Grab my broken goalie stick and make for the nearest police station, or baring that the nearest Canadian Tire, they have guns there.
What's your Zombie Plan?
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Also I could always just stick with the hot female supermodels. Hell, that seems to work in the movies.
"Jesus Christ. The dead have come back to life and are eating the living. I better find a supermodel quick!"
"Hey guys? There are like, zombies, and they're like, outside and trying to, like eat us so should we like, run away or something?"
"Jesus Christ. The dead have come back to life and are eating the living. I better find a supermodel quick!"
"Hey guys? There are like, zombies, and they're like, outside and trying to, like eat us so should we like, run away or something?"
I have 2 plans: one realistic , and one ....well , not so realistic 
Number 1: First i would grab any canned food i could find,and guns and anything that could come in handy.Then i would take any living people in my neighbourhood and barricade in the local school. I would go for the second floor, the one with the kitchen and the biology room.The hall only has one window to break into so thats a easy go.Before we barricaded up the whole floor i would go get a phone/computer from the media room.I would call the police who then again would bring in the big guys to rescue.Then we would take shifts on who would be guarding the barricade.When the good guys arrived i would grab a gas canister from the biology room and burn up the building somehow,break the window and jump out on the fancy door entrance(which is not to high). Then we would signal the army or whoever came to our rescue to get over here ,and then jump down in their trucks and get the hell out off there ^^
And my unrealistic plan is to be a TF2 Engi,call all my engi friends and build loads of sentries.Then wait for rescue
Number 1: First i would grab any canned food i could find,and guns and anything that could come in handy.Then i would take any living people in my neighbourhood and barricade in the local school. I would go for the second floor, the one with the kitchen and the biology room.The hall only has one window to break into so thats a easy go.Before we barricaded up the whole floor i would go get a phone/computer from the media room.I would call the police who then again would bring in the big guys to rescue.Then we would take shifts on who would be guarding the barricade.When the good guys arrived i would grab a gas canister from the biology room and burn up the building somehow,break the window and jump out on the fancy door entrance(which is not to high). Then we would signal the army or whoever came to our rescue to get over here ,and then jump down in their trucks and get the hell out off there ^^
And my unrealistic plan is to be a TF2 Engi,call all my engi friends and build loads of sentries.Then wait for rescue
Can you imagine trying to build a group of all women where you are the only man? That would be tough to sustain...
GIRL IN GROUP: I think I heard a man's voice over there.
LAST GUY IN GROUP: Stay back, I'll check it out.
(LAST GUY walks off camera... BLAM!!! Walks back.)
LAST GUY IN GROUP: Nope, just another zombie, let's move on.
GIRL IN GROUP: I think I heard a man's voice over there.
LAST GUY IN GROUP: Stay back, I'll check it out.
(LAST GUY walks off camera... BLAM!!! Walks back.)
LAST GUY IN GROUP: Nope, just another zombie, let's move on.
Depending on where I'm at, depends on my course of action.
In a city? Screw family and friends.
In a rural area? I can make an attempt.
Friends or Family get zombified?
I would have no hesitation of blowing there heads off, cause the moment they have turned into a zombie, or have been bit by one, they are no longer human, and pose a threat for everyone elses survival.
I would also go to the nearest hardware store, jack all the chainsaws I can, (and any ammo/guns), and make my way to a bus Garage, and turn it into a giant death machine.
In a city? Screw family and friends.
In a rural area? I can make an attempt.
Friends or Family get zombified?
I would have no hesitation of blowing there heads off, cause the moment they have turned into a zombie, or have been bit by one, they are no longer human, and pose a threat for everyone elses survival.
I would also go to the nearest hardware store, jack all the chainsaws I can, (and any ammo/guns), and make my way to a bus Garage, and turn it into a giant death machine.
That was my plan as well. Gun it down to the Canadian Tire to nick a water purifier, generator and some non-perishables, then head to the docks to relieve some poor likely corpse of their houseboat and wait it out in the middle of the lake until everyone's either killed each other or decomposed to such an extent that they're not a danger anymore. This is one spot where my apocalyptic driving skills would actually serve me. I drive like a foaming, kill-crazy maniac under normal circumstances; the thought of my mayhem actually being justified brings such a smile to my face as would give Hitler the chills.genauguy said:
Ideally, there are some people I'd like to check up on, but the only one who is really important to my long-term sanity and survival stands a far stronger chance of living through the apocalypse than I do. I'm more patient than I am skilled, so as long as I can find a safe place to wait it out, I'm gold.