What's your warning label?

[Lord_Panzer]

WARNING: Contents dangerously sarcastic at all times. Handle with care! (or don't and see how far it gets you. My money is on not very far, by the way.)

 

[eggy32]

Warning: This being is most likely tired, hungry and angry. Approach with caution... and tasty treats

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[silver wolf009]

WARNING!!! DO NOT INTRODUCE TO THE ELEMENT SILVER OR HE WILL GO INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Plurralbles]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

Is that a Super Troopers reference?

Warning Cultural Reference and sarcasm


nah, definitely not....

 

[Nihilism Theory]

Warning: do not feed after midnight. do not expose to direct sunlight. do not exceed the guidline daily dosage. if your eyes become exposed, rinse with warm clean water then contact your GP.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Caution: Stand back if pants are removed.

 

[tmujir955]

That is all.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

DO NOT DRY CLEAN

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

...wow.

OK, you win this round. I might even give you a cooki-IT'S ONLY BOLOGNESE!

A trip to Somerfield has never been so entertaining.

 

[tombman888]

WARNING: I'm actually a Spy.

 

[FaithorFire]

Caution: May cause spontaneous spasms in women when handled properly.

 

[[.redacted]]

WARNING.

 

[Jedoro]

Warning: Low tolerance of below-average intelligence. Interact with caution.

 

[oden636]

Keep small parts away from children??

 

[Stuntcrab]

WARNING: Plays Multiplayer Video Games serious depression may occur when he owns your sorry ass

 

[Rakun Man]

Just had to... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da0JwKT3GyM

Warning: Susceptible to spontaneous combustion.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

...wow.

OK, you win this round. I might even give you a cooki-IT'S ONLY BOLOGNESE!

A trip to Somerfield has never been so entertaining.

*Applause*

Congratulations! I honestly never expected you to get the second one. Now we- CAN GET MARRIED AND HAVE SCOWLY BABIES!

If you get that one, you win 15 internets.

But I bet you won't.

*Bows*

And for my encore: Dollhouse.

Mmm, delicious cookies

 

[Hap2]

WARNING: Do not use unit if fuel gauge reads low. Prone to insanity. Death may occur.