Whats the worst thing you've seen somebody do on a bus?

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im not exceptionally against gypsies, but those people are just criminals, not proper gypsies. real gypsies just sit around all day smoking and shouting "peace out, man! at passers-by.
and no, im not a gypsy
 

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I've seen someone get mugged on a bus, i've seen drugs traded, i've seen weapons passed.

although through my years of public transportation, i also was taught how to talk to black people and shake hands. The black guys on the bus were really nice and wanted to help me fit in. Considering my preconceptions before then it was really weird.

Public busses are weird.

EDIT; we can include school busses? i've never seen it on a public bus but i have seen people having sex on a schoolbus. the best was when the guy was like hunched up laying on top the girl and his ass was sticking up in the air every time he pulled back and some one got up ran back there and spanked him like three times told him to keep up the good work then ran back to his seat...
 

Rasmus Emilsson

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Where the hell do you guys live? I took the bus almost every day for 11 years and pretty much nothing happened (medium-sized town in Sweden). Are there no parenting in your countries?
 

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I guess its time to travel back into my Highschool years! *Cue time travel music*
On the double decker home, the seats on the top deck at the back were where the trouble malers liked sitting. Let me tell you they loved throwing things. Pencils, coins and even yogurts. One day as I was walking downstairs, one of these morons decided to throw a full bottle of water at the staircase which exploded over me and my friend and basically I exploded with rage but thats for another time. However they once did something worse that I didn't see. They threw a can of coke, unopened, at my friends and it hit one of them, on the back of the head.
 

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Yelling abusive and racist things at me and my schoolmate while we were heading to high school in the morning. The bus driver had to pull over and call the police to get him off the bus. Not a fun morning.
 

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Blowjob on a schoolbus, nothing too crazy.
In my time with actual public transportation, I've actually experienced nothing of the caliber here, but I've never gone very late or anything either.

Also, on the gypsy topic, the important thing to always remember is that anything you see isn't some genetic inheritance or something. There are bad practices and ideas that may be passed down generation to generation, but people can get away from that. You shouldn't excuse crimes, but you shouldn't condemn all the people connected to those crimes by blood generations up and down.
 

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Our bus drivers do not put up with much, I've seen girls get tossed off a bus for swearing.

However, our public train (which counts, as you can get on with a bus ticket) doesn't have a ticket checker or an overseer, just the conductor (who's in the front away from everyone else), so I've seen all types. Nothing really nasty though. The thing that sticks out in my mind would be when someone turned to me and did this.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/7684473/1288020362_smile-dog_thumb.jpg?1299386827

Seriously, stick that mouth on a guy with a skateboard and that's what he looked like. It basically acted like a shot of adrenaline. Then the guy got up and got off the train.

I had bad dreams. ;_;
 

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Worse thing I've ever seen. This super skinny drug addict. I'm talking like near WW2 Jewish prisoner skinny. I'd dubbed him Skelator.
After not seeing him for awhile I did see him again on the bus. He'd gained on some weight and was looking alot healthier that he was. Hope he's doin ok now.

Than the other thing was on the school bus once. I was in grade 11. Some grade 9 kid threw a brownie back at us 11's n 12's. It hit the one seat with only one guy in it. Didn't actually hit him but fell down on his phone and Ipod. So after afew seconds of cleaning his stuff off he marched to the front. Winds up, smokes this kid in the eye socket, his head bounces off the window back into his fist. That 9er was gone for afew days but when he came back he had a huge shiner. Lesson learned, don't be the smallest grade 9 to do the dumbest thing against the biggest guy on the bus. Dumbs as grade 9's.
 

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Sulacu said:
Not a bus but a tram, but I guess that's fine for the context, right? Anyway I just managed to board the last tram to the outskirts of town during carnival when a drunk and disorderly football supporter that was probably tripping on half a dozen narcotic substances howed in through the front port and, without warning or any sign of prior contemplation, opened his trenchcoat to reveal his naked form underneath. To add insult to injury, he started parading down the aisle while warbling the national anthem, urinating on the people as he went along. When a group of people stood up - me included - and the flabbergasted tram operator came to manage the situation, the guy dropped a log of shit on the floor in front of the irate crowd that one of the guys coming after him slipped and fell on, and without a change of pace or song, he nakedly walked right out the back port again as it was about to close, ambling back onto the street.

It made the papers next morning, because it turned out he was found dead two streets from where he got on, from an overdose not two hours later. All I can say is; all is forgiven, as far as I'm concerned. That and he didn't piss on me.
i was laughing my ass right up until you said he died... man, thats a buzzkill right there...

Captcha; nippenose ropsai... pfffffffffffft. LMFAO. nippenose?
 

thejackyl

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Don't know if you want to count School buses, but I had shards of glass thrown at my head one day.
 

IamLEAM1983

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I live on the south shore of Montreal and have to regularly cross over into Montreal proper for my classes and the research I have to do for them. The general campus area is a meeting ground and a hub for all sorts of people, hobos, stoners and generally freaky peeps included.

I remember taking the subway between Berri-UQAM and the Montreal Trust mall right after my last class for the fall semester, two years ago. I wanted to get started on my Xmas shopping, so I thought I'd just take a ride and storm my usual places. Indigo, Chapters, Coles, that route.

Well, there was this guy on the subway, I don't remember from which station, probably right before I reached the mall, but he was hollering across the train about how he desperately needed food. Now, we have beggars at every other corner downtown, just like for any other big city, but most don't really have the ability to wrench at your heart.

