that my hair was just so soft and that he wished he had hair like that... it was pretty weird...
The worst? "Do you like chicken? Well, you could suck my cock, it's foul." I can't see any concieveable context in which that would work... ever.
When I used to work for Subway one guy told me I dropped my name tag, we didn't wear them at the store I was working at, and it was a sugar packet that said, 'Sugar'.
He was super creepy so I kinda freaked me out a little.
He was super creepy so I kinda freaked me out a little.