What's your drunken superpower?

[HardkorSB]

I'm surprised no one mentioned projectile vomiting yet.

Once in high school, I woke up after a night with alcohol... on someone's roof. I got off after a few tries. I don't know how I got up there though. I've tried doing it sober and it didn't work so... flying, I guess (either that or wall climbing).

I do stuff that would make Jackass sit down in a corner and cry over how much better I am.

Considering the stuff they're doing, I don't think "better" would be the word they would use.
Here are a few suggestions for a replacement:
- crazier
- dumber
- less concerned with his well being and/or dignity
- a bigger jackass

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

My drunken superpower is martial arts, I am the drunken master! I've got a black belt anyway but that's not important. I guess I'm just a lot more excited to show off when drunk.

 

[Lieju]

Being unsocial.

I kinda get anxious around people, but when I drink a bit that anxiety melts away and I'm content just being alone and not talking at people and trying to be sociable.

 

[Nabohs]

I become as smooth as James bond and the Fonz (mostly because I imitate their style but not their voices)

 

[Vern5]

I instantly become hilarious, brave, and sexy. I also become more focused and work-oriented for some reason. I honestly think I'm a better person whenever I'm at least buzzed.

Wow, maybe I am an alcoholic?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Im a very good video game player while drunk... not kidding.

Same. Possibly it's the lack of inhibitions, since the few times I've played Killing Floor drunk I've given up on being gracious and sticking in the same place. I charge around killing as much as possible, and do it well.

 

[SilentCom]

I don't drink because I've never really grown accustomed to alcohol consumption and I rather like being in control of myself. Also, if you're terribly drunk, how do you remember what kind of "power" you have?

Just for fun, if I were to become drunk, I would have the power to shoot lightning out... err did you mean realistically? I guess my power would then be to throw up all over the place...

 

[Yopaz]

I become able to do things without thinking, then when I sober up and remember what I've done I start thinking that's the same thing I would do if I weren't drunk.
So autopilot I guess.

 

[James Crook]

Retractable blades coming out of my cybernetic forearms.
Yeah, I went there.

TIME FOR BATTLE!

 

[BaronOfStuff]

I talk without thinking. HAIL, GIBBERMAN.

 

[EHKOS]

I somehow am able to play games better, escpecially shooters. I also get better at DJing.

 

[dorkette1990]

I make the best jokes. Since there's no muzzle on my mouth, I tell jokes I normally would avoid telling. And they're pretty funny, according to outside sources.
The henchmen would die of split sides, I say!

Oh, and I play video games like a beast. Especially League of Legends. Especially Shaco. And by like a boss, I totally don't mean that I run up, press the wrong buttons, and run away screaming.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Immune to pain and perfect memory. Second one isn't as good as it sounds.

 

[John the Gamer]

The ability of sobering up so I can drive home and not die.

Or, preferably; The ability to make incredibely clever bussiness deals (stocks, bonds, investments etc) that pay off big time. Though then I would probably cock it up again after sobering up... Then again, if the deal is so incredibely clever that would be calculated into the equasion.

 

[Whateveralot]

I become able to do things without thinking, then when I sober up and remember what I've done I start thinking that's the same thing I would do if I weren't drunk.
So autopilot I guess.

I've given this some thought and I came up with a theory. It's quite simple; everyone has that autopilot on all the time, but when you're sober you have the option and capability to think about it. If you're drunk, you simply act.


OT:
My drunken superpower is quite standard; I become more sociable. I walk up to people and get a conversation up and running. When I'm sober, I just don't dare to because it might be awkward.

 

[JesterRaiin]

Supernatural happiness !

 

[Scarim Coral]

Why a drunken kung fu master of course!!!
This is the only video I can find of the drunken moves.

 

[lordmardok]

Total lucidity, It sucks. I remember everything, i completely rational no matter how much I drink, but here's the caveat. My balance and equilibrium still go to shit. So I'm totally lucid but I can't stand up straight, so maybe if we're both insanely hammered I can defeat in the villain in a logical discourse.

 

[Yopaz]

I become able to do things without thinking, then when I sober up and remember what I've done I start thinking that's the same thing I would do if I weren't drunk.
So autopilot I guess.

I've given this some thought and I came up with a theory. It's quite simple; everyone has that autopilot on all the time, but when you're sober you have the option and capability to think about it. If you're drunk, you simply act.


OT:
My drunken superpower is quite standard; I become more sociable. I walk up to people and get a conversation up and running. When I'm sober, I just don't dare to because it might be awkward.

Yeah, the normal autopilot is present within everyone, but a girl called me to make sure I was OK, I didn't hear the phone when she called and didn't see that she had called before I got home. From what I can gather from my phone history I called her out of instinct (I always call back when someone calls me), but I hung up before the call went through because I obviously reasoned out I was so drunk I probably shouldn't call her.
Also once at a school trip we were told that we had to be back in our beds at 12am at the latest. This time I was also very drunk, but I made sure that I got to bed before anyone had to tell me, it wasn't because I was sleepy, it was because it was what I would have done if I was sober. I also always brush my teeth even if I am barely able to stand up.

From what I can see from people I know this is not something everyone does, but maybe I just get more drunk than the others I know.