What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[Blitzkrieg64]

"You guys can call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce!"

 

[Mr. Omega]

Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you to death. *BLAM/STAB/KILL!*

 

[Godhead]

"It's ok guys, only a minor setback." *to team that is being raped*

 

[Tanis]

Me:
Hey, are you gay?

Friend:
Uh...no?

Me:
Then I guess you're not gonna like all the tea bagging then...

 

[MrGalactus]

KAAAPPLLAAAAWWWW!!!

 

[Wraithsight]

I do so love shouting "You just got MalOWNED", mainly because it bears no relationship to my name or gamercard.

 

[Charli]

Being female and (posh-ish sounding)British. Simply the phrase:

"Time to die." Is enough to make my opponents falter 9/10 times.

 

[King Toasty]

I use it for Prototype.

 

[King Toasty]

Alternatively, I use, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Then I wait.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I tend to make things up on the fly. Usually involving killing people in the face, and murdering dudes. It's difficult to come up with things when my flatmates refuse to play Halo against me. Although the MW2 games end up fairly balanced (and L4D is always hilarious), and allow for much exchange of banter.
Typically shit lines (from various games) include:
"I lost my claymore... *boom* There it is"
"It's like Rock,Paper,Scissors. Only Tank beats everything!"
"Zombies! So many zombies! And... now they're on fire. Who thought that was a good idea?"
"I'm in ur base murdering ur doodz!"

The whole "murdering dudes" thing stuck with me from the ZP of Painkiller. I use it a lot...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Alternatively, I use, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Then I wait.

Always a fun one to use. Especially if you're sniping, as everyone stops moving for a second.
"What?"
Headshots become insanely easy to pick up in their multitudes at that point.

"Head go 'splode!"

And if I die:
"But I was using that face/lung/spine!" (dependant on hit area)

 

[Tdc2182]

Usually I go with the tried and true "Get pooped on" or the ever classic "Get Shit on"

Depends on my mood.

 

[katsumoto03]

"You just got Sarge'd!"

 

[Gudrests]

"BOOM HEADSHOT" ....what...everyone runs faster with a knife

 

[LittleChone]

Let's dance with the devil on a pail moonlight. *****.

 

[jameskillalot]

come I will give you cupcakes... IT'S A TRAP

 

[Saucycarpdog]

It's the Saucycarpdog here keeping you up 24/7, bark bark!!!

 

[Shockolate]

"You called down the thunder!"

Yes, I stole it from the Starcraft ghost. It was my favorite unit."Now deal with it."

Yay references.