What's your Zombie Plan?

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Tureil

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5 bucks says this was posted before, but im too lazy to go and hunt it down if it did.
Oh well. Reading the "will this kill a zombie" thread got me thinking.
Sooooooooo..........

How would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse? What's your plan?
Get a little group of friends and blow your way to safety, Left 4 Dead style?
Go around solo, picking off what you can, worrying only about yourself?
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Me.... Hmm. Personally, i'd gather up my friends and close family who aren't dead/trying to eat my tender flesh and stock up on some supplies. Food, water, por--....War-.....Warm clothes..
-ahem-
It'd be canned goods mostly. I aint trustin nothin that isnt in a can or a sealed bottle.
I'd gather up the few weapons i got around my place (Functional weapons'd exclude my 2 swords, which are decoration only, sadly...), such as my combat knife, baseball bat or two, large knives, a blowtorch from my basement (i can get creative, can't i? <<)my shotgun, and some other things.

Me and the rest'd go quickly when the hordes are least active..This usually seems to be Daytime. Find easily secured and fortified places to lock up in during the High hours.. keep close together when we move, and aim high with all weapons. Swing or shoot first, ask questions later. As long as we survive, the rest of you could rot, for all i care. ._.

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Ultrajoe

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Too lazy to hunt the other one down?

My friend, we have about 200 of these things. It would take more effort not to find one.
 

Tureil

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Ultrajoe said:
Too lazy to hunt the other one down?

My friend, we have about 200 of these things. It would take more effort not to find one.
Indeed. Too lazy. Blame my last forum.
 

Tureil

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Tureil said:
Ultrajoe said:
Too lazy to hunt the other one down?

My friend, we have about 200 of these things. It would take more effort not to find one.
Indeed. Too lazy. Blame my last forum.
manchild575 said:
God when will it end?
STOP WITH THE ZOMBIE THREADS!!!!
hahah....Blame the internet, in all it's wonder. It's ninjas, pirates, porn, zombies.

Rinse and repeat.
 

Healey

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I have two different ones prepared: One for survival, one for pure awesome. Basically, survival includes stocking up on supplies and weapons (no guns...Thanks, Australia) and holing up in the local school. It was built in 1881, so it's very.. fortress-like. I'm counting on zombies not being able to climb stairs so well. Then just hang out, I suppose.
 

Kelethor

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iv actually thought about this long and hard, and the MINUTE i hear of a zombie apocalypse, i would instigate "operation Night rider"

Step one: Kidnap Jessica Alba
Step two: have miss Alba Put on a cross "king Cong" stlye and sacrifice her to the zombie bastards
step three: Sneak past the zombies to the safety of the Zombie free Paradise of Antartica [ill mate with the moss and start a new civilization]
 

GammaChris

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I bought the Zombie Survival Guide for the sole purpose of protecting myself, so I have a stockpile of twinkies and honey in my basement, along with canned foods and bottled water that is replenished more often. I have a flat backyard that's perfect for landing a rescue-heli in, too. Surrounding my property is a 12-foot high fence, and I have plywood in the basement for boarding up all ground-floor windows. I am currently working on getting my firearms license, as well.

I'll see you survivors when this is all over!
 

Tureil

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Michael_McCloud said:
My plan is to leave home and begin a journey for the mystical search button.
Nonsense. I'm a noob here. Noobs never follow rules when they're still fresh to forums. We don't know what a search button is, even though we use it normally on all the other places we may frequent.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Tureil said:
Michael_McCloud said:
My plan is to leave home and begin a journey for the mystical search button.
Nonsense. I'm a noob here. Noobs never follow rules when they're still fresh to forums. We don't know what a search button is, even though we use it normally on all the other places we may frequent.
Nonsense. I knew about the search button and the etiquette of this forum since before I joined, when I merely lurked around to watch Yahtzee go off on his rants. "I'm new here" is not an excuse for ignorance and general jackassery. All that does is get people pissed at you.
 

superbleeder12

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I would get a group of friends together. get a lot of alcohol, ammo, and guns. then just barricade ourselves and have a little drunken zombie genocide.
 

Zykon TheLich

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Zombie threads are just like real zombies, no matter how many you kill, any minute another one's going to pop up and take a bite out of your ass.
 

EXPLICITasian

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scumofsociety said:
Zombie threads are just like real zombies, no matter how many you kill, any minute another one's going to pop up and take a bite out of your ass.
Ya, but the same could be said about herpes... maybe if we give the zombies an std....
 

Fox1789

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i got this all planned out.. im gonna build 3 underground bunkers huges ones, 2 filled with food attached to the third which i will hide in.. they will be sealed off and there will be blasters to bury the entrance.. i will have a ham radio to contact anyone in case of rescue and a pistol in there with a one bullet so that if i run out of food and no one comes to rescue me i will shoot myself bitter end but at least i wont be torn apart by zombies