try not to stammer... it rarely works if i actually have to talk.
otherwise, skank if there's music.
otherwise, skank if there's music.
What's your flirt tactic?
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This genuinely made me laugh out loud, always nice to know im not alone. I'm 21 and encounters with women over the years have been few and far between. If i don't go out and bang more women now it will be too late!RAKtheUndead said:
If it can even be called flirting my method usually involves befriending someone. It's not going to lead to any quick hookups, but the way I see it it's a pretty good way of inevitably finding yourself in a good, stable relationship. Just be yourself and go make friends.
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Out of interest how would any other sexuality be easier in your case than heterosexuality? If you were homo/bisexual then you would still need romance and flirting just the same, and other than that all your other possible choices are illegal or inanimate objects.RAKtheUndead said:
OT: I just kinda act like I would to a normal friend, I'm not really the greatest socialiser on Earth so I'm no good at any fancy tactics, just plain ol' honesty for me.
I'd just talk to them. I can't flirt/ read body language to save my life, so I have to resort to getting to know people and then risking it.
But in this scenario, I'd probably wait until they were talking with my one of my friends/ people I know and they know me, then casually introduce myself.
But in this scenario, I'd probably wait until they were talking with my one of my friends/ people I know and they know me, then casually introduce myself.
"Ay how you doin' lil mama, le'me whisper in ya ear; tell you somethin' that ya might like to hear"
The rest is history.
The rest is history.
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OT: I'm not sure anyone really has a "tactic" it just kind of happens....
"Lettuce be cereal. I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics. I've had a crush on you for years. But elbows to pointy... 6/10 AT BEST..."
Works... everytime... =)
*trollface*
Works... everytime... =)
*trollface*
Wait for them to talk to me, smile a lot, look down and to the left and maybe make more contact than usual.
Mostly though, I tend to flirt by accident. It just sort of happens, so I couldn't really tell you my "technique" as it were.
Mostly though, I tend to flirt by accident. It just sort of happens, so I couldn't really tell you my "technique" as it were.
I'm the same, for the most part. I instantly 'take' to some people, and they get to experience me straight away, but most of the time I can be likened to a wallflower who only ever seems to pipe up with sarcastic comments. <<;SilverJin02 said:
Step 1: Wear Star Wars boxers.
Step 2: Feel like a winner[footnote]Optional[/footnote]
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Sexytimes. Bow chicka roger-roger.
Step 2: Feel like a winner[footnote]Optional[/footnote]
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Sexytimes. Bow chicka roger-roger.
I gargle a bottle of my most potent flirting pheromones and casually sneeze in the face of my intended target. I have to be careful though, if I accidentally get some pheromones on the competition, it will drive them into an uncontrollable rage. Awkward to say the least.
Depends on my mood and circumstance, I may take up a conversation and playfully flirt and tease, usually works well. Sometimes I just walk up to her and be upfront as possible.
Oh god...you're that guy I had sex with? Oh this is awkward. I just heard Intercourse and got a raging hard on!SonofaJohannes said: