My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)theshadavid said:But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.Silly_Billy said:1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.Silly_Billy said:theshadavid said:But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.Silly_Billy said:1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
The occasional fight would keep things interesting. Besides, this isn't I Am Legend, I'll be the clear cut protagonist. Protagonist never die in random zombie encounters only in something bigger, like Carla's revenge when she learns of Consuela.theshadavid said:Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.Silly_Billy said:theshadavid said:But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.Silly_Billy said:1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)
Took the words right out of my mouth.theultimateend said:My plan?
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That's when you get on a boat and nuke the effing island and move on...Silly_Billy said:The occasional fight would keep things interesting. Besides, this isn't I Am Legend, I'll be the clear cut protagonist. Protagonist never die in random zombie encounters only in something bigger, like Carla's revenge when she learns of Consuela.theshadavid said:Personally if I were to go through with your plan I would set up shop off the coast of Japan, considering those sick f***s at Valve will probably end up making a zombie that carries guns or shoots fire, and it's preferable to be in the country that isn't exactly packing heat if you know what I mean.Silly_Billy said:theshadavid said:But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.Silly_Billy said:1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
My Caribbean mistress, Consuela, will save me. (Don't judge me. We have to repopulate... preferably with sexy latinas)