What's your warning label?

[Blindswordmaster]

Warning! Prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous outbursts of insight and awesome.

 

[CNKFan]

Warning: May attempt to disembowel and eat innards.

 

[Cuthawolf]

Warning! Contents under pressure! High risk of explosion!

I know that one's cliche, but it's true.

This one wins for me.

 

[skitzo van]

Warning: low sanity zone, prepare for the cheetos in your uncle's dyslexic closet to be insulted.

 

[CompanionCube]

Warning: Contains dangerous amounts of pasta, approach at own risk

 

[Ryuo]

Warning: May contain ideas.

This.
Love it.

 

[Denamic]

Warning: Incompatible with most household sockets.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Caution, feed before petting/b]

Hrmm..think that's good

 

[Chancie]

Warning: Not intended for children under three years of age

I'm awful with babies. Seriously.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Warning Any attempts to show attraction towards subject will be met with confusion and/or denial. Any attempts to make conversation with subject will involve more input on user's end. Subject may make jokes about sock related ploys and equines with ballistic weaponry.

 

[Eponet]

Warning.
Cannot be caged.
Cannot be controlled.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Warning: do not pique my wrath, for judgment is swift and fierce.

Or

Warning: possesses high intelligence. Attempts at conversation can lead to head scratching, bewilderment, mobs.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

WARNING: THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO HAS ASPERGERS SYNDROME. APPROACH WITH AN OPEN MIND.

Yes, I actually do have Aspergers Syndrome. It explains about 90% of what I do.

What's it like? I'm supposed to have it, but I have no idea what it does...

OT:
Warning: This person might make extremely unfunny and un-asked for jokes about suicide, to complement his already lame username.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Warning: Sir Get the FUCK back!

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Warning! May pester consistently for over 24 hours that subject should use skype.

 

[Xojins]

Caution: Do not attempt to comprehend, contents subject to change.

 

[Lambi]

W A R N I N G
Extreamly cuddl-able. Hugging may result in longterm cuddle.

Or something like that.
I have warned people before with that I am extreamly clingy and huggly.
They didn't listen and had to 'pay the hug' D:.. Or something!

You are? That's a good thing if I ever met you. Oh, I can already imagine the hugs between us...
If I knew what you looked like, that is.
Oh, and if the hug would turn into a cuddle, I wouldn't have a problem with it. ^_^
Yes, I mean that in a non pervy way...
Seriously.

OT: Warning!
...
That is all.

 

[Revolutionary]

caution,failure to be awsome will result in fatal disintrest.

 

[Podunk]

Caution: Logic enforced here