What's with all the insane douchebaggery?

[Levitas1234]

So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

She's just doing her thing, and your the one insulting her to every degree, who's the douchbag here?

 

[Tim_Buoy]

why dont you just hide her live feed from your news feed

 

[Funkysandwich]

I only have one thing to say.

I don't care.

 

[IxionIndustries]

You should slice off the skin of her face, and use it to write a book about her life. Then title it "Jane's Face-book."

I don't know how that seemed relevant, but whatever.

Life must be rough for you.

Brb, tears streaming down my face.

And here I am, playing a sorrowful song on the world's tiniest violin!

I only have one thing to say.

Spoiler

I don't care.

I love you both so much right now..

 

[Tim_Buoy]

-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence.
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme", and "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info about which concerts she's attending.
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit".

-She is the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, prefer Dos Equis."

Post Responsibly.

"Stay thirsty, Kids."

epicly funny nearly pissed myself laghing

 

[InnerRebellion]

Your reasons make you seem more like the douchebag...or at least a troll.

 

[SpecklePattern]

*snip* (OP)

She's just doing her thing, and your the one insulting her to every degree, who's the douchbag here?

Actually this is mostly the point in my mind too. OP is falling to douchbaggery him/herself. And accordingly to the OT, the girl is not even that annoying. Well annoying but not even close to douch with those things. Actually tsb247 said this also.

That doesn't sound 'douchebaggy.' It just sounds... Annoying. I think the best question would be, "Why do you put up with it if it bothers you so much?"

[off-er of topic]
I just love the words and phrases used here

douchbaggery

I'm not a random asshole! I'm a Grade A Certified Asshole!

Combat the faggotry... *snip*

 

[Tim_Buoy]

Sounds like you have a problem with someone for inane reasons. Don't you think it would make more sense to tell her your problems with her rather than us random assholes?

I take offense at that! I'm not a random asshole! I'm a Grade A Certified Asshole! /jk

OT: Couldn't you just block her on Facebook, OP? Seems like it would be the easiest thing to do.

Damn Straight. I've finally got my official certification and feel that my qualificatoins as a grade A asshole should be recognized.

That is all.

hey i cant find the certification center is next to the one where i got my certified racist card

 

[Booze Zombie]

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

Life must seem like such a chore to yourself.