What's your "kill quip"

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Dr. Dice Lord

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I don't really think about it. But I've noticed after shotgunning someone down I have a tendency to instruct them to "Sit down."
 

Joey245

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Whenever I kill a Large Body in a Kingdom Hearts game (those fat heartless)

"(German accent) You died as you lived: Morbidly obese!"
 

Shjade

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Short answer: no.

Long answer: sometimes. If the circumstances are conducive to a remark I'll usually come up with one on the spot, but I don't use a static one-liner. That'd just be dull and obnoxious.

Example: necessary context -I was teasing a friend of mine in L4D2 about being in the SC2 beta which he's been hoping to get into since it started (and still isn't D:) by mentioning random things were "beta features." Proper molotov usage is a beta feature, for instance, as are headshots from the hip. Just poking now and then. The pinnacle of this joke came on the first map of Swamp Fever, however, when I caught going the very wrong way around to the ferry switch with a charger and took not one but two members of their team to their watery graves with one charge.

Their team: WTF JUST HAPPENED?
Me: Double-kill is a beta feature.

Raging ensues.

Simpler example: playing a 2v1 game of versus in L4D2 my run in Hard Rain 3 was abruptly ended by being charged off the building after the elevator. Couldn't avoid it, and since I was dead that was the end of the round - the 3 bots don't go on without a player. So on my turn to be infected I of course set up at the same spot to try to get at least one of them the way they'd gotten me. One of the two of them says that I won't get them there. Never happen.

He is, of course, the one I charge and kill.

"You were saying?"

And so forth. I don't like tag-lines that are always the same; you have to tailor them to suit the situation for maximum effect.
 

One of Many

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MellowFellow said:
I think these are the best one liners to say to someone after you kill them.

Good gods that was funny!

Now, on topic, I usually shout one of my battle cries.

"For the Emperor!"
"Burn the Heretic!" (for the molotovs in L4D2)
"Kill the Mutant!"
"Purge the Unclean!"


And yes, their from Warhammer 40k.
 

Danpascooch

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One of Many said:
MellowFellow said:
I think these are the best one liners to say to someone after you kill them.

Good gods that was funny!

Now, on topic, I usually shout one of my battle cries.

"For the Emperor!"
"Burn the Heretic!" (for the molotovs in L4D2)
"Kill the Mutant!"
"Purge the Unclean!"


And yes, their from Warhammer 40k.

"Would you hold these bullets for me? IN YOUR GUT!" is SO win
 

Au Naturel.

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Terramax said:
Not when I kill something, but when an enemy runs away, I always shout "Run, *****!"

I love shouting it at the gorillas in Tomb Raider.
I love you for your avatar <3. Ghost in the Shell <3.
 

MellowFellow

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danpascooch said:
One of Many said:
MellowFellow said:
I think these are the best one liners to say to someone after you kill them.

Good gods that was funny!

Now, on topic, I usually shout one of my battle cries.

"For the Emperor!"
"Burn the Heretic!" (for the molotovs in L4D2)
"Kill the Mutant!"
"Purge the Unclean!"


And yes, their from Warhammer 40k.

"Would you hold these bullets for me? IN YOUR GUT!" is SO win
How you like them apples? By apples I mean bullets. How you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears? These Nuts!

That is my favorite one.
 

nicholaxxx

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if my friend has time to teabag, he usually says 'I poops on you!!" his ID? i_poopz_on_u

I usually say either 'drink your ovaltine *****!'.
Or if I've killed them a lot (or am on a roll against their team) I say (in the style of bobby lee) 'where is your game? it not here!'
 

KarumaK

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We know you have a lot of options for your horrible death needs and we thank you for going with us.
 

Stone Wera

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"Put THAT in you bong and smoke it" (revenge)
"I've got a rifle, two mags, a grenade, and a will to live... Bring it on." (feeling cocky)
"I just scored me an 8 pointer!" (snipe)

Are some of my favorites.
 

DJude

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I'll hardly ever say anything beyond "Hah...", "Yeahhh!", or "HaHa! Pop go the butsy on the left-hand side!" (cookie for reference)
Except this one time that it was on one of the Battlefield games, there was this sniper that no one knew where he was, no one but me, he was camping at the top of this tower thing in the middle of the map and as i got up to the top and was sneaking up behind him he muttered "It's fucking madness down there..." to which the only appropriate response to something dealing with madness is "Madness? THIS, IS, SPARTAAA!!" so, of course, i yelled that at him, he turned around, and i blasted him off the tower :D
me, him, and one other guy were laughing our arses off after that

so yeah, if theres a perfect set up for something like that i'll say something but more often to not i won't...
 

MissGinaKid

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"Thats what you get for messing with me *****."
I've never actually said that beacuse i'm so quiet when i play games but i always have wanted to say that at the right moement.