What's your favorite BAD movie?
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Anything by Ed Wood, especially "Plan 9". Bless him, he actually thought he was making great films. Or something like "Left Behind", although it is actually rather disturbing. Also anything with Steven Seagal or Van Damme.
"They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."no_name said:
The Spirit, for sure. It was so random, and it was an epic fail at making a noir movie.
But...buuuttt....it had Samuel L Jackson...Echer123 said:
Edit: oh wait....so did Snakes on a Plane...
Under Siege. You know, the one with Steven Seagal going guns akimbo in a military ship because he's the final hope of humanity or something.
Really, I stopped several times to wonder 'what the heck was the director/scriptwriter/other actors/everyonebutSeagal thinking' but it isone of the best Steven Seagal movies. And that in itself is a bit worriesome, but Under Siege manages to be the shinig piece of fool's gold in the gutter, rising from the ZZ Plural Z alpha category of failiure to the category of B movies by the virtue of the sound track and Seagal actually not bothing the man-with-a-single-emotion acting too badly.
And really, watching the explosions and a million bullets flying around (by the courtesy of baddies having graduated from the Imperial Stormtrooper Shooting Academy)without hitting anything important, some relatively okay one-liners and standard Hollywoodism make this one you watch once, forget for a decade and then watch again while drunk and remember that yeah it does have some cool scenes but you still better forget it for yet another decade.
Really, I stopped several times to wonder 'what the heck was the director/scriptwriter/other actors/everyonebutSeagal thinking' but it isone of the best Steven Seagal movies. And that in itself is a bit worriesome, but Under Siege manages to be the shinig piece of fool's gold in the gutter, rising from the ZZ Plural Z alpha category of failiure to the category of B movies by the virtue of the sound track and Seagal actually not bothing the man-with-a-single-emotion acting too badly.
And really, watching the explosions and a million bullets flying around (by the courtesy of baddies having graduated from the Imperial Stormtrooper Shooting Academy)without hitting anything important, some relatively okay one-liners and standard Hollywoodism make this one you watch once, forget for a decade and then watch again while drunk and remember that yeah it does have some cool scenes but you still better forget it for yet another decade.
Well, he did melt a kitten, so +10 awesome points for that. But otherwise, it was terrible.lvl9000_woot said:
Well... GI Joe: The rise of Cobra :s. The whole movie sucks, but I still like it because of all those special effects and other stuff. Because of the plot, the entire thing becomes idiotic. Still, 2 hours of explosions and people trying to shoot each other really amuses me.
1958. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCtcgI4BcIQ Make sure you go to 1:10 for the words. They're awesome. Kee hehehehesheic99 said:
I'm going with Stan Lee's Lightspeed. It was a new level of made-for-tv awful, but it was hilarious.
I can highly recommend the brilliant masterpiece that is "Ninja Terminator". Available at your nearest pound/dollar store.
Any of the 'Shark Attack' films. I picked up the box set for £10 and it was well spent, we had a few nights of laughter at their expence.
Zombie Strippers was pretty bad, but great at the same time. (No not just because of the strippers)
Zombie Strippers was pretty bad, but great at the same time. (No not just because of the strippers)