What's your warning label?

[CrazyGirl17]

WARNING : Provoke at your own risk, this subject is unpredictable at times and may lash out. Subject also has low tolerance for idiocy. You have been warned.

 

[blaqknoise]

Warning: Does not put up with bullshit.

 

[Plurralbles]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

oh old Plurrables and his shenanigans

Warning: Do not puncture or incinerate. Store between 50 and 75˚F

Warning: Old and cranky.

You better believe it.

oh and... *nuclear launch detected*

I WARNED YOU!

 

[Marmooset]

Spoiler: I'm not claiming to be OP or anything - it just reflects my gleeful willingness to respond to trolling attempts.

 

[vento 231]

*Caution* this is sparta!

 

[derdeutschmachine]

Achtung: Bearer of this label requires excruciating ammounts of alcohol, pussy and murder. If upon encountering one or more items are not fulfilled murder will ensue... That is all.

 

[vento 231]

Warning: Currently depressed. Do not engage in conversation unless you wish to hear lengthy disjointed monologues on the nature of said mental illness.

Tell me more.

 

[camokkid]

Probably this one:

Spoiler

I mean, it was my avatar for a year.

[sub]And I naturally produce Anthrax spores.[/sub]

Mmmmmmmm...

Anthrax...

 

[sailor_960]

Warning: Individual may engage in discussions on Taoism, Frank herbert's Dune or Star Wars. Considered yourself warned.

 

[K_Dub]

Warning: Will knock the shit out of someone if they approach! Not that I have anything against you personally! In general, I don't like people all that much due to poor experiences with them as a child! It's more like an insecurity issue that I have with people! Again, it's not you, it's me! Now back the fuck off!

 

[Adventurer2626]

Warning: May result in psyche-crushing conundrums and circular logic when posed a simple question. Do not attempt to comprehend; often defies logic with randomly random behaviour. Requires two daily doses of cans of Mt. Dew and a 1/2 cup of hot sauce. If you are not well versed in gamer and sci-fi/fantasy culture, on long trips, bring a book.

 

[tacomonkey 360]

Warning:Contains near lethal amount of Caffeine.

 

[Sark]

Warning: May contain White Knight.

 

[AMMO Kid]

WARNING: Person may bite if you try and touch his untouchables

 

[profit0004]

Danger: Addictive

 

[teutonicman]

Warning! May unintentionally kill all of or part of your soul.

 

[superbatranger]

Warning! Beware of the "Beware of Dog" sign.


It was all I could think of.

 

[Archemetis]

Warning: Failure to entertain the Archemetis will result in entire rooms (yours) being painted pink or the Archemetis itself, eating it's own feet.

That would probably just about do it.

 

[SuperGilfer]

Warning: Subject is a (somewhat) polite, (sorta) funny, (mostly) mentally stable individual with occasional self-depreciative tendencies. Seriously. Don't know why he even bothered with a label.

....

...Yeah, that sucked. Let's turn the silly up a notch.

CAUTION: Improper handling may result in spleen corrosion. There, you've been warned. Don't say you weren't, because you were. Not my fault you didn't take the label seriously. Dumbass.

MUCH better.