What's your pornstar name?

[Mister Benoit]

The sperminator.

My dad called himself this after he told me and my sister that our step-mother was pregnant :/

I <3 your avatar =p

I'm KiKi Beaubien.

This name is concerning >.>

 

[DSK-]

I would dub thyself Thomas Bakewell.

 

[FamoFunk]

Rio Mountain View.

Err.. I'm not going to be a very good Porn star.

 

[CyanideWolf]

Bruce Bedford
I can live with it

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

Woody Everhard.

 

[Paul Toth]

oh sweet jeebus im john shepard

let me spray my milky ways on your venus

 

[The Stonker]

I'm Tarzan Avenue, here to swing your ropes.

*BOWCHIKABOWWOW*

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Skippy Slipwhistle.

I'm definitely a gay pornstar.

 

[scorptatious]

Nike Marketta?

Weird name but okay.

 

[ToxicOranges]

Wendy Kendal.

Isn't it fun having a female first pet, and you live on a country lane :/

 

[UltraDeth]

Lulu Grove Green...and I'm a guy!

 

[Nuclear Pancake]

Chewy Baileywood

Yea I like it.

 

[The Funslinger]

Rock Whynburn

Nice.

I'll include my friend's, too: Daisy Springfield. He is male.

 

[Spookimitsu]

Saint Carmine.

 

[ScoopMeister]

Winston King, or King Winston.
My first pet was a hamster called Winny Winston, a street I've lived on was King's Road.

 

[Lord Merik]

Rodney Longhorn, oh yea. Thats a good one

 

[CptRumGuy]

Either Jasper Columbia or Cujo Columbia.

I think I'll go with Cujo Columbia.

Hey baby, you can bark up my tree any day. Don't worry, I won't bite.

 

[CptRumGuy]

Skippy Slipwhistle.

I'm definitely a gay pornstar.

Wow, that is too funny. Definitely almost spit my drink all over my screen when I saw that XD

EDIT: Nice avatar btw