Whats your favourite line from any game EVER?

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Jin'do The Hexxar from WoW: Welcome to the great show, friends. Step right up to die!
 

DarkRyter

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"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."

Joshua motherfuckin Graham.
 

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"We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again- a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon, that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings.

Or better than kings... Gods."

Gives me goosebumps every time.
 

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CthulhuMessiah said:
"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys"
~Andrew Ryan, BioShock
amen to that shit. as tempting as it is to make a bioshock reference, I'm gonna have to go with:
"But mother, I already have something to occupy my time with."
"I meant something other than vaginas"

addendum:
"Sander Cohen, you sick fuck!"
 

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"What if you miss?" Master Chief "I wont."
That was awesome.
Another would probably be from team fortress 2's meet the engineer and medic in that order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYkuCZ2IYI :33 to :46
And "You sure this will work?" Medic "I have no idea!"
 

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"Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies."

Said in a deep manly voice by a man with a rolling pin.

Awesome.
 

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"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from across the abyss is not bold enough to stare into it himself."

What can I say, I love anything relating to the subconscious.
 

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"i am the very model of a scientist salarian, i've studied species turian asari and batarian..."

makes me laugh every time i hear it

EDIT: i almost forgot, the whole scene in xenogears where id is caught and being interrogated by citan. id gives off this psychopathic aristocrat vibe that just seems perfect.
 

SidingWithTheEnemy

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Please guys posting above me, tell me at least where these lines are from.
Anyway:
A lot of games have very good and witty conversation lines. The most hilarious for me are those games where you don't expect them. Where you sit there and think No, that can't be possible, did he really say that?

It's the suprise that makes it special...

Back to topic: I was hilariously surprised by this
"You found my belabored daughter! I will tell Burz gro-Khash about your indentures! Take this. It has been passed in my family for many generators. Words cannot express my gratification for your help." spoken by a well dressed Orc who was just trying VERY VERY very hard. No I'm not telling you who said that until you show me yours. *UGH*
 

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bioshockedcriticjrr said:
CthulhuMessiah said:
"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys"
~Andrew Ryan, BioShock
amen to that shit. as tempting as it is to make a bioshock reference, I'm gonna have to go with:
"But mother, I already have something to occupy my time with."
"I meant something other than vaginas"
I loved that line. It was so out of place, but yet, perfect.

OT:
NPC: Would you like to look at the book? (ACII)
Side Character: I hate elevators. I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops... (L4D2)
Villain:
Protagonist: A minute is all I need. Wait... That came out wrong. (Also ACII)

And this one's a bit long:

Dr. Penelope Young: Patient Interview #39, July 29th. Patient's name is Edward Nigma. Mr. Nigma, tell us about your childhood.
Riddler: Miserable. Next?
Dr. Penelope Young: But I'm sure that's when your fascination in riddles began.
Riddler: Very well. My father hated me. He always called me a moron.
Dr. Penelope Young: I see.
Riddler: I was determined to prove him wrong. So I entered a contest at school. A $20 prize to the kid who can solve an almost impossible logic problem. And I won, of course.
Dr. Penelope Young: And did that please your father?
Riddler: Hardly. He was convinced that I had cheated. He kept yelling, "You must have cheated! Admit it, you moron, you cheated!" I swore to him that I didn't, and he hit me for lying.
Dr. Penelope Young: Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Riddler: Don't be. He was right.
(Batman: Arkham Asylum)
 

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Very tough call, but there's one eternally priceless line which comes to mind:

"Ooh... soft."
-- Zidane, Final Fantasy IX, you know which scene
 

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"Haha.... Writhe in my cage of torment, friend..."

Osmund Saddler, Resident Evil 4. Probably the -only- good line in the game
 

dicai

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Sammyjb17 said:
"Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies."

Said in a deep manly voice by a man with a rolling pin.

Awesome.
Psychonauts, a really underrated game.

Also, the people of Lungfishopolis

"He's impervious to bullets! And love..."
 

Dr. wonderful

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Lagao said:
"News flash big guy. You can wax on wax off all you like. I'm still kicking your ass."
...you bastard.

All Right, I have one:

What did the five finger say to the face? SLAP! Ultimate spider-man
 

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DarkRyter said:
"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."

Joshua motherfuckin Graham.
I never realized what a MASSIVE FUCKING LIAR Joshua was.

This isn't a line so much as an excerpt from "the survivalist's" journal entries in Honest Hearts. Manly tears. Every time.
Randall Dean Clark said:
Told them "The Father" was pleased by their kind natures and that it would be up to them to handle things on their own from now on, that I'd be silent but still watching and still caring.

Lying, then. Oh yes.

Lied to you, Char. And Alex. And Sylvie. Told you I'd be with you forever. But I wouldn't go back and unsay it once if I could.