What's your "kill quip"

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Musclepunch

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SeanTheSheep said:
I usually go with "Oh, sorry, I thought you could dodge bullets. My bad"
And if I get killed then I usually say something say "Ow! That hurt" and then set out on a path for revenge which fails multiple times.

Musclepunch said:
I usually just say take that you b4stard, in a really deep sinister way, I also say you b4stard when I get killed repeatedly.
How do you pronounce the 4?
Swap the 4 with A
 

PixelKing

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I cheer and shout "Thank you, I'll be here all week."

EDIT: I sometimes say "Hell-Hotel has one spac-[Gets the kill]make that 0 spaces." Thats for friends only though.
 

Sparrow

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On this odd occasion I do get a kill, it's usually something like "Holy crap!"
 

TheGameXXVII

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"whats the same between you and Jane Austin?
you're both dead women"

"here's a touching story, once upon a time i killed you and i lived happily ever after.
the end"

(i usually say this when i kill this fat guy who hangs around with us at school and plays COD on Xbox live"

"heres to you *insertgamertag/name*, you fought hard and died a virgin."

gotta love TF2 domination taunts.
 

Boba Frag

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Usually I'm getting killed way more than I'm actually killing people in multiplayer games, but when I do get my second wind...

I usually grin through gritted teeth and hiss "Yesssss- take that you sonuvabitch!"

If I'm being calm and professional with a sniper class I go for a "Xray/ tango down"

Mostly I just scream my head off :p

Bst quips ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vUfBOdSmBU&feature=related
 

Contun

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"Hey __________, ....look behind you." *STAB*

"Sit down."
[small][sub]I try not to do this one too much, it's probably the most obnoxious and rude...[/sub][/small]

"Hey there."

"Ahahaha, GET SOME!"


Sometimes I just make random sound effects. It's pretty silly when you get stabbed in the back by someone who just squealed like a pig...
 

KimberlyGoreHound

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I don't trash talk, nor do I exclaim. I'm a very laid back gamer, and the most I'll utter is a simple "fuckin' A".

Edit: 'C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER' was fucking brilliant. If I had thought of it, I would've listed that.
 

UFriday

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Killing is my business, gentleman..
And business is good!

Cliched, I know...

Oh yes, and once I was playing versus in left 4 dead 2 in dead center. It was the first level, and I was a jockey, waiting to ambush the survivors in a room. I just suddenly died. Behind me was my best friend with an axe. He had come in from the window, and he suddenly yelled,'I'm a fireman!'
Damn funny.
 

CrashTestZombie

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I have too many Left 4 Dead puns:

Smoker: "Smoking kills!"

Hunter: "You just got hunted down!"

Boomer: "And boom goes the dynamite!"

Pipe bomb: "Hey zombies, pipe down!"

Molotov: "It's time to get fired up!"
>"I'm on fire, baby (no, literally, I accidentally burned myself. Give me your medkit)!"

Charger: "You just got charged with battery!"
 

Deadlock Radium

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In CoD4, if I kill someone, I usually shout "*****!" or "BITCHES!"
If I kill them with a grenade on the other hand, I yell "BOOM!"
 

JLML

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If playing LoL/DotA or anything like that: YAY! I'M A GOD!!! (for some reason I always become godlike/legendary =P)

If playing some FPS game: 1 shot, 1 kill.