This guy, though? Because of his tone, how emaciated he was and how he kept involving God into this? Felt like he was stabbing me right in the heart. My cynical inner citizen kept reminding me that the odds he'd use that to go buy himself a couple grams of blow or just burn whatever twenty I'd spare into booze had me look steadily away and I came pretty close to bolting out of the station as a result - but still. Most embarrassing thing ever wasn't so much the guy begging for food; it was how he had somehow managed to put EVERYONE on the train out of sorts.

I felt it pretty keenly. Girls who previously chatted it up fell silent, guys reading tried to deafen out the guy with their iPods, the one Muslim guy seated next to me started mumbling out his Quran verses faster than he'd been doing, two minutes earlier. We all clearly felt like garbage, and here I'd been thinking I could maybe push into Chinatown and grab a Dim Sum for supper.

Took the wind right out of my sails for the rest of the day. I did shop and I did stop for food, but I couldn't shake off the sense of guilt the poor guy had forced onto me. I kept thinking I should've turned around, pulled out my wallet and thrown it at his face. "Fine," I could've said, "here's three hundred bucks. Go pig out in a Chinese buffet if that's gonna shut you up!"

And right before Christmas, too. Fun, huh?
 

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I once got some action on a bus.

And by action I mean sexual related action.

It was awesome. But aaaanyway...

Apart from that I've not seen much happen on buses which is good since I catch them a lot.
 

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I was on a bus to philly, and there was two trench-coated Hobos bunched up next to each other, with some wire hanging in between them.
I made my way a little closer to see what they where doing, and I noticed they both had DS's. The wire were from a payphone, they were trying to play 2-player Homie Rollerz by establishing a connection via payphone wire. God help them two.
 

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Rasmus Emilsson said:
Where the hell do you guys live? I took the bus almost every day for 11 years and pretty much nothing happened (medium-sized town in Sweden). Are there no parenting in your countries?
I got to agree with you. I live in Stockholm, Sweden and I have never seen anything bad on buses & subways and I have probably used them almost every day for about 10 years
 

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lacktheknack said:
Our bus drivers do not put up with much, I've seen girls get tossed off a bus for swearing.

However, our public train (which counts, as you can get on with a bus ticket) doesn't have a ticket checker or an overseer, just the conductor (who's in the front away from everyone else), so I've seen all types. Nothing really nasty though. The thing that sticks out in my mind would be when someone turned to me and did this.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/7684473/1288020362_smile-dog_thumb.jpg?1299386827

Seriously, stick that mouth on a guy with a skateboard and that's what he looked like. It basically acted like a shot of adrenaline. Then the guy got up and got off the train.

I had bad dreams. ;_;
O_O

That image is... disturbing. What exactly is it?

OT: I don't ride buses. I used to ride a school bus, nothing interesting happened except this one guy getting his bum out once briefly. That was just weird.
 

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IamLEAM1983 said:
I live on the south shore of Montreal and have to regularly cross over into Montreal proper for my classes and the research I have to do for them. The general campus area is a meeting ground and a hub for all sorts of people, hobos, stoners and generally freaky peeps included.

I remember taking the subway between Berri-UQAM and the Montreal Trust mall right after my last class for the fall semester, two years ago. I wanted to get started on my Xmas shopping, so I thought I'd just take a ride and storm my usual places. Indigo, Chapters, Coles, that route.

Well, there was this guy on the subway, I don't remember from which station, probably right before I reached the mall, but he was hollering across the train about how he desperately needed food. Now, we have beggars at every other corner downtown, just like for any other big city, but most don't really have the ability to wrench at your heart.

This guy, though? Because of his tone, how emaciated he was and how he kept involving God into this? Felt like he was stabbing me right in the heart. My cynical inner citizen kept reminding me that the odds he'd use that to go buy himself a couple grams of blow or just burn whatever twenty I'd spare into booze had me look steadily away and I came pretty close to bolting out of the station as a result - but still. Most embarrassing thing ever wasn't so much the guy begging for food; it was how he had somehow managed to put EVERYONE on the train out of sorts.

I felt it pretty keenly. Girls who previously chatted it up fell silent, guys reading tried to deafen out the guy with their iPods, the one Muslim guy seated next to me started mumbling out his Quran verses faster than he'd been doing, two minutes earlier. We all clearly felt like garbage, and here I'd been thinking I could maybe push into Chinatown and grab a Dim Sum for supper.

Took the wind right out of my sails for the rest of the day. I did shop and I did stop for food, but I couldn't shake off the sense of guilt the poor guy had forced onto me. I kept thinking I should've turned around, pulled out my wallet and thrown it at his face. "Fine," I could've said, "here's three hundred bucks. Go pig out in a Chinese buffet if that's gonna shut you up!"

And right before Christmas, too. Fun, huh?
Dude... thats just... i dont even have the words to describe how bad i even feel now that i know what you've seen.

and as for my topic, yes, it is fine to talk about other modes of transport but primarily public transport.
 

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Rasmus Emilsson said:
Where the hell do you guys live? I took the bus almost every day for 11 years and pretty much nothing happened (medium-sized town in Sweden). Are there no parenting in your countries?
Parenting in America? Ha!

You're funny.
 

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Hmmm, haven't seen anything as bad as what folks here have posted so far, but I did hear something that kinda disturbed me a little while ago... 2 schoolgirls who couldn't have been older than 13 discussing the pros and cons of anal sex.

What.
The.
Fuck???

13yos shouldn't know about anal sex, let alone discussing it as par for course!