Whats Your Zombie Plan

[Supreme Unleaded]

(the last thread like this was over a year ago you nazi's)

So, if the undead do somehow arise from their graves to feed on mortal flesh, you gotta be prepared right.

So if that happend I ask you, what is your zombie plan, would you run, hide, make your home the new Napoleon Complex, or just say fuck it and turn into a zombie.

Me personaly, I'd get as much weapons and ammo and fight my way up to Alaska, since zombies have either very little or no body heat, they'd freeze. And if they did have body heat, they'd still freeze, or fall through the snow.

So, what are the Escapist's zombie plans.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Move, move move! Gather enough supplies and people to make a walled in fort and we defend ourselves until they are crawling for our brains over mountains of their own dead.

Grr, I ain't going out without a fight

 

[Dioxide20]

Join the military, and get payed to kill zombies!!!! WITH TEH BIG GUNZ!!!!!! lol

 

[Jedoro]

1) Gather supplies and friends
2) Head up to a local castle used for the Renaissance Festival
3) Start farming the local area
4) ????
5) PROFIT

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I'm at a loss for words.

Stock up on guns and ammo, go outside, and go crazy.

 

[Xyphon]

Head over to my local Wal-Mart and barricade myself and any others into the building.

 

[Mcupobob]

hajak a aircraft carrier thats stock with supplies and live out in the ocean.

 

[Generator]

For some strange reason, the phrase "Zombie Rave Party" is popping into my head. So... that?

 

[ArcWinter]

Get all my friends, family, tons of food, and move onto an aircraft carrier. Zombies can't swim. And even if they could, they would sink because they are dead flesh, extremely heavy.

But we would have sniper rifles just in case so we could feel awesome.

Ah! Ninja'd. Or as I prefer to say, stealin' pesos outta my brain.

(Beck is very quotable)

 

[Destal]

Actually the last thread like this was done about two days ago.

I would raid the local gun store and head north, the zombie's would eventually freeze in place when winter hit.

 

[PartyMonkey]

Well as I live in ENGLAND there is a shortage of guns (well compared to America) so I would have to create a bunker in the middle of a feild...a BIG feild and just hide in there with much food and something with internet access and barracade myself in and keep quiet.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

(the last thread like this was over a year ago you nazi's)

2 Jul 2009 2:47 pm, actually.

But I'll let it slide...

OT:Living in a semi-rural area, I'd be ok.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Join a military grou

Join the military, and get payed to kill zombies!!!! WITH TEH BIG GUNZ!!!!!! lol

Good idea, if you get overrun with zombies then joining the guys who can deal with them is the best idea

 

[Nannernade]

I would go to the local food market and steal all of the good food, run over to the nearest appliance store and steal a fridge and an oven and what not, run up onto a really tall building (Secretly) and live out the rest of my days until I run out of food or get bored and jump off the building. ^^ (There would also be a bat for hitting zombies that did make it onto the building that I'm on)

 

[kotorfan04]

Well I would probably go insane head to a now abandoned military installation find the nuclear launch codes and nuke the world into oblivion. After that I would realize the undead aren't affected by radiation as the living dead slowly descended upon me. Still it would be cool to launch some nuclear warheads before I went and hopefully the oncoming nuclear winter would freeze the zombies.

 

[ArcWinter]

Get all my friends, family, tons of food, and move onto an aircraft carrier. Zombies can't swim. And even if they could, they would sink because they are dead flesh, extremely heavy.

But we would have sniper rifles just in case so we could feel awesome.

And your hull would slowly rust, and you'd slowly be flung into the ocean, as your hull broke and you all sank.

Hulls rust? Explain how boats work then.

If it started to rust, we could just stop off at an island, kill all the zombies, live there.

 

[Dioxide20]

Join a military grou

Join the military, and get payed to kill zombies!!!! WITH TEH BIG GUNZ!!!!!! lol

Good idea, if you get overrun with zombies then joining the guys who can deal with them is the best idea

Some people think it's a bad thing but I thinks it's probably the best thing to do, the military is trained to work in smaller squads. You will definitely live longer when you have competent people around you, people trained to deal with the intense stress.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Get on some armour (I live with reenacters), clear out the local area, fortify an old uni mate's house (built over a natural and mostly underground stream) then just point and laugh/

 

[electric_warrior]

well, coming from england, where guns aren't on every street corner, i would camp out on the roof of my garage and venture inside to get food for as long as supplies last. if, after that time, no rescue had arrived i'd probably either try and make it to the local supermarket or just kill myself.