What's your flirt tactic?

[JoJo]

I don't. I'm a gutless, spineless man, with absolutely no knowledge on how to flirt. If I tried, it would be so horribly creepy that I might actually be arrested for it. I am so hopeless at romance that I consider it a punishment for me to have been born heterosexual.

Out of interest how would any other sexuality be easier in your case than heterosexuality? If you were homo/bisexual then you would still need romance and flirting just the same, and other than that all your other possible choices are illegal or inanimate objects.

Asexuality would be easier. An easier justification for the fact that I'm pathetic with women, no crippling sexual urges, and all I'd need then is something to kill the longing for companionship and all of those other emotional crutches and I'd multiply my personal efficiency by such an absurd factor that it would demonstrate my heterosexuality to be the burden that it is.

I suppose that makes sense, though there's so many wacky and weird people out there that I'm sure there's some woman somewhere who would accept you. Asexuality sounds boring, I can't imagine not being interested in anything that way.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Me: They don't have those where I'm from

Girl: Where are you from?

Me: I'm from ____

Girl: Really? I hear it's nice there!

Me: It can be, but I'd much rather be here. The people here are nicer

Girl: Are they?

Me: Especially the ones (Insert place I am currently in here)

It works believe it or not. After that conversation I suggest a place where we can talk some more, and there you have it.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I have neither the social skills nor confidence to flirt with, let alone talk to females (that aren't significantly older than me or are part of my family. And no, I would never flirt with family). No doubt the lady I'd "flirt" with would see me as a creep or a stalker of some sort, rush to the aid of other bigger, stronger dudes and they would kill me at her command.

I would rather play it safe and not even acknowledge her existence, even if she were to give me inviting signs.

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

I... have only asked out one girl. So I don't have much of a tactic. I'm fine just talking, but I only asked out the before mentioned one girl, and that was after debating for weeks. Maybe I should just try to be more subtle instead of straight out asking. I'm interested in one girl right now, but we met last week, in one of my classes, and I haven't had a long conversation.

 

[Nudu]

I hang around high school catinas and stare at girls. If I like them I break into their room at night and watch them sleep. I got that one off Twilight.

Another thing I do is hit on everything on the internet I suspect may have boobs. Especially on websites unrelated to dating. And xbox live.

Success has been limited for both tactics, but you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again.

Hide in the corner and avoid eye contact at all costs.

Why, hello there!

Stand in the corner knitting.

How you doin'?

Wait for them to talk to me, smile a lot, look down and to the left and maybe make more contact than usual.

Mostly though, I tend to flirt by accident. It just sort of happens, so I couldn't really tell you my "technique" as it were.

So...What are you doing tonight?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

People are like fucking cats, the more you don't want them anywhere fucking near you, the more likely they are to come over and never fuck off.

That is my flirt tactic. I have been doing it accidentally for years.

 

[Johnny Impact]

I could just hit the Quote button for about 2/3 of what's here.

I don't flirt. If I see a woman is good-looking, I immediately turn away and pay attention to something else. I don't look at her, or talk to her, nothing. I will do everything to stay out of her way except actually cease to exist.

To me, "gorgeous" means all of the following: she can do way better than a schlub like me; she knows it; she gets approached constantly by guys way more attractive than I could ever be; she is already attached to a well-tanned football player type; said football player is inevitably nearby watching her like a hawk for signs of infidelity; she would consider any form of interaction with me as a waste of her time, and an insult the football player might decide to seek redress for.

I'm a fairly large fellow but none of it is muscle. Even if I were the poaching type, which I'm not, I don't fancy my chances against Captain Quarterback. My tactic is to submit totally to the alpha male and hope he doesn't decide to stomp me out of pure spite. This is why I don't go to parties.

Call it cowardice if you like, but honestly, I don't find women who fit society's standard for physical beauty to be very attractive. The bad bleach job, the overly tight, impractical clothing, the almost inevitable vanity, to me it's all kind of meh. For the reasons I listed above, a woman like that would be a very bad match for me.

 

[Focksbot]

People are like fucking cats--

a cat is fine too

People are like fucking cats, the more you don't want them anywhere fucking near you, the more likely they are to come over and never fuck off.

That is my flirt tactic. I have been doing it accidentally for years.

Again, people want what they can't have. That's why it works.

 

[Kodachi]

I convince myself I have absolutely no sexual interest in the person (which is usually pretty easy for a misanthropic cynical fella =D). Then just pick a topic, talk about it, pick another topic, repeat until I can't stand her anymore or I marry her.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'm a happy go lucky kinda guy. I consider myself lucky in love. Even though it's never worked out well. I have no problem in getting women, but keeping them is a whole different problem.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I hang around high school catinas and stare at girls. If I like them I break into their room at night and watch them sleep. I got that one off Twilight.

Wait for them to talk to me, smile a lot, look down and to the left and maybe make more contact than usual.

Mostly though, I tend to flirt by accident. It just sort of happens, so I couldn't really tell you my "technique" as it were.

So...What are you doing tonight?

Waiting for my boyfriend to get on Facebook so I can talk to him about visiting. He lives in Cardiff so... Yeah.

I was amused by your Twilight joke though. Thank you for that.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Act like a don't know anything about Canadian stuff or what the different words mean.
(check my username)

 

[Rule Britannia]

I'm british and I live in Canada, my general tactic is to not understand Canadian/American words. works very efficiently...until I meet another British chick :S...It's happened

 

[Nudu]

I hang around high school catinas and stare at girls. If I like them I break into their room at night and watch them sleep. I got that one off Twilight.

Wait for them to talk to me, smile a lot, look down and to the left and maybe make more contact than usual.

Mostly though, I tend to flirt by accident. It just sort of happens, so I couldn't really tell you my "technique" as it were.

So...What are you doing tonight?

Waiting for my boyfriend to get on Facebook so I can talk to him about visiting. He lives in Cardiff so... Yeah.

I was amused by your Twilight joke though. Thank you for that.

I was joking. Sorry if I wasn't obvious enough.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I sit home and wait for her to come to me, because I'm spineless coward when it comes to females that I don't know.

 

[Kodachi]

I'm a happy go lucky kinda guy. I consider myself lucky in love.

You sir, appear to be my exact opposite, or nemesis if you will. We shall duel at sunrise!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

So this gorgeous girl / guy just walked in (By "in", I'm most likely referring to a stable environment of which you can instigate conversation, and no, not your home because that would instead be invasive, unless of course you were having a party etc), how do you go about instigating conversation with the person and what do you usually do to find success depending on what you were looking for in the first place, be it a relationship or fling.

Grab club, hit her on the head, bring her to cave.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Keep making eye contact from across the room while doing naughty things with inanimate objects all while pretending I don't even know I'm doing them. And continue until said guy comes over.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I don't flirt (mainly because I just don't try to form romantic relationships, period). But I am able to carry a conversation, so there is never any awkward silence unless we both want them there, and I can talk about almost anything, so I can normally find some common ground.

 

[Kodachi]

Keep making eye contact from across the room while doing naughty things with inanimate objects all while pretending I don't even know I'm doing them. And continue until said guy comes over.

Soooo not fair... I wanna do that too, well successfully anyways.