What's your "kill quip"

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Yegargeburble

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I remember killing the preacher guy in Megaton and saying "He died as he lived: screaming in a pool of irradiated water."

Other than that, I limit it to "Headshot, *****." or just "Boom."
 

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Any profanities or bitchin coming from me while playing isnt actually typed..lol
I do type " |,,/ " after taking down some cocky camper, finishing the map or just doing something awesome.
 

Chechosaurus

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It depends. When I'm playing against friends in local I tend to say something like...
"You know what you and the Salamander Bis have in common? You both taste like shit. OH!"
 

Baldry

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I don't have one...Wish I did...I guess I could go with...
"Another joins the damned"
Or
"1 kill, 2 kill, 3 kill...."
But I just realised whenever I played Dead rising I'd say some sort of one liner when ever killing using certain weapons
 

NotAPie

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"Durr..hurrdurrehdurr..."
That's usually when I'm bored though, when I'm really into the game I say things like
"YEAH *****!"
However I never say that on the microphone.
 

Nerdfury

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I can't be bothered looking through nine pages, but I'll assume 99% of these aren't classics like mine:

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"

"I have come here to kick ass... and chew bubble gum. And I am all OUTTA gum!" That's the They Live version, not the Duke Nukem, by the by.

"Out, out, damn spot!"

[singing, in a gravely voice] "Strangers in the night.. exchanging glances"
 

Wadders

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"how d'ya like me now prick?!"

Or sometimes a simple, "eat it, ****" will suffice. Not over mic though, I'm too polite for that. I'll only gloat when playing mates on split screen, or over Ventrilo. I'm even more foul mouthed when gaming than I am in real life. Especially when playing Mario Kart and/ or MW2.
 

SwimmingRock

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In both gaming and RL, my favourite line is:"Put that in your cookie and crumble it!"
It's from an old add with the Keebler elves. Some baseball player hits a chocolate chip into a cookie. I don't remember what crumbling had to do with it, but I always thought it was a brilliant smack-talk line; mainly because the other person is usually too confused or amused to get angry about it. I try to keep things friendly even if I'm mercilessly butchering.
 

Gincairn

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I've had a couple over the years

In squad based games it normally just "1 down, 2 down" etc

If someone has been beating the crap out of me and I manage to pull off a last minute revenge kill i tend to say "You sir, May suck mah nuggets!" it's the one i've been using more and more frequently (quite concerning actually)

In some of the older game I used to have a clip from All about the Pentiums by Weird Al "Play me online and you know that i'll beat you, if I ever meet you i'll control-alt-delete you."

After playing a lot of borderlands i've found myself saying "Hey-Ooh" a lot too.
 

FolkLikePanda

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"Tallyho my jolly good ol' chap"
or
"TAKE THAT YOU CHEAP ARSE CHEATING HEADSHOOTING NUKE WANTING PIECE OF SHIT"
or
"Get in!"
 

blobby218

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mine is "oooohh who's a big man now then? mabye if i wasn't killing you so much you might've grown up to see your balls drop!"
 

T-Bone24

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I don't know why, but when I'm on a killing spree as Heavy in TF2 (which is all the time, amirite), I get the odd compulsion to start shouting "MOAR DAKKA".