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At least back in the 1980's many members of The Flat Earth Society were prominent genuine scientists who joined the Society on a lark because it amused them to dream up ways to "confirm" that the earth was flat. It was a joke to them, and it probably is to many of the Society's 'loyal' members today.

Acton Hank said:
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Acton Hank said:
I always like to give conspiracy theories the benefit of the doubt, I'm not one of those guys who dismisses everything that goes against the official truth (within reason).

I'll buy the fake moon landing, the 9/11 inside job, and the UFO Area 51 alien conspiracies to a certain extent
I'm not sure "within reason" applies here, since your three examples rely in part on complete lies. It's one thing to think the government isn't telling us the complete truth (which is actually probably a safe bet) and another entirely to believe things with shoestring
"proof."

And that's assuming your "to a certain extent" disclaimer means you don't go into details like the physics fail behind 9-11 claims or certain claims about the moon landing.
To a certain extent means for example that I'm not against the idea that the American government would let 3000 people die to justify an invasion of certain middle eastern countries so they could obtain oil and build army bases. I'm pretty sure it's a well known fact that the American government did something similar on December 7 of 1941.

I'm not against the idea of the faked Moon Landing because the It's pretty clear that the only reason America was involved in the space race was out of a dick waving contest with the Soviet Union, and the fact that NASA pretty much went to shit right after 1969.

As for Area 51, well why the fuck not? With all the religions on this planet why are UFO believers getting all the ridicule?

Ahem...I'll just leave this here...[footnote]I've never gotten to say that before. Is it as annoying as I think it is?[/footnote]

xkcd: Moon Landing

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OT: My favorite conspiracy is that The Brovengers and The Injustice League represent two ostensibly opposing Forum Groups but are in fact a front for Conspirators who intend to take over The Escapist.

You want proof? Have you noticed how many Escapists have admitted from time to time to being members of BOTH GROUPS?!?

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

But now that I've revealed their dastardly scheme they'll be after me! You've gotta help me! I don't wanna die!

Last note before The Men In Black "disappear" me:

xkcd: Curiosity[footnote]Who sees the Easter Egg?[/footnote]


Isn't it funny how we don't hear any Conspiracy Theorists griping that the Curiosity landing on Mars is faked? But they'll go on about the Moon Landing. Maybe because it happened within their own life times rather than before they were born.

Selective reasoning, I suppose...
 

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I like the one that over complicates a somewhat simple issue, because not only do have to fake the thing that everyone will believe happened, you have to go and do the things that no one should know happened. Adding hundreds, possibly thousands of co-conspirators and expecting nothing to get out about it.
 

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Flat Earth Society or whatever the hell they're called. It's so funny but don't visit their forum or you'll lose a few hundred brain cells.
Flat Earth is pretty much satire.
 

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Acton Hank said:
I'll buy the fake moon landing,
I have a hard time seeing how that's within reason, considering they left reflectors up there that have been used by multiple universities in multiple countries to conduct experiments with.

Most conspiracy theories don't really provide me with amusement; they merely remind me how much we were flattering ourselves when we gave ourselves the name Homo Sapiens.

I guess one of the most bewildering ones is the idea that the US government is causing earthquakes, stressed by guys on YouTube who insist that Haiti is nowhere near a plate boundary.

EDIT: Whoops, epic reading and counting fail. Should read more carefully, and not at nearly 1 am when I've been working all day. The Soviets helped test the principle in 1962, they obviously would have had trouble measuring reflections from them on the moon in 1962, although their unmanned rovers had them and successfully reflected signals back to earth.
 

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There is only one conspiracy that exists...and that is the NHK.

All others are complete and total fakes with the NHK representing the only statistical possibility of true conspiracy.

This note has been a public service. Thank you for your cooperation.

(Mwa ha ha ha haaa...)
 

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PoolCleaningRobot said:
Because you can't "wean" people off death.
That's not what I asked. Why do we wean children off of Santa Claus, even though that hope and magic is preferential?

Though if you want to go there in terms of Christianity or other religions, "full or otherwise," doesn't eternal life or reincarnation cheapen the time we have?
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Acton Hank said:
I always like to give conspiracy theories the benefit of the doubt, I'm not one of those guys who dismisses everything that goes against the official truth (within reason).

I'll buy the fake moon landing, the 9/11 inside job, and the UFO Area 51 alien conspiracies to a certain extent
I'm not sure "within reason" applies here, since your three examples rely in part on complete lies. It's one thing to think the government isn't telling us the complete truth (which is actually probably a safe bet) and another entirely to believe things with shoestring
"proof."

And that's assuming your "to a certain extent" disclaimer means you don't go into details like the physics fail behind 9-11 claims or certain claims about the moon landing.
I'm sorry, what "Physics fail behind the 9/11 claims" are you talk about? Was it tower 7 falling without being hit by a plane? Or maybe it's the two towers that were hit by planes falling in on their own footprints, demolition style, after they were designed specifically to be hit by a plane and still stand (as they were built the year after a plane had hit another skyscraper)?

Sorry, you confused me.

This is what I dislike about the term conspiracy theory, people think that because something gets called that there isn't a possible shred of evidence, but for some of them there are whole theoretical courtroom trials full of evidence...


OT: My favorite conspiracy theory isn't really a common one that has an easy name to throw out; the concept of solipsism, or the idea that only your mind can be certain to exist, so all of reality must be just your mind and it's bored echos. Mind you that's a cut down version of the concept.
 

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My guilty pleasure is when all these christian people start to make random claims that something awesome is actually the work of the devil. Sure they are not really helping the cause that "not all christian people are idiots" but, they are still pretty funny to laugh at.
 
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The one that all white nationalists swear by is always amusing. Apparently the Jews are a sinister cabal who control the world by pulling various strings to manipulate world leaders, presidential elections, media and so on. The consequences of believing such garbage are obviously very real and very harmful, but I genuinely find the concept amusing. The tragedy is there are people brain-dead enough to swallow this tripe whole.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
You're right, why would ANYONE want to cling to that?
Then why the hell do we wean children off Santa Claus?
So they'll learn to sometimes give presents rather than only receive presents, duh.
The two situations are completely different.
 

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Acton Hank said:
That's why I said to a certain extent, there are some conspiracies I firmly believe in, some I acknowledge as being possible and others I think are bullshit.

I count the flat earth society an reptilian people among the bullshit.
I think we're at an impasse here, in which we'll never particularly see eye-to eye.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Acton Hank said:
That's why I said to a certain extent, there are some conspiracies I firmly believe in, some I acknowledge as being possible and others I think are bullshit.

I count the flat earth society an reptilian people among the bullshit.
I think we're at an impasse here, in which we'll never particularly see eye-to eye.
I just said the flat earth society and reptilian people are bullshit, what do we disagree on?
 

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Conspiracy Theories I Love
1. Derros - If you thought they were just a Dnd monster, look them up its hilarious

2. Nazi Base in the Arctic - This one is mostly just a local crazy guy in toronto with a few books to his name. Don't know if it's googleable but it's also hilarious. My dad has one of his books (he reads wacky conspiracy theories for fun) I should try to get the title.

3. 9/11 was an inside job - I dont like the conspiracy but I do love the idiocy behind it. Launching a plane at your self would be a logistical nightmare, hundreds if not thousands of people would have to be involved.


Conspiracy Theories I Hate
1. Birthers - There so blatantly racist. The entire thing is working backwards from the inability to accept that a black man was born in america.

2. Moon landing was a hoax - Same problem with the 9/11 one dialled up to 11. At this point the idiocy becomes pitiful rather then hilarious.

EDIT: Forgot to mention Holocaust Denial. It's pretty much the capstone of moronic conspiracy theories. It has the same logistics problem as 9/11 and the moon landing but instead of thousands of people being involved, tens of millions were. Also really damn racist.
 

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I used to love conspiracy theories, but over the summer I was around a guy who obviously liked to eat, breath, and sleep conspiracy theories. The overexposure just led me to hate them with a passion. Seriously, there was no rational thinking behind it. Something would happen and it would automatically be a huge conspiracy in his head. Now I wish I hadn't typed this out cause I'm annoyed just thinking about it.

One thing that he used to always rail on, however, was how the Catholic Church is supposedly run by the head of the freemasons/illuminati who was also the pope. Weird.
I have mixed opinions of most conspiricy theories. To be honest I think a lot of people who claim that they have been "easily debunked" are worse than the people who believe them fanatically, because most of them haven't been, the basic nature of a conspiricy theory makes it impossible to debunk through anything a normal, or even moderatly informed, person could figure out.

In many cases conspiricy theories are simply true, or at least extremely likely, but it comes down to the basic issue that your typical person can't really do anything about it. A solution by definition requiring the kind of mass uprising that is impossible for humanity, or a lot of people to fundementally alter their lifestyles and point of view. The thing about conspiricies is that most of them come down to maintaining a status quo people are happy with and don't want to disturb. Basically even if there are shadowy puppet masters who are better off and controlling everything, does your average person in the first world really care enough given his comfortable lifestyle?

It's food for thought, especially if you know anything about the history of disinformation, yesterday's conspiricy theories that turned out to be true, and were outed when they outlived their usefulness and weren't really relevent anymore.

I decided to respond to your post (if you read this far) because you mentioned The Pope, and that's a good place to sort of make a point. Pretty much you start here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Pope

Most people aren't aware that there has been a lot of turmoil over the office of Pope and who rightfully holds the job. There have been cases where more than one Pope has existed simultaneously. Rome pretty much declaring anyone not on their seat, and ruling the "real" Catholic church, to be an anti-pope. For various reasons your have other men, claiming to be The *real* pope in exile due to some division that lead to a pretender taking over Rome, for political reasons, connection to another religion, or something similar, leading to the corruption of the entire insitution. Depending on where specific breaks happened (and where an "alternative" pope broke off) the details can be quite differant.

To put it bluntly some of the antics of popes and massive changes in church policy are fairly interesting. You look at the excesses of the Borgias (which have lead to a lot of fiction), accusations of satanism, and the symbols of other orders and faiths showing up hidden in Catholic artwork and arcetecture it causes one to wonder. After all a lot of that "hidden symbolism" isn't exactly hidden to anyone who knows much about artwork, and the guys comissioning that stuff DID know art which is one of the reasons why it's quality is so timeless.

The point here being that with all of the internal catholic squabbling, transitions of power, political alligiences, etc.. not to mention the sheer age of the organization, that "theory" isn't especially improbable, since you've more or less had multiple people wearing the big hat who were there because of money and political connections, it's not hard to accept that someone holding the office at some point might have been a freemason, and one of the rivals broke off, was declared an anti-pope, and started an alternate succession, with a degree of legitimate claim given the politics of whenever that happened. Of course saying that the office has remained in the hands of any one alterate group permanantly (Satanists, Freemasons, etc...) is pushing it a bit, because in theory anyone whose family gets into the church for a few generations and keeps their "Catholic Stamp" could wind up with the big hat, and it all comes down to the money and backing.

The point here is that in that theory there is more truth to it than not if you know much about the church. It's also silly to assume that the guy running the biggest and most powerful religious organization in the world isn't going to do anything with the office, and major action usually happens fairly quietly, behind the scenes, especially when your dealing with power derived from an office. To say that The Pope doesn't do anything with his power is more insane than debunking things allegedly done from the office, because frankly if the power was never used, it wouldn't be such a big deal. "The Pope" is respected globally and recognized as a major seat of power for a reason.

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In general my favorite conspiricy theory of the moment is the general idea that "found footage" horror movies and all of these "ghost hunter" shows have gotten moving for reasons of disinformation. Basically in a world where nearly everyone has a camera, it's impossible to keep wierd phenomena under the table, but by making "fake footage" a popular genere of entertainment, to the point where you have kids everywhere trying to make their own versions of "Blair Witch", it means that anything someone really DID find wouldn't be taken seriously. A bunch of kids get killed by a ghost or something for real and footage is found on camera, this form of entertainment means that it's easier for people to just accept that they ran away, and the footage is signs that they were trouble teens who "made their own horror movies".

By that theory, it isn't a case where every movie is concocted by the gubberment or whatever, it's one where the idea was started by the goverment subtly, and then took off on it's own.

Connected to this is the idea that the best way to ensure nobody takes something seriously is to put it on the internet. If a real incident/thing showed up on say the Chans, posted anonymously, everyone would dismiss it as fake saying "oh yeah, look I can find how that creepypasta started, here's the original post archived on 4-chan".

Is that theory real? Probably not for obvious reasons. However if you know much about disinformation, that's pretty much how real goverments would do it, as opposed to having "Men In Black" running around intimidating and disappearing people. The Internet is a perfect tool today because by putting the truth there (especially if it's something wild) means nobody will take it seriously. A classic disinformation technique is to ensure nobody recognizes the truth, recognizing when total honest will cover something better than a lie is the mark of a disinformation expert. :)
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
PoolCleaningRobot said:
Because you can't "wean" people off death.
That's not what I asked. Why do we wean children off of Santa Claus, even though that hope and magic is preferential?

Though if you want to go there in terms of Christianity or other religions, "full or otherwise," doesn't eternal life or reincarnation cheapen the time we have?

Ok here's where you're being a typical ass holeish evangelical atheist: you think that because you know how to simplify 2 things in order to make your point makes you intelligent or logical. It does not. Its hard to sum up what a religion is or what a god really is for the people who believe in one but is a hell of lot easier to compare to something people don't believe in.

"Hey you know what's just like God? Santa Claus and unicorns and the tooth fairy! Because they DON'T EXIST!"

A religion at its core has always been about its philosophy like Jesus's "love your neighbor, yourself, God, and your enemies" or Buddhism's "You can only be spiritually fulfilled through the elimination of desires". There have been debates about interpreting the Scripture philosophically as a opposed to literally since the time of Constantine and the only people who looked at it word for word were uneducated.

So yeah, it won't "cheapen" most people's time if they follow a religion they agree with. That what atheism is for you right? Its basically an ideology that says you should enjoy your time and do the best you can
 

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That geese were invented by adolf hitler's son, to spy on the world so he knows when to strike, and the only reason they fly south for the winter is to return to his antarctic base to report and repoduce.
 

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PoolCleaningRobot said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
PoolCleaningRobot said:
Because you can't "wean" people off death.
That's not what I asked. Why do we wean children off of Santa Claus, even though that hope and magic is preferential?

Though if you want to go there in terms of Christianity or other religions, "full or otherwise," doesn't eternal life or reincarnation cheapen the time we have?

Ok here's where you're being a typical ass holeish evangelical atheist: you think that because you know how to simplify 2 things in order to make your point makes you intelligent or logical. It does not. Its hard to sum up what a religion is or what a god really is for the people who believe in one but is a hell of lot easier to compare to something people don't believe in.

"Hey you know what's just like God? Santa Claus and unicorns and the tooth fairy! Because they DON'T EXIST!"

A religion at its core has always been about its philosophy like Jesus's "love your neighbor, yourself, God, and your enemies" or Buddhism's "You can only be spiritually fulfilled through the elimination of desires". There have been debates about interpreting the Scripture philosophically as a opposed to literally since the time of Constantine and the only people who looked at it word for word were uneducated.

So yeah, it won't "cheapen" most people's time if they follow a religion they agree with. That what atheism is for you right? Its basically an ideology that says you should enjoy your time and do the best you can
Thank you sir :') if there is one thing that annoys me more than fundamentalist religious people, its fundamentalist atheists.
 

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My favorite is any theory that tries to show how a hyper-competent shadow organization is determined to leave clues of its existence.

I think the thing that pisses me off most is when someone announces that they're a conspiracy theorist like it's something they should be proud of. I am positive that a huge chunk of the "believers" of any conspiracy theory are only interested in the false sense of superiority over the "sheeple."

By the way, if you use that word to describe people who disagree with you, you lose all credibility. Forever.
 

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Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
You're right, why would ANYONE want to cling to that?
Then why the hell do we wean children off Santa Claus?
So they'll learn to sometimes give presents rather than only receive presents, duh.
The two situations are completely different.
You can learn that without removing Santa, so that's kind of a dead end you're barking at there.