What's your warning label?

[AlchemicalGod]

Warning!- Contents Extremely Insane, and Volitile. Please Keep away from; idiots, Religious people, politicians, zombies, left wing, right wing nut jobs, conformists, and criminals to prevent explosion.

Or possibly Warning!-Does not play well with others, and has thirst for blood.

Or maybe Warning!-Please keep a five foot distance at all times, or throw; raw steak, politicians, or the Pope.

 

[Sir Kemper]

May contain nuts.

 

[The Eggplant]

CAUTION. Bitter and cold. Prone to emotional instability. Do not shake or damage, as contents may explode in your face and leave everyone worse off.

 

[Klarinette]

Warning: Highly unstable. Do not aggrevate.

This and/or
WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. MAY EXPLODE IF HEATED. KEEP AWAY FROM OPEN FLAME.

Spoiler

Something along those lines.

Hehehe, that's awesome ^_^ I love xkcd.

 

[tehbeard]

Warning: Sentient Beard, approach with caution.

 

[natural20]

Mad Scientist At Work. Potentially Devious.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

Warning: Will criticise you until the end of times if provoked.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Warning: Amethyst Wind has licked your daughter's nipples.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

I...I...what? How..I mean..what is this I don't even..

Please elaborate on these circumstances.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

WARNING: Use caution if the unit is awake before 10 AM

 

[Manicotti]

Manicotti
has not been approved by the FDA, the MPAA, the CIA, PETA, Al-Jazeera, or PBS. Contains high levels of caffeine, gunpowder, piss, vinegar, nuttiness, and high-fructose corn syrup. Health risks associated with this product include death, combustion, lacerations, electrocution, and irritable bowel syndrome if you're lucky. Keep out of range of children. For best results, point away from self and laugh maniacally.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

WARNING! CAUTION! ATTENTION! DANGER! THIS BASTARD IS AS LAZY AS FUCK THOUGH HE MIGHT RIP YOUR BALLS OFF IF YOU DISTURB HIM! Thanks - Me.

Sounds like Snorlax...

 

[Plurralbles]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

Shenanigans. Do I get a cookie? Wait, what are you...OH GOD! HE HAS A GUN!!

I warned you. The label clearly said not to say it. *takes out pistol and proceeds to hit you with it Puts it back in my pocket* I hope you have learned a valuable lesson today.

 

[T-Bone24]

Warning: Highly unstable. Do not aggrevate.

Wow, that's a good one. I would steal that, but that would be wrong.

WARNING: Prone to obscure trivia and eccentricity. Occasional paranoia. Do not shake.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Warning: No refunds. If you are unsatisfied you may not complain to the manager.
[sup]I'm fairly boring.[/sup]

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

Is that a Super Troopers reference?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: My Warning is long

[HEADING=2]WARNING! THIS FACE CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF JACK! WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT JACK! THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS. HE'S VERY PRETTY! SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS? I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR, AND I'M JUST A WARNING LABEL![/HEADING]

Nice one. *Abridged amine highfives*

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Warning: Not to be used for the other use.

 

[Wordslinger]

Warning - I probably do not want to talk to you. Just saying.

 

[nick n stuff]

may contain nuts