What's your Zombie Plan?

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samsprinkle

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I would find the chick I love and tell her so. If she said no I would find all the hoes of the post apocolyptic wasteland...in any case I would stock up on cherries...zombies most likely don't know how to properly defend themselves when confronted by an oppenent armed with a bowl of cherries...it is of course the tiger. the advantage of the tiger as he not only eats the cherry laden foe, but also the cherries. rendering him disarmed...but the zombies don't know this...
 

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EXPLICITasian said:
scumofsociety said:
Zombie threads are just like real zombies, no matter how many you kill, any minute another one's going to pop up and take a bite out of your ass.
Ya, but the same could be said about herpes... maybe if we give the zombies an std....
of course! zombie crabs would invest all the hoes of the wastelands unmentionables if we attempted such a thing...DuH!
 

dangerousdave_42

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get some weapons put together such as my pistols and my ak-47 and my roommates ar-15 and my machete get some warm gear and food and head into the Rockies until it calms down... or freeze to death or starve but its better then being zombie food
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Sex my way out...

Sorry, been waiting to say that somewhere for ages.

Anyways find a group then hole up somewhere with food. Sucks Australia doesn't have American everything and anything stores.
 

Cahlee

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I went into great detial on this many moons ago, making use of my local lake and kayak. But because I'm lazy tonight, I think I'll just perform the act of seppuku and get it over with.
 

Fangface74

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I think this has been done before, can't remember when but the OP was a great guy, a real 'go-getter'...an Adonis of Men if you will, as handsome as he was talented, a real.....ah fuck it!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.68064#618455
 

santaandy

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I would immediately find and have sex with Milla Jovovich. I'm sure the rest would sort itself out. Plus, Milla Jovovich! :)
 

curlycrouton

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Take up smoking, probably, then I'd go and live on an uninhabited island and become self-sufficient.
 

Hookman

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Escape the city and go to the countryside,stock up on any supplies and weapons I can find during my escape and my stay in the countryside. Once I start to run low on supplies head back to the city and find more supplies and search for other survivors. Rinse and repeat until youve got a large group of people, then go apeshit crazy on some zombie ass! Go back to the city with all the weapons and your group of survivors and massacre those undead freaks!

Yes, I thought all this through. Its not like I have anything better to do right know!
 

Darkmark44

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Laugh maniacally while stadning on the roof of my house with a shotgun. then when survivors come, they will be like "oh...we are trully fucked" heh..i dont think zombies can climb 2 stories up without climbing a 75 degress slope! buaahah!
 

Iron Mal

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I have two zombie plans.

The first (and probably wisest) would be to round up any survivors from the local area and make my way to an oil rig/space station.

The second would be to go to the British musem, grab medieval knight's armour and a broad sword and attempt to wipe out the horde single handed (this would probably be doomed to failure but at least I'll look cool on the way out).
 

Bocca

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Hmm.. Take a knife from the kitchen and try to survive to the railway and jump to train from a bridge when ever the train comes. Theres a railway just below my window so its not very far. Wonder what would be the consequences :p
 

Fangface74

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santaandy said:
I would immediately find and have sex with Milla Jovovich. I'm sure the rest would sort itself out. Plus, Milla Jovovich! :)
You Sir, win an Internet.
 

kapzer

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The abandoned STARS members in Resident Evil: Apocalypse - find a place to hole up, grab my sniper rifle and camp the roof.
 

excessum ado

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To be honest I would look out for myself. As soon as I discovered there was an epidemic I would look outside to see how many out there. Depending on how many I would barricade the house and survive on what Ive got for as long as possible. When supplies ran short depending on how long I had to prepare I would grab a durable weapon, Im thinking a hammer or steering wheel lock, a backpack, fill that with water and canned foods then Id grab my dog (As Im possibly facing a situation in which I would be devoid of all human contact Id need some company that isnt trying to eat me) and escape through whatever route is least densely populated with zombies. Id do my best to get to my car and then probably drive up the road to a grocery and liqour store. Id grab as much groceries and alcohol for molotav cocktails and recreation, only when its safe of course. (Hell its the apocalypse. Might as well have a little fun.) Aside from that Id just keep driving, stopping in any suburban area's that could have supplies and arent too dangerous. I find anyone who's unarmed and alone with any useful supplies and I wont lie Id probably kill them. Id refill my petrol tank and food supplies at whatever cost, even if that means stealing from/killing fellow survivors. If my petrol ran out I would continue on foot, doing my best to avoid zombie detection and killing any zombies in small enough groups of say 3-5. Id move to a shelter, wait until it gets compromised (because it will eventually) then find another one. Id keep this up until the zombie holocaust was over.
 

tino1498

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I'm pretty sure that zombies can't swim or climb trees, but they can knock down doors. I would take a boat to and island, then live there going back and forth for food and suppies. and build a tree fortress just in case they get to my island fortress.