What's your 'Alpha Strike'?

[Macrobstar]

Roundhouse to the face chuck norris style

 

[Lullabye]

I'm sorry, but all I could think of is Master Yi's Alpha Strike attack.
Good for ganks and preemptive strikes.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I use the eight years of American Kempo I have under my belt to pull off the most horrid attack ever. Wait for him to swing, sidestep, break teh arm, Kick out the knee, pull him backwards onto my knee (breaking his back), break teh neck (completely optional) throw to teh ground, then stop on his windpipe. I doubt anyone there will ever give me shit again. And I doubt he will get up. Of course that's only in the most extreme cases.
Less deadly, confuse the shit out of him. "These aren't the droids you are looking for" "What?" "I'm not your enemy. That guy is." *kicks bad guy in the balls*

 

[Moonpig123]

A sharp, swift kick in the balls.

Come on, he could be built like a brick shithouse with bulging, rippling muscles that could crush my head, but every man has that little unprotected area. After that subdued him, I'd probably just run away. I've only ever been in two fights, ever (both at school; stupid 'teenage boy' shit) and I didn't do brilliantly in either of them.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Yell out "YOU! THIS WILL BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!" Then throw a chair at him.

 

[irani_che]

get a good footing smack them in the ear hard and tackle hard.
then break for it

 

[GeorgW]

A kick to the face with my steel-cleated boots. That's pretty much the only reason I wear them...

 

[Moonpig123]

Yell out "YOU! THIS WILL BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!" Then throw a chair at him.

...OK, I've changed my mind. This. If there are no chairs around I'd just run at him windmilling my arms like a ****.

 

[Jonluw]

I guess I'd just go for a regular old punch in the face.
If I miss, I'll take the opportunity to grab his head and knee him.

 

[HK_01]

Imagine if you will, your hanging out at your favorite public place of recreation. Quietly minding your own business, killing time when across the way you hear a familiar voice.

"HEY FUCKER! Get ready to eat teeth!" and as you look over to see what all the commotion is about you see your most hated rival taking wide, aggressive steps your way.

Their eyes are locked on yours and curled into an expression of hate. Their arms are out wide as they puff up their chest, and their fists are clenching near their sides. Every indication is that this fight is going to happen, right here and right now. Your back is against the wall and your only options are to strike first or get struck.

What's your first move?

I would grab the pokeball containing my trusted Gyarados and unleash its fury on whatever Pokemon he has.

 

[Therumancer]

Imagine if you will, your hanging out at your favorite public place of recreation. Quietly minding your own business, killing time when across the way you hear a familiar voice.

"HEY FUCKER! Get ready to eat teeth!" and as you look over to see what all the commotion is about you see your most hated rival taking wide, aggressive steps your way.

Their eyes are locked on yours and curled into an expression of hate. Their arms are out wide as they puff up their chest, and their fists are clenching near their sides. Every indication is that this fight is going to happen, right here and right now. Your back is against the wall and your only options are to strike first or get struck.

What's your first move?

Well schooled by playing Kenka Bancho I will target him with my Menchi beam and scream "I AM THE GOD OF PAIN!!!!!". Assuming he does not immediatly fall to the ground in a pile of quivering jelly due to my utter badass manliness, I will then proceed to curb stomp him.


Or more seriously since I want to avoid as much liability as possible I'm going to put my hand into my pocket and slide my keys between my fingers, and get ready for him. I'm going to avoid saying anything and let him take the first shot, even if I take one off the top of my head (providing I can't otherwise avoid the blow) but then I'm going to him him with a fistfull of keys. Almost guaranteed my shot is going to do more damage than his did since he's probably not expecting it, and I know he's barehanded. The odds of him doing any serious damage with a single shot when I'm ready for it (to take it if need be) are pretty slim.

My basic attitude is that I want to avoid liability, but if I'm going to fight I have no real compunctions about doing as much damage as possible. I'd rather have to apologize for doing someone serious injury than be injured myself.

 

[kommando367]

Pounce and maul. That strategy hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Kick in the balls and run away. Safest option.

 

[freakyalex]

Charge at him, head-on, fast as I can, then leap at the last second. Not leap to the side, you understand, leap straight at him. Hopefully the force of the run up combined with my full body weight will be enough to knock them off their feet. Then I jump up and do a runner.

Genius!

 

[Ossian]

I don't think any further violence would be necessary after that.


That movie changed me

Yes! Thank you for making this thread.

For as long as I saw it used by Michael Weston on Burn Notice, I've wanted to pull of this move. I'll slowly walk towards my enemy with my hands in the air, saying something like "Hold on a minute, can't we talk about this?", buying me enough time to get close enough to grab my right wrist and shove my right elbow into his/her/its face.

That would be my second choice, that TV show is like the handbook for all things awesome in mind tactics.

 

[C95J]

I will literally just look at them and their head will explode, because I can do that.

 

[kouriichi]

Its called the "Kouri Cavity crusher".

I heave my 1lbs jawbreaker at theyer face. If they dodge it, i move into a "Shining wizurd" ((knee to the eye))

If they dont dodge it, they get hit with a jawbreaker. Win/win situation.

 

[nuba km]

jump on him and bite (basically insanity wolf style)

 

[Hoplon]

First move?

Transform, obviously. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklbulbkHbA&feature=related]

 

[jultub]

FARUCON PANCH!