What's your "kill quip"

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

I used to play Team Fortress Classic as "Zombie Wilford Brimley" back in the day when I had a decent gaming PC and not this piddly little laptop. I didn't really have a quip per se, but I had a macro bound to a key for when I sniped people to death. It said "DIABEETUS".

It was especially funny when I got on a roll and people got madder and madder. "STOP SAYING DIABEETUS, FUCKER!"

 

[Macgyvercas]

Quip 1
Bad Guy: I can't be killed! I HAVE INVINCIBILITY!
*headshot*
Me: It just got revoked!

(Yes I stole that from Lethal Weapon)
Quip 2
Me: Eat lead, jerkface!

 

[BlackndEclipse]

OH YEAH (with the same voice as the cool-aid guy)

 

[Dudemeister]

This one time in MW2, I shouted "Ice to see you!" and stabbed a guy in the head.
It had nothing to do with the game or how I attacked him or anything but it was really funny at the time.

 

[BlackndEclipse]

I guess it was the Noid who should've avoided me.

pure genius

 

[Volafortis]

Whenever I kill someone in melee on any game I pull out the Full Life Consequences line:

"I need to kill fast, and bullets too slow!"

Damn, this was one of the last things I ever expected to be ninja'd on.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Haha! Eat my bullets you *****!

 

[Spygon]

I normally say if its a huge boss fight and its been a real battle in a action adventure game "and the big guy goes down" in a boxing commentor voice.

Sometimes if someone does something and makes a mistake etc trys to use close range a close range noob tube only to miss me that i normally stab them in the head for it. (yes i hate noob tubes at close range and will punish anybody who uses them like that)

I often say

"owww... unlucky"

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Now, what have we learned?"

 

[Jim From Accounting]

KHHHAAANNN!!!!!

 

[Treblaine]

Mostly quips from Evil Dead series:


"THIS! ...is my BOOM-stick!"

"Groovy"

"Hail to the King, baby"

And my favourite, yell into the mic as loud as you can "WHOOOOO'S LAUUUUGHING NAAAAOOOOOW!!!! AAHHH HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAHHH!!!"

 

[Treblaine]

sorry, double post

 

[AdeptGamer]

"Boom goes the dynamite"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

 

[vallorn]

when I melee kill someone in FPS I tend to say [creepy voice] om nom nom your spine is delicious[/creepy voice] this tends to scare the s*** out of the opposition and they tend to hide near their spawn for the rest of the game. psycological warfare foor thASSUMIG DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[Kinichie]

Not very epic, or funny, but it works so well for me. Especially in Company of Heroes or a FPS.

"Right... NEXT!"

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I usely just say:" Thank you, come again" With an indian accent.

Cant remember why :/

Definately not from the Simpsons or anything

OT: I wouldn't really know what I say, because I tend to just blurt out with pure bullshittery (yes it's a word... IT IS, ALLRIGHT?! Don't burst my bubble D:< ), and I even confuse myself regularly with whatever I might have just said. I am a strange person like that.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

On Borderlands,when I snipe someone I usually say:
"Target eliminated"

 

[Tattaglia]

"You've been killed. Forever."

Say it clumsily.

You...have been...killed forever?

More emphasis on the "You" and you have it.

 

[Cgull]

Being the mighty coward that I am, the closest I have to a kill quip is saying 'Run away run away run away' very fast to avoid the angry respawned gamer that will usually return to the scene with a rocket launcher and bad intentions.