Whats Your Zombie Plan

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cowman2000

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first call for help, next get supplies (guns, axes, fireworks, frying pan, etc.) get freinds, go up stair case then destroy them, and KILL.
note: knives don't need reloading, but guns you can shoot from a distance.
note: Crowbar= one of the best weapons
note: fireworks get zombies distracted
note: friend gets hurts and can not move on, kill him, do not give a weapon and look for help, and if you leave him there hes going to become a zombie, and if you can snipe were his body is, that's perfect, because human meat is a great bate for zombies
note:TRAVEL IN DAY!!!
and one more thing BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS
 

Smack-Ferret

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Get what's in the gun safe, head to the nearby air base, kill mass amounts of zombies from one of the local F-15s. God I wish they still had A-10s
 

Xanadu84

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Grab my crowbar for just such an emergency, grab random supplies that I am capable of grabbing, and steal a motorcycle for 1 (Cars get bogged down on the highway). Head south a ways, grab a friend of mine who probably isn't surrounded by people with a plan. This is probably the hairiest part, because she is on a college campus in a town, but hey, honor and stuff, right? Rescue her, head a little further south to my old Alma Mater (in a sparsely populated town), find the other person who I would really want to save, who is likely not surrounded by people with a real plan. I spent a copious amount of time planning a zombie defense plan while I was at my old school, so start getting to work on that, pretty much fortifying the dorm by barring a few doors, and installing a few rope ladders in case a floor is somehow compromised. The supply of ramen I left hidden in the ceiling for just this emergency should last until I can bridge the gap between roofs, and slowly clear out a few nearby buildings, eventually getting to the greenhouse, which can hopefully be made zombie proof, but maybe just move the plants best we can. Slowly, we can thin out the hoard, and be able raid local stores for food once the hoard is thin enough, and before too long thin it enough that we can start establishing outside gardens and such.

Added bonus, the 2 people I would have to save are very cool, very attractive ladies. Just a nice little added bonus, that.
 

Silly_Billy

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theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.
My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
 

Haunted Serenity

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I know this mountain in the rockies where the top has a totally concrete firetower and complex. the nearby mountains have sheltered out crops with amazing views. I'd head there with my friends and family with supplies. we already have the ammo and guns from work locations so no wasted time there and we understand teamwork. we'd be fine
 

theshadavid

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Silly_Billy said:
theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.

My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.
 

SamScott

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Easy! go to the pub and wait. (barricade and stockpile/get pissed)

Or, on a sensible note develop Streptococcus Pyogenes (A flesh eating disease, i kid you not) to only devour dead flesh release it to munch on some zombies for a change and sit back and watch some family guy for a few years on some island/aircraft carrier. And best of all no body's to clear up :)
 

micky

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stock food wait 2-3 months in my basment then leave to gather foods from abandoned stores and just keap traveling that would work
 

Silly_Billy

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theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.

My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.
The occasional fight would keep things interesting. Besides, this isn't I Am Legend, I'll be the clear cut protagonist. Protagonist never die in random zombie encounters only in something bigger, like Carla's revenge when she learns of Consuela.
 

hazakura

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find the quickest fire-arms store,get a .44 or a .357. blow a few brains out and let the zombies eat those. If nothing else. It'll be me and my friends/family/random people with guns in the new adventure, left 2 die.

In all actuality,I'd get a reinforced,diesel vehicle,maybe a large bus or a Semi and plow my way into an area not covered in zombies,or with other survivors. With of course,supplies and weapons that I got at Costco/the firearms store.
 

theshadavid

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Silly_Billy said:
theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
theshadavid said:
Silly_Billy said:
1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.

My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.
The occasional fight would keep things interesting. Besides, this isn't I Am Legend, I'll be the clear cut protagonist. Protagonist never die in random zombie encounters only in something bigger, like Carla's revenge when she learns of Consuela.
That's when you get on a boat and nuke the effing island and move on...
 

world_of_dragons

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weapons.

Keep your selection light, a rifle/shotgun and a pistol with plenty of ammunition. Nextly, carry something like a sword or axe. Not because they're cool (even though they are) but in the event you do run out of ammo for your guns, you're gonna want to use a weapon that can whack off limbs or decapitate the zombies quickly.

And considering that we're dealing with creatures with decaying flesh, I'd assume relieving zombies of their limps would be easy.

Another good idea would be to move along the sewers, since I'd assume the zombies would be mostly above ground, looking for people.

If you must stay somewhere, then avoid placed like wall-mart or anything place that has too many windows. If they can't see you then they won't come to you. I'd assume zombies would only go after prey that isn't hidden.

But where would I go? I'd most likely head to somewhere with a radio or good communication capability and try to call for help.
 

skittlepie345

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I'd move to Antacrtica. The zombies flesh would freeze because they don't have any body heat. I'd take a bunch of guns and ammo to hunt penguins. I would also meet the first eskimo tribe found on Antarctica and we would all be best friends. :D