Whats your backup!?

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TrogzTheTroll

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You're surrounded, enemy cybord-ninja cats have you backed up to a corner. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! Your backup has arived just in time to save you!
But, what IS your backup?

Mine would obviously be Bear Calvary. And it would also obviously be called Bear Force 1.

So what's your's?
 

TheFacelessOne

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Mine would be Cyborg-Ninja-Titan-Black Belt-Android-Spartan-Nazi-Shoop-Da-Whoopers-Dogs. They can chase the fleeing cats and then Shoop da Whoop 'em.
 

Souplex

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Jul 29, 2008
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I don't need backup especially against ninjas (The cyborg part complicates things but nonetheless) I can handle them on my own.
 
Apr 24, 2008
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...Cyborg...ninja dogs?...or, some shit. Damn hypotheticals. My backup is that it was just a dream, and I wake up in my bed. Then I get up, eat some coco pops and waste time replying to inane threads.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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I have a few choices in my arsenal
 

Syvari

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My backup is a lever that I have installed into every corner in the entire world. I pull it and all ninjas / cyborgs / zombie / pirates / aliens in a 50 yard radius die in a violent explosion.
 

steroidaided

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no back up here.
just...reach for my pocket...(dramatically) and pull out a smoke bomb, throw it to the ground, and mysteriously disappear.
 

Trivun

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Alice, of American McGee fame. Because she'd just toss a Jackbomb and problem solved. Nice and simple. Plus, who wouldn't want their life saved by an attractive psycho girl holding what looks suspiciously like an oversized kitchen knife?
 

ElephantGuts

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Sitting offshore, packed with whatever I could possibly want to launch at someone or something.
 

RavingPenguin

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A squad of mutant penguins that devour anything and wear auto-turrets on their backs. Of course, they are my creations.
 

FallenPrism

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"Enemy cyborg-ninja cats? Again? Why, this should be no problem in the face of my two empty halves of coconut! What's this? I left them at home?! Curses!"

And thus my back-up African Swallow arrives to save the day, and the ninja cats are easily swept aside in the face of too much Monty Python.