What's your 'Alpha Strike'?

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Kajt

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I start running towards him while singing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8] loudly. Then I start punching him, still singing loudly.
 

Gudrests

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FalloutJack said:
I have steel-toed shoes, and he's taking WIIIDE steps towards me? Guess where my foot's going.
OHH OHH I KNOW...HIS TEETH??? what was i wrong....that would hurt. I know for a fact I would not get up after that, well no i would, but then again im not dumb enough to get kicked in the teeth while standing up

I would have to kill him, no questions kill him right there and then.
 

Azure-Supernova

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comadorcrack said:
Break my own fingers so he knows how fucking crazy I am!!!! So He runs like a pussy... The I cry when he is out of ear shot...
I can see no other possible outcome...

On Topic: Depends. Do I attempt to emulate Big Boss and put the CQC I saw in Snake Eater into practice? If not, I can always charge and rugby tackle the fucker, then it's a simple game of who can take the biggest beating for the longest time... I have stamina!
 

Cogwheel

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Wonder who this person is since I don't hate anyone in the least.

Then allow them to punch me in the face, I suppose. Don't want to hurt anyone. Maybe ask them not to curse so much, I don't know. Look, I'm bad at this.


Or I could go for a slightly more excessive alpha strike, I suppose. As shown here:


About thirty seconds in. You'll know when you see it.
 

Jim Grim

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Try and get the fuck out of there, or talk my way out of it. If both of these fail, well I guess I get beat up.
 

lvl9000_woot

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Let them get close, jump on them, bite their neck, watch them bleed out.

[small]What? Teeth aren't just for eating...[/small]
 

TheMetalGuy

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Depends on what mood i'm in, but since i love to have a "cheerfull" fight i would kick his ass.
(I box a lot in my gym, so i feel confident in hand to hand combat)
 

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Quick sidestep to put myself standing to his left, facing the same direction. Then a strike with the edge of the palm to his throat.

That generally puts most people out of the mood to fight.
 

binvjoh

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Yes! Thank you for making this thread.

For as long as I saw it used by Michael Weston on Burn Notice, I've wanted to pull of this move. I'll slowly walk towards my enemy with my hands in the air, saying something like "Hold on a minute, can't we talk about this?", buying me enough time to get close enough to grab my right wrist and shove my right elbow into his/her/its face.
 

OakTaooper

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Remove all articles of clothing, because nobody wants to fight a naked guy right?

But seriously, examine his movements and watch just how long his strides are, and about how long it will take him to get to you. Then, when he's within range, as previously stated, deliver a quick and unsportsman like kick to the groin. Failing that, I'm trained in Tae Kwon Do.
 

Lord Legion

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Been here before, quick jab to the throat - problem solved. Either that or wait for the guy's first swing and position my elbow at the correct angle to intercept - he won't be using that hand for a bit.

Honestly though, I thought this was completely about mechwarrior...was fully prepared to talk about ER PPC's