Whats your favourite line from any game EVER?

[daunchy]

"Haha.... Writhe in my cage of torment, friend..."

Osmund Saddler, Resident Evil 4. Probably the -only- good line in the game

The only good line? Are you sure that line isn't small time?

 

[jvsulliv]

"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."

Elder Scolls, Shivering Isles

 

[MPerce]

G-Man from Half Life 2:
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

Also, anything from the Portal games.

 

[Fidelias]

The only one I can think of right now that hasn't been said;

"If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?"

-Scorch [Republic Commando]

Lots of Scorch's lines were priceless;

Fixer: Looks like a textbook perimeter defense of a Trando camp.
Scorch: Either that or the Wookiees have taken up landscaping.

Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... makes me feel alive.
Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.

Clone Advisor: You'll have to make your way through the nursery facilities of the citadel.
Scorch: Oh -- is that where they keep the baby Wookiees?
Clone Advisor: Negative. Baby wroshyr trees. This is the Wookiees' garden.
Scorch: Well, the garden's got a pest problem: Trandoshans.
Sev: You would prefer baby Wookiees?
Scorch: Not really. Too cute.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Disgaea 4 had alot of them. I wish I could remember what exactly Valvatorez told Emizel when he called him a pest, but eh. I'll just post one that I do remember.

Fuka: It's love! He's in love!

Emizel: You know, the more I think about it, the more I think you might be right!

Fenrich: Calm yourselves, you little bitches.

Fuka: Oh? Is Fen-Fen Tsundere for Valzy?

First time someone cursed in the game...kind of weird because there was a demon that had said 'biotches' earlier.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'NO! You are right. I have been like a child. Rash and arrogant, always rushing to undo my mistakes. But no more. I accept what I have done. And all that it implies. You hold no power over me now. Begone! Return to whatever dark hole spawned you, and do not trouble me again!'

'You say you love Filgaia!? You say you're not afraid to sacrifice your life for Filgaia!? Stop talkin' outta your behind! What the heck would you know about Filgaia!? What makes you 'love' it so much!? You haven't as much ventured outta Baskar and you say such big words...GIMME A BREAK!!'

'I am more than a robot!'

 

[Raika]

"The hardest person to know is yourself."

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

This scene also freaked me out as a child, but I still love it.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68mbFvenlaQ=]

 

[Berenzen]

Anything from Joker in Mass Effect 1 or 2

 

[Inhibitor-Alpha]

"...? Shit 'n' meatballs, I didn't think I'd be seein' your dumbass again!"

Good ol' Scooter from the Borderlands addon 'The Secret Armory of General Knoxx'.

 

[Stammer]

Red Alert 3. Tim Curry's "SPAYSSE!"


I just love how as he's saying this line he's laughing to himself like "Oh god this is the worst thing I've ever had to say in any game ever." And just the way he presents it is so golden.

 

[Zeema]

nah not really this is awesome
"I'm sure pissing off a ruthless warlord with a tribe of fanatically-devoted warriors was a good move. How could it not be? It was your idea."--Raul Tejada

 

[Ghoti]

"Haha.... Writhe in my cage of torment, friend..."

Osmund Saddler, Resident Evil 4. Probably the -only- good line in the game

The only good line? Are you sure that line isn't small time?

Ah, yes, who could forget the line so horrible that I actually run Leon up to the nearest cliff face and lob grenades at my feet until he dies as a form of punishment. I swear to god, when Leon was in "Protagonist Acadamy" he skipped out on every single one of his "Heroic One-Liner" classes...

 

[Erin Wright]

"Monkey see, monkey go blow shit up!" said by Dempsy in COD I believe.

 

[Creator002]

From Call of Duty: World at War.

You: *struggles to get up*
German soldier: "Nein!" *smacks you in the face with a rifle butt*

Didn't help that I was watching with a friend. We cracked up.

 

[evilneko]

Damn young 'uns. No mention of being eaten by a grue yet.

But how 'bout...

"Another visitor.... stay a while. Staaaaay foreveerrrr!"

Cookie if you can guess the game.

 

[basm321]

"I'm different."

Portal 2, little robot turret on conveyor belt.

 

[Ethan Asia]

'Are they gonna kill us, sarge?'

Napoleon: Total War.