What's YOUR online one-Liner?

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SpireOfFire

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"BOOSH!!!"

-The Xtacles, Frisky Dingo, Adult Swim (Cartoon Network)

i cant believe that show isnt more popular.
 

y1fella

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after they say "dammit where did he come from!"
i put on my Cheesy B movie Kung Fu accent and say "I come from everywhere and nowhere".
 

Yokai

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The remarkably uncreative "EAT IT, PUNK."

It gets the point across without me having to flounder about halfway through an actually witty one-liner and then look like a moron.
 

VelvetHorror

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As for a specific one liner for the situation provided, it'd probably be quoting Vegeta, saying "Welcome to the end of your life, and I promise you it's going to hurt."

For everyday one-liners, one time when I was playing MW2 online, the enemy team was about to take a part of the map to flank us. I ran in with my Spas, going "One does not simply walk into Mordor!". Needless to say, they didn't take that part of the map.

Also when I snipe, I tend to go "Quack!" after every sniper kill. Reliving the good old Duck Hunt days. If I'm playing with a group of friends, I tend to say "Hey(insert name" before taking them out with a headshot.
 

thealmightykain

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I'm a big fan of Koei's Dynasty & Samurai Warriors series so I usually just quote one of the characters' uber-hammy victory lines or True Musou attack phrases (imitating their voice as closely as possible, which I'm actually rather good at).

Things like Kanetsugu Naoe's "I have slain another in the name of justice!", or Xiahou Dun's "Just another victim," when I'm feeling ridiculous.

If I'm really owning the fights I inevitably end up quoting Lu Bu ("Can no one provide me with a decent challenge!?") or more likely Nobunaga Oda's epic emotionless drawl, "It's. . . . . . . . just. . . . . . that. . . . . . simple," or angry yell, "You dare to oppose me!? Then you dare to die!"

In the unlikely event I get a headshot (I don't play alot of shooters that often. . . or well): "Boom! Headshot."
 

Madara XIII

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In Metal Gear Online I like to say silly things

"Booshwa Fuckers!!!! Lead Sandwiches for everyone!!!"

"HEADSHOT! Fgt Done ate my bullet!!"

"Hello, I'll be your designated ass kicker tonight."

Or anywhere else



"Don't Fear Death. FEAR ME!!"
 

Dfskelleton

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y1fella said:
after they say "dammit where did he come from!"
i put on my Cheesy B movie Kung Fu accent and say "I come from everywhere and nowhere".
Good one, but I usually say:
"Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much, they give each other a speical hug, then the mommy has a baby!"
 

shadow741

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Dango said:
"I'm like Australia in a game of Risk; you'll never see me coming..."
Well I'm the spanish inquisition, you NEVER expect me. OT: "Shut up" I always say that to people for no reason.