What's with all the insane douchebaggery?

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bam13302

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its like a retarded clown running around your house, mildly amusing the first time around, then he rips your drapes and shits on your carpet
 

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TheMaddestHatter said:
AlexMitu said:
Cool story bro.

Seriously, where's the bloody point? Un-friend her, or learn to accept her ticks. Hell, she doesn't even sound that bad, just a person having fun. If she's the worst you have to deal with, buddy, let's trade, you can deal with the real bitchy ones we've got around my place.
The point is she's the female version of the people who call each other "bros", wear their collars up and wear backwards, upside-down visors.

Pretentious, fake and overall the worst picture of American youth. People who pretend to be sophisticated, artistic and original when they're none of those. On top of that, they can't even be themselves. They copy what all their other friends do, which is set a standard image of "original" and tell their friends it's cool to be like that.

Well, ladies, it's not cool. It's annoying.
Do these people annoy me? Yes. That's why I don't associate with them. See, that's the great thing about people: You don't HAVE to be friends with anyone. If someone annoys you, walk away and find somebody you actually like. Problem solved!
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Pretentious is the word you are looking for, not douchebag. Unless you're describing yourself, by which I mean this:
You're a douchebag for complaining about it instead of simply removing said "pretentious *****" from your FB account. Easily remedied.
On subject, this chick however reminds me of the type of chicks I can't stand, ones who go so far out of their way to be "different" they end up in the same category as other "hip" chicks. To them I say, go find yourself a clue since apparently the store ran out.
To you I say: Learn to remove friends from facebook.
 

Alumit

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TheMaddestHatter said:
Seriously, where's the bloody point?
What he said mate. You've got no plot to your story; and no point! It's just random whining and complaining and whatnot.

OP: If she is such a large problem, why don't you learn to deal with it by either growing a pair and PM'ing her and administer to said problem like a mature, civilized citizen, or just delete her. Seriously man, if she pisses you off, why did you even accept her friend request?

Hope you get over it soon mate.
Peace~
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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The words you're looking for are "pretentious, hipster-ass ****", not "douche".

Now, I don't blame you for disliking this person because I tend to be on the verge of a conniption whenever I encounter people like this, but it's generally a bad idea to complain about these people when your problem is really, really easy to do away with without negative repercussions. Even then, she seems to be pretty harmless (even if she is the sort of person I'd want to punch directly in the brain), so I'm not totally clear on what discussion value this thread has (beyond discussing whether or not there should be a thread in the first place).

tl;dr I can sympathize, but I can't condone making a thread about it when you could just, say... block her.
 

Twilight_guy

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She's an artistic elitist snob. Most of them have their heads so far up their asses that they're in danger of chocking to death on their own heads. Just let it go and let them be snotty, the elitists picks of the world never really change anything anyway its always the guys in the trenches taking risks.
 

sketch_zeppelin

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Yeah...i don't use facebook so i have no idea why this is a problem. I'm guessing you can't just ignore her or block her or somthing.
 

Railgun88

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
AlexMitu said:
Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent
So why don't you simply block the ***** and be rid of her pretentious douchebaggery?

... Or more important WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT IN THE FIRST PLACE!? :O
Yah man, do yourself a favor. Lose Facebook and save yourself from things that make you want to go apeshit on people.
 

tsb247

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That doesn't sound 'douchebaggy.' It just sounds... Annoying. I think the best question would be, "Why do you put up with it if it bothers you so much?"

Either unfriend her and block her ass or ignore her. Nobody is forcing you to like her. If she gets to you so much that you have to come here and vent to us (REALLY think about that for a minute), then maybe it's time to giver he the 'ol boot!
 

IamSofaKingRaw

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AlexMitu said:
So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent
She seems normal. You just seem to gettong angry over nothing.
 

IamSofaKingRaw

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Macgyvercas said:
Aby_Z said:
Sounds like you have a problem with someone for inane reasons. Don't you think it would make more sense to tell her your problems with her rather than us random assholes?
I take offense at that! I'm not a random asshole! I'm a Grade A Certified Asshole! /jk

OT: Couldn't you just block her on Facebook, OP? Seems like it would be the easiest thing to do.
Damn Straight. I've finally got my official certification and feel that my qualificatoins as a grade A asshole should be recognized.

That is all.
 

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Combat the faggotry with Rap Songs done in fine true English.

"Disregard females acquire currency."

"I had 99 Score of Quarrels, But a wench may not be considered amongst them."

And so much more. If you can't stand them, Out-douche them.
 

Phantomess

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The third person thing can be amusing, but must be used sparingly. Too much and people end up thinking you're a complete twat. Admittedly, I do use it in my status updates, but honestly, Facebook DOES start the sentence with my name, so it seems grammatically correct to continue in the third-person vein.

Calling someone out on their musical taste is appalling. So what if she DOES listen to those bands and calls them crap all the same? Some bands are simply better live. Back when Hinder were very popular, I saw them in concert. They had a firey stage presence that was simply lost on the "Extreme Behaviour" album. The album sucked, but the concert was pretty damn epic. Maybe this is the case with "Jane"? Does she prefer live music?

I'm also guilty of using "kids" to describe people. Then again, I work/ed with people who were mostly younger than me, so on my way out of the store, I'd say "'Bye kiddies, have fun, enjoy, don't work too hard!".

But yeah, she sounds like a typical teenager. Don't be too hard on her. Just let her know it irritates you.
 

insaneHoshi

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Wow alt QQ some more eh? how old are you 11? people can do whatever they dam well please on their fbook page.
 

CobraX

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Well what do you expect only hipster fucks and lifeless losers use facebook?! ....wait a minute.

PS - It's a Joke.