What's your drunken superpower?

[snagli]

My brain functions speed up to 5 times that of an avarage human, my mental capacity and fortitude greatly outweigh the brains of the greatest thinkers combined, and my vocabulary gets an extra 5 million words.

In this state of pure intellect, I'm able to explain every single aspect of science, religion and filosophy in only 1-3 completely incomprehensible sentences.

 

[shadowelancer]

Mine can be summed up in four words
"no YOUR an asshole"

 

[yuniesan]

I have the power to see the dead and I talk to them while I'm drunk.... They talk back -_-

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

Im a very good video game player while drunk... not kidding.

My roommate and I went on like a 20 game winstreak while we were smashed the other night, on Mortal Kombat 9. Twas awesome.

Usually I am not a good dancer, but after some alcohol I become an expert.

 

[dickywebster]

I laugh at anything and hug anyone, oh and make wierd forum posts if im online at the time.

 

[II2]

Postponing regret?

 

[Johann610]

LOUD. My inner volume control shuts itself off around the second pint, and I don't lose my voice until later.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Normally, I don't drink, though if I did get superpowers while drunk, it'd probably be super strength & invulnerability... which would be bad for the people around me at the time...

 

[teh_Canape]

I get drunk as fuck
and gain the super power of

Spoiler

being able to talk to women

 

[Nietz]

I have incredible muscle-memory when I'm drunk. Not matter how drunk I am, I always seem to find my way home. Except from that one time when I woke up in a city on the other side of the country, with no recollection of how I got there and only the stuff I had in my pockets.

 

[Chaza]

The ability to fall over lots and say stupid things.
Now drugs make me fly.

 

[winginson]

I become interesting.
I can keep part of my brain working perfectly fine.
Getting crazy amounts of kills with few deaths using just a knife on FPSs.

 

[DarkRyter]

I can do Calculus a little bit faster.

 

[JamesStone]

I turn into a damn philosopher. When I´m piss drunk, I even recite Kant.

On hangover, I forget everything and from my mouth the only thing that comes out is... Well, you can guess for yourselves.

 

[PinkiePyro]

I dont drink now but I did once and appernty if/when I do get drunk I turn into a human version of pinkie pie expt instead of breaking 4th walls I annoy everyone in a 5 mile radius

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Instantaneous transformation into a potato. An invincible potato! But a potato nonetheless.

 

[VladG]

I become nicer. I also get much better at games.

 

[The Great JT]

My special drunk superpower would be the ability to immediately identify douchebags and punch them in the face at the speed of light. And it identifies everyone that is a douchebag all over the world.

 

[Atheist.]

The unique ability to wake up on my couch after drinking. Even though I own a bed. And I'm the only person who lives in my apartment.

 

[Rule Britannia]

I become better and better at drinking games . That or everyone else gets worse