I love kill quips. But they usually change depending on situation.
All but headshots at least. Which is always, "Where'd your head go, mate!?"
All but headshots at least. Which is always, "Where'd your head go, mate!?"
What's your "kill quip"
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My only consistent quip is when I get the drop on someone and manage to kill them before they fully realized what happened. At those points, I love to exclaim "Hello! I am Lindsay Lohan!" which is just another one in the long line of obscure references occuring in this thread.
I'd have to say it revolves around the person. I don't have a one-liner. I feel boring. I usually just yell vulgar shit into the open air.
Like in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, someone gets the smash ball, I usually just repeat "Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you." until it's over. And say "Fuck you." when I kill someone. Rather bland, but I usually yell for fun.
Like in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, someone gets the smash ball, I usually just repeat "Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you." until it's over. And say "Fuck you." when I kill someone. Rather bland, but I usually yell for fun.
I smirk and keep playing, they just got killed, they know that I beat them. Nothing more to add really.
I usually apologize to them.
Because for some reason that really gets people upset when you say "oops, my bad" after you kill them.
Because for some reason that really gets people upset when you say "oops, my bad" after you kill them.
depends... when someone is being cocky and i start killing them over and over, i usually will say something like "Doesn't Matter who you think you are... your face is still a bullet salad."
i say it with a completely uninterested tone, as if to say i am bored of their lack of skill...
otherwise i just laugh like an insane person.
i say it with a completely uninterested tone, as if to say i am bored of their lack of skill...
otherwise i just laugh like an insane person.
The first time I get a nuke, I plan to shout into my mike:
"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!"
Why yes, I do read Order of the Stick, however did you guess?
"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!"
Why yes, I do read Order of the Stick, however did you guess?
Mine aren't particularly imaginative, I just say them without really noticing.
"Eat it." being the most common. Other times I simply say "in the face." Sometimes I'll just go around a map saying stuff like "Got that one, that one, and i'm gonna... aah.. hmmm... yep, got him too."
"Eat it." being the most common. Other times I simply say "in the face." Sometimes I'll just go around a map saying stuff like "Got that one, that one, and i'm gonna... aah.. hmmm... yep, got him too."
I usually say "Thanks for coming bye now!".
Lately I've been using "*A* for effort, *F* for total FAIL"
Lately I've been using "*A* for effort, *F* for total FAIL"
When sniping the first kill merits, "be polite", the second one , "be efficient", and the third one "have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Any other headshot is just a "boom headshot" In my best impression of the sniper.
Choppagunner ownage is me "reaping a red harvest" they just fall like fields of wheat.
"is lag always the scapegoat for your inadequecies or do you cycle through them"
An insanely lucky kill from their almost impossible stupidity earns them derrisive laughter. In search i just mock them when i have the time.
"Hey mr sniper, getting some headshots? Pretty cool i guess, mind if i stab this knife in your back? You dont? Why thank you.
A granade multikill is "KABOOOM" courtesy of the demoman (yes i like TF2)
Choppagunner ownage is me "reaping a red harvest" they just fall like fields of wheat.
"is lag always the scapegoat for your inadequecies or do you cycle through them"
An insanely lucky kill from their almost impossible stupidity earns them derrisive laughter. In search i just mock them when i have the time.
"Hey mr sniper, getting some headshots? Pretty cool i guess, mind if i stab this knife in your back? You dont? Why thank you.
A granade multikill is "KABOOOM" courtesy of the demoman (yes i like TF2)
I know, i know.Delusibeta said:
"boom... head shot!" for sniper kills
in one game of MW2 i got a kill/death of 38/2 and i couldent believe it ( usually get 4/10 )
so whenever i killed someone, i just said "hah" to myself
in one game of MW2 i got a kill/death of 38/2 and i couldent believe it ( usually get 4/10 )
so whenever i killed someone, i just said "hah" to myself
