What's your 'Alpha Strike'?
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Fruit-assisted homicide is very difficult to explain to the cops.Cogwheel said:
"Sir, he was just eating this banana split, and then all of a sudden, there was a blue explosion and a bunch of body chunks."
"Now do you know if there was anything odd about this split?"
"The banana squeaked when it landed on stuff."
Plant foot, hook arm between their legs, lift up and over.
Heel stomp to break their rib cage and/or walk away, depending on which rival it is. Too many hated rivals. I'm not going to heel stomp, say, a sudoku rival. After throwing them onto the ground, I'd just straddle their hips, pin their upper arms, lean in close to their face with seeming murder in my eyes...
...then giggle in their ear before letting them go. ^_^
Heel stomp to break their rib cage and/or walk away, depending on which rival it is. Too many hated rivals. I'm not going to heel stomp, say, a sudoku rival. After throwing them onto the ground, I'd just straddle their hips, pin their upper arms, lean in close to their face with seeming murder in my eyes...
...then giggle in their ear before letting them go. ^_^
This guy knows how to win fights, and I'm guessing the next step is to bail right?FalloutJack said:
Laugh and take out my butterfly knife before standing in a stance and being ready to stab him...it's a fight to the death right?
Taunt him. When people are angry they leave you so many juicy openings. One good "Your mama" joke and people so willingly focus on punching me in the face they don't notice me about to stomp on their knee, kick them in the groin, knee them in the stomach, or maybe just use my reach advantage and punch him in the throat. All depends on his stride, his height, and whether or not i think he should be allowed to reproduce.
That is incorrect. The solution was found more than a decade ago and it was Alcohol!henritje said:
Alcohol was also determined to be the cause of all of life's problems.
Smash him over the head with a chair and cut him with a broken bottle.
Then yell out "I'm from the streets, *****!" Which would likely confuse him since I'm actually whiter than a snowman made of liquid paper and grew up in a pleasant suburban neighborhood.
I've never been in an actual fight, but I have no training and am in poor shape, so I assume the only way I could actually win is by fighting dirty.
I'd probably try to throw sand in his face for good measure as well.
Then yell out "I'm from the streets, *****!" Which would likely confuse him since I'm actually whiter than a snowman made of liquid paper and grew up in a pleasant suburban neighborhood.
I've never been in an actual fight, but I have no training and am in poor shape, so I assume the only way I could actually win is by fighting dirty.
I'd probably try to throw sand in his face for good measure as well.
step one.
blow up the moon
step two.
get beat up a bit.
step three.
jump in my ultra-drive ship and leave.
blow up the moon
step two.
get beat up a bit.
step three.
jump in my ultra-drive ship and leave.
Oh, you know it. Obviously, this doesn't work on anyone female, but I don't really HAVE any female enemies, so life is good.Squidwogdog said:
