What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?

[Blackjack 222]

"'I'm not a fanboy' Yes you are!"

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

i see a pattern emerging here, does the square peg fit in the round hole? No? Maybe the square one does.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

"Yahtzee, you charismatic stallion"

 

[Squirrel1328]

"That brings me to Nintendo! Oh hello again Nintendo, I almost didn't recognize you with all that casual gamer semen crusting around your mouth. What's that? Four new Mario games? Oh what's the matter? Your cool new mainstream friends starting to get bored and you somehow remembered that you're a video game company, not Fisher Price"

 

[BlackWitch0]

"... but if more than a minute passes without a dude and a murder you're not playing it right." -Painkiller

 

[F-I-D-O]

Your gun is, of course, your best friend
On which you must always depend
If you get into fights
You can look down the sights
And bullets'll come out of the end

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

Pretty sure it's Alone in the Dark, dude.

Just watched it, and it is the Splosion man part of 2.5D hoedown.

 

[Spygon]

"on the second his spine snapped neatly in half ha! teach him to tell me what to do but then a little message came up that my moral had gone down no it fucking hadn't Red Faction Guerrilla now get out of the way so i can break all your stuff"

 

[dlawnro]

"As the leper once said to his mistress, 'Where's the point!?'"

 

[mubobi7593]

Something that was along the lines of,
"But I guess the number of gang-banger dicks you've ripped off is something you would want to keep track of. If you BUFFALO FUC*ING BILL."

 

[Vancifer]

Why?


Fucked if I know!

 

[Arkvoodle]

"The answer is my left hand on Sunday nights."

 

[AvsJoe]

Hard to pick just one.

"You stuck your dick in it!"
"Chain link fence made of tigers"
"Noooooooooooooooo"
"made of... chocolate"
"Yes you are"
"Shurikens and lightning!"

 

[Hayate_GT]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN!"

yea i think this is the one 4 me too...what review is this from again?

 

[eggy32]

We need better ideas, like cyberspace... or a controller made of fruit.

And ving Rames is there going "Nintendo NOOOOOOOOO"

 

[ShadowKatt]

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

Which one did that one come from? I don't remember that. It's so totally epic, I must see it!

 

[Jaranja]

A lot of these are rubbish. Here's the best:

"FUCKING HELL, DID YOU SEE THAT? I HAVE MACHISMO SQUIRTING OUT OF MY NIPPLES OVER HERE. I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"

 

[MikailCaboose]

*CLAP CLAP* OI!

Yes, this definitely. Just, what video was it from again?
Then it's "muh-mor-puh-guh". That's classic.

 

[AldirTK]

"I'M AN ASSASSIN! Shhhh"

 

[Pariah87]

"It's like my right hand on a Sunday evening, how's that? You ask. Well it beats the fuck out of me!"

 

[eggy32]

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

Which one did that one come from? I don't remember that. It's so totally epic, I must see it!

halo wars.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

"You know girls, those mysterious creatures you see on the bus and have their own bathrooms, and spray stingy liquid in your face if you get too close"

which one was that from?

and "this game seeks to enthrall with a high octane brawl, but its a game about war which we've all seen before and like the title adds FUCK ALL"