What's with all the insane douchebaggery?

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AlexMitu

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So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent
 

delet

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Sounds like you have a problem with someone for inane reasons. Don't you think it would make more sense to tell her your problems with her rather than us random assholes?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Why haven't you gotten rid of her on the Book of Face and proceed to ignore her when you encounter in the educational building.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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AlexMitu said:
Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent
So why don't you simply block the ***** and be rid of her pretentious douchebaggery?

... Or more important WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT IN THE FIRST PLACE!? :O
 
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Fallout boy and All American Rejects aren't the worst bands in the world...

Also douchebags exist. Just troll them for epic lulz at every point.

And she sounds really up her own arse... I'd rage massively...
 

TriggerUnhappy

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Sounds like someone's bitter, though I'm not gonna probe into the reasons of why.

Just block/remove the *****, problem solved.
 

SUPA FRANKY

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This is an important question that must be answered before discussion can continue.

WHY DO YOU CARE?

Is she killing someone you know? Talking shit about you?literally trying her best to make your life miserable? Then, your just being whiny because someone you know has interest that you don't approve of.
 

orangebandguy

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I see these things on Facebook all the time.


"So and so's photography page". So you can aim a camera! Big frickin woop.
 

notsosavagemessiah

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she sounds like an interesting person, if somewhat hypocritical. Clearly she has artistic inclinations but doesn't understand the meaning of it. Also her taste in music is suspect. Other then that, why bother wasting your time hating on this person, if they bother you that much, simply remove them from your facebook page, and cease talking to them.
 

razer17

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AlexMitu said:
them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
And that is where you lost what little credibility this whole silly thread had. Just because you don't like them, doesn't mean they are douchebag "bands".

Seriously, if you hate her so much, just delete her. Clearly their is something else bothering you.

Also, calling people kid doesn't make you a douchebag. It just means she has a different dialect to you. I use the term kid, but mainly because my mate from Sheffield always uses it.

To summise. None of this matters, just drop it, this thread is pointless.
 

TheTim

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wow, you managed to hit the troll and hater targets with one bullet!

live and let live asshole. if you are so annoyed then fuckin delete her.
 
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You actually sound like more of a douchebag Mr. OP, with what I can call extremely petty reasons. Your reasons also do not fall under the category of "douchebag". They fall under "pretentious".
 

Nouw

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Did you just call Fall Out Boy and All American Rejects and Lady Ga a douchebags? Did YOU?

Ahem, go tell her, instead of telling us. What can we do?

*Writes in Jane in Deathnote

"Oh Shit"
 

Paksenarrion

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-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence.
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme", and "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info about which concerts she's attending.
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit".
-She is the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, prefer Dos Equis."

Post Responsibly.

"Stay thirsty, Kids."
 

Fenring

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That sounds like a hipster, not a douche. I think I would get along well with her.
 

rileyrulesu

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the problem is insane douchbags.
also, defriend her, that's what i do to people who are annoying, i currently have 40 friends, all of whom i hang out with fairly regularly.
 

Lionsfan

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Just let her be. If it bothers you that much take her off Facebook. She just sounds a bit hypocritical and you have offense with some other stuff she's done.