Whats Your Zombie Plan

[Sneaky Paladin]

Once more I shall tell you my plan escapist. I will go to disneyland. It's perfect no one will be there when the panicking starts and I just pick up weapons on the way. I can make a cot on a roller coaster track so the zombies fall through trying to get me while I sleep and all the food I could ever want is there! It's perfect

 

[jackknife402]

Once more I shall tell you my plan escapist. I will go to disneyland. It's perfect no one will be there when the panicking starts and I just pick up weapons on the way. I can make a cot on a roller coaster track so the zombies fall through trying to get me while I sleep and all the food I could ever want is there! It's perfect

....except disneyland is in the state that has one of the highest populations. I'd rather pick disney world, old fogie zombies fall apart easier....damn vegans.

 

[Ibanez887]

I got a total of 5 plans in case of a zombie holocaust
1. Make a bomb shelter in the middle of nowhere large enough to house about 10 people if necessary, stockpile it with food, ammo, health supplies, guns, and a man-powered generator and live there as long as possible
2. Same as no.1 except on parking garage (A high one) and the ramp and down completely barricaded and the stairs completely blocked
3. Try to survive in the wilderness with the 3 closest people I know
4. Go to an inner-city pawn shop, load it with food, more ammo and guns, and health supplies and survive
5. willingly infect myself and kill everyone who I hate

 

[GeEom]

Well being English theres a severe lack of gun shops, and wallmarts, and freely Hijackable military mobile instalations such as AC carriers...
So I guess I'd ask my neighbor for a lift in his larger range rover, and drive into ****** where I know where the MOD base is, they will ofc have a decent shelter set up, probably serve some tea whilst reasonable people discuss how to efficiently arange helicopter tansports and seclude previously non populated areas that are therefore clear of afore mentioned evil undead. All the while making humerous and sarcasic comments about how well the Americans will be coping with this using their cool and level headed aproach to ... well everything!

In the long term, though as a non military gentelman I doubt my involvement, these quarintined areas will be well protected, and all asigned propper work mainly involved in the aquisition of edible things, and human required resources such as large scale shelter and clean water.
Having never lost communications due to proffesionalism on behalf of the miltary, the organisation of the complete leveling of France, you know, just incase, can be got about to swiftly.
Conserved munitions will begin to be suplimented by ammunition made within the quatantine zones, and as such long range military fire support will alow the ease of rapid expansion and decontamination of large areas of land.
This secular advance eventualy renders all of the UK decontaminate, heavy duty permanant two way deffenses are created around each county, alowing seculsion and ease of reclemation of any county that falls anew to the horde. Advanced units of rapid 'diseased deceased' destruction and containment teams are created to contain and destroy minor outbreaks as they occur.

The complete reclemation of the Brittish isles set to be complete eight months after publicly noted outbreak, the UK can then begin to expand using air cover from AC carriers to make beach landings 100% safe from the diseased deceased.

One can only assume that the government will be opertunist and quite rightly offer old countries the deal of decontamination and a place in the new empire, or extensive pre emptive decontamination, Aka carpet bombing.

 

[G1eet]

For some strange reason, the phrase "Zombie Rave Party" is popping into my head. So... that?

I would say a sexy zombie party, but no... just, no.

And is that a Foo Fighters avatar I spy? One of them looks suspiciously like Dave Grohl.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

I will reverse the zombie order. It will not be them that bites me, but ME that bites them. They will fear me and I will restore order in the world.

 

[Aqualung]

Well, if zombies exist, I'm assuming werewolves do, too, since that could also be considered a diease or mutation or whatever zombies would call it. So I find a werewolf, get him to make me into one, because that'd be great. I'd rather be a werewolf.

..Uh.. Not sure where I was going from there. Maybe just be immune to zombies then, and fight them.

And don't say zombie werewolf.

 

[bowserboy26578]

i have two weeks worth of food stored in my attic, i go up andpull the ladder in with me. what do i do afterthe two weeks, well i'm keeping that to myself. don't want you guys becoming zombies and knowingwhat i'm up to.

 

[jackknife402]

All the while making humerous and sarcasic comments about how well the Americans will be coping with this using their cool and level headed aproach to ... well everything!

damn straight man! Like, when have we ever freaked out and made a national panic over a simple event!(MJ's death was the dumbest reason to bankrupt a city ever....)

 

[Finassar]

bullet to the brain

 

[Stalk3rchief]

I've had this down for years!

Me, Christian and Adam

First we gather up all of our collective guns, ammo, blunt weapons, food, fuel, and other miscellaneous supplies.
Then, we rip apart my shed and wrap the bed of Adams truck in the sheet metal and bolt it on, forming a kind of wall for anyone standing in the bed.
Since he has a ladder rack, it will be quite easy.
We round up the few people we want to salvage and get into the truck's bed via the rear window (which is now useless)

Now with a well armed and well manned mini A.P.C. at our disposal we hit the streets.
Our destination (video game lovers rejoice) is the largest mall we can find in Florida, hopefully one that is NOT infested. If we run low of diesel (for that's what Adams Behemoth of a truck runs on) or battery power, we stop at the closest gas station and form a perimeter around the truck. A team goes in to activate the pumps and raid the store for food while the others protect the truck and the gas pumper.

Once we get to said mall, we make sure we keep a tight wrap on things. Only trusted people are allowed entry into our safe haven of safety, food, clothes and entertainment.
Anyone else who tries to force their way in is shot. All entrances are locked up and blockaded and rope ladders are rolled up and attached to the malls roof. If someone is allowed access the ladder would be lowered and they could come on up. (Ever see a zombie climb a rope ladder? No. So if that person gets overrun and eaten, we'll be fine)


Of course the more cunning people reading this will think of a few flaws. If the streets are filled with deserted cars, which is likely, we will simply have to hotwire a very large vehicle to push them out of the way. Hotwiring simply managed using the same protection system as for refueling.

What if there are too many people to fit in the truck? Well, the towns out to eat us, so we're obliged to take other trucks too. A convoy would be fun anyways.

What if help never comes, that the whole world is dead?
We enjoy what's left of our lives and die in the happiest way possible...in a big ass mall full of awesome stuff.

 

[Roamin11]

Well, I first I grab my hand gun and hunting rifle, then I go to the local Harley Davidson store and snag my favourite bike, head back to my home town. Use the gas tanks, chem shop and a couple recipes I have make a mine field, and live in family home living off seven god damn years of perseveres!

 

[AkJay]

Join the military, and get payed to kill zombies!!!! WITH TEH BIG GUNZ!!!!!! lol

In any Zombie Apocalypse, the Military and the Governments are the first to go =P

 

[asteroth21nox]

In a real scenario like that I would probably build a large tree house. To my knowledge zombies can't climbe trees. At least not the ones I think of, which probably couldn't climbe ladders either but could stagger their way up steps. If they could climbe trees though I would seek to live on a boat in the middle of a lake liveing off fish and nature with freinds and allies. I would probably use a sword when the ammo ran out because lets face it, they never run out of ammo. Then when zombies inevitably die off from starvation, freezeing, ect, I would move back into the main land and see what forms of society had sprung up and try to get on the internet to see what sort of web sites where running. I'm not sure what I would do in winter...I would probably try to find a cabin in the deep wilderness and start hunting. Depending if whatever made the zombies is catchable by animals or if it's obvious when an animal has it I might survive very well or I might be completly fucked.

 

[Drakmorg]

1. Gather survivors and supplies necessary to reach nearby prison complex.
2. Restore power to the complex, so as to reactivate the electric fence.
3. Use prison yard as farmland to grow food.
4. Wait until army gets us outa there, since it's highly unlikely that the entire military would be killed by zombies before they could re-organize and strike back.

 

[XSA37]

I would just sit back and relax. Maybe, if they zombies got close, I would walk away quickly. Zombies are slow. Always.

Ehh, scratch that. I would find the nearest conveniently-located safe room, get the exact right amount of guns and ammo to make it to the next safe room and continue forward. I might even get a couple of friends to help. Three others is a good number. Oh and we will make molotov cocktails and pipebombs and leave them scattered randomly everywhere, cause, let's face it, there might be some other survivors out there somewhere.

 

[Dorian6]

Do you know how many other people will be trying that?

the thruway will be completely backed up and everyone will just be sitting there waiting to be eaten.

I have 3 months worth of MREs in my attic. I'll climb up there and pull the ladder up with me, and I'll stay there for as long as the food lasts, before moving on to phase 2 of my plan.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

If I said "Use Griff as a distraction" and nobody has ninja'd me, you have all missed the point of the zombie plan.

On topic: I'd join the secret shadow governments in getting off the planet. Or become a creepy merchant